What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its trunk, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its trunk, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
>-ACK!
>no one can prove him wrong
I kneel.
>Your next move
a bowel movement
my final move
*puts thumb in mouth and blows on it, inflating myself back into shape*
Use my knowledge of physics and martial arts to redirect the force of the impact so the elephant falls and breaks its leg.
Ez win
he can stomp and flatten my already more than enough thic dick
CARTHAGO DELANDE - ACK
Tickle the toe.
Accept my fate because my organs would be mashed potatoes from the stomp.
i wonder how many creepy crawlies live inside the holes/crevices of the foot.
We already have a bio-region on our faces anon
Yes I know. But what about the elephant foot.
These things are clearly not just animals and should be considered tribes.
*glomps you*
your move
God I wish
dying,I guess
seek help,now!
>With only 40,000-50,000 left in the wild, the species is classified as endangered
Your move, trunks.
Ah the rhino's foot. The single most radioactive object in the known universe. Even seeing a picture of it is enough to cause instant death.
>The single most radioactive object in the known universe
actually in the grand scope of radioactive things it aint shit
look at shit like quasars
>looking intensifies