>*stomps you*

>*stomps you*
Your next move, Waufiggers?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its trunk, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >-ACK!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >no one can prove him wrong
      I kneel.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Your next move
    a bowel movement
    my final move

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *puts thumb in mouth and blows on it, inflating myself back into shape*

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Use my knowledge of physics and martial arts to redirect the force of the impact so the elephant falls and breaks its leg.
    Ez win

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he can stomp and flatten my already more than enough thic dick

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CARTHAGO DELANDE - ACK

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tickle the toe.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Accept my fate because my organs would be mashed potatoes from the stomp.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i wonder how many creepy crawlies live inside the holes/crevices of the foot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We already have a bio-region on our faces anon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes I know. But what about the elephant foot.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These things are clearly not just animals and should be considered tribes.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *glomps you*
    your move

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I wish

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dying,I guess

      seek help,now!

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >With only 40,000-50,000 left in the wild, the species is classified as endangered
    Your move, trunks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ah the rhino's foot. The single most radioactive object in the known universe. Even seeing a picture of it is enough to cause instant death.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The single most radioactive object in the known universe
        actually in the grand scope of radioactive things it aint shit
        look at shit like quasars

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ah the rhino's foot. The single most radioactive object in the known universe. Even seeing a picture of it is enough to cause instant death.

      >looking intensifies

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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