Spines are lame and boring.

Let’s be honest, mammals (including humans), reptiles, birds, and all the rest are boring af. All the coolest animals are invertebrates because they get to exist in a bunch of weird shapes and have more variety of lifestyles.
Do you think animals on other planets look more like vertebrates or invertebrates?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Let’s be honest, mammals (including humans), reptiles, birds, and all the rest are boring af.

    Frick off Jonathan, all animals are beautiful.
    Go rant about muh palestine genocide, musk, the orange man or that ren and stimpy homosexual you have such a hateboner for or other shit on your tumblr or do FINALLY some Mortasheen related stuff again before you went full libtard and leave us here alone. Wauf loves all creatures with or without a spine. Frick off.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you really think that bogleechhomosexual is lurking here? ON A NAHHTZEEE SITE?

      Frick him btw. He WAS an talented artist and i enjoyed some of his bug and pokeymanz articles DECADSES ago, but acutally he is such a terrible human being.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you really think that bogleechhomosexual is lurking here? ON A NAHHTZEEE SITE?

      Frick him btw. He WAS an talented artist and i enjoyed some of his bug and pokeymanz articles DECADSES ago, but acutally he is such a terrible human being.

      I have no idea what you two are talking about.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    can you recommend me some books about spiders? i want to read about them in hopes of being less scared of them
    preferably something about european spiders but ultimately i just want to learn about spiders

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should be scared of spiders. They are pure malice given a physical form. They wish for nothing more than to terrify and consume you. They crawl into your mouth in your sleep in an attempt to highjack your brain. In fact if you ever meet someone who likes spiders or who talks about leaving the spiders in their home alone because they're "beneficial" or who makes it a point to tell people they should just release spiders outside instead of killing them you, you aren't dealing with a human being. You are dealing with a spider that highjacked a human brain and is trying to influence those around them to submit to their spider overlords all around them.

      And if that's not bad enough, spiders are also israeli.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that’s horrifying…
        the last part i mean……

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If not having a spine is so cool how come my bearded dragon(who has a a spine) remorselessly murders invertebrates en masse?

    I think alien species would likely be beyond our comprehension because the human minds can not truly have an original thought and we are only able to draw from animals on earth in our imagination.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If not having a spine is so cool how come my bearded dragon(who has a a spine) remorselessly murders invertebrates en masse?
      any arachnid or cephalopod would rek your beardie
      >I think alien species would likely be beyond our comprehension because the human minds can not truly have an original thought and we are only able to draw from animals on earth in our imagination.
      aliens would not have flesh at all and would just be beings of pure gas or light

      >Verification not required.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just had a similar thought, only about plants. Their forms and their variety are analogous to nightmarish flesh abominations in animalia, with branching "limbs" that feed on light, air and soil, and sporting dozens of colorful dicks and vajayjays. Maybe siphonophores can compete.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes I think about how fricking weird plants are. They're so different from other life, it seems wrong.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Imagine being constrained and relying on insects for pollination.

    Ya'll would've been outcompeted by fungi!!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gymnosperms
      >relying on insect pollination
      bro...

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe. Having a backbone is the best

      >most aesthetically attractive invert

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        so you're saying you're a zoophile?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. Weirdo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      scribbles are invertebrates because they don’t have spines

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Scribbles?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh you meant the image. I thought you were calling urchins "scribbles".

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will never be a pentaradial animal.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf? No? all bugs are exactly the same, worms or flies or beetles. Frick bugs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes because a worm is just like a spider which is just like an squid which is just like a beetle which is just like a snail which is just like a trilobite

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