zoomer does battle with a rhea and kangaroo while turning a crackhouse into a ranch.
Do you ever think that his breath probably smells bad?
most likely his everything smells bad most of the time given his constant dealing with large herbivorous animals leaving massive shits everywhere on his property
>that moment where he bit Homelander’s neck and Ben just fricking RODE HIM as punishment
Fricking satisfying to see your first Kevin Correction, unless you go through the lore it seems like he just is allowed to just be awful to everything, and then RULES OF NATURE
I think it really hurt Ben when Biggerton was potentially going to die.
He's definitely gotten so very attached to him.
I've read some stuff online that says rheas don't generally kick, although the source is "trust me bro"
Maybe they don't really kick. They apparently have a wing talon they like to hit with.
Maybe it is just Kevin being chemically unbalanced or something.
He's living in sub-par conditions provided by someone with MAYBE good intentions, but who's priority is clearly social media clicks and views, who continually does stupid shit for the camera.
Not really. Look up some ostrich farms in your area, or just go to the local zoo and see the conditions for their flightless birds. 90% chance that they will be either worse or much worse than the setup Ben has.
>other people do it worse so this one is 'good' because it just so happens to be better
In other news its okay to let my cat outside because at least I let him inside sometimes, my neighbour just doesn't let theirs inside at all so obviously I'm doing it properly.
On any other board I would be worried about the influx of new people that accompanies ecelebs, but in this case I hope this just means more animal friends.
He's guarding the fricking nest! Male rheas guard the nest! He's doing what he's supposed to be doing! I am tired of all this Kevin slander!!!
Anyone pretending this is normal behavior is coping. 24/7 round the clock aggression can't be explained by guarding the nest/young as he is a dickhead both when alone and away from the nesting area, night or day, or breeding season hormone wash (it's also year round). I think these anons are unto something
Normal Rhea: >50% sit on nest >50% attack potential threats
Kevin: >1% sit on nest >99% attack potential threats
I read he was neglected as a baby bird
It's either a really unfortunate combination of natural disposition and aggressive temperament with fked up instincts/genetics (I'm pretty sure we only seen him try to incubate the eggs once) and very bad conditioning to the environmental stimuli of the ranch (he might be perma stressed). Or this might be a case of getting traumatized early on.
In any case, definitely not normal behavior. I've been around several alpha male ostriches on different farms and never has any one of them showcased so much unprovoked aggression.
Considering the fact that he never offers to kick Ben, the goat he's been fighting, or the kangaroo, it makes me wonder if he might have chronic pain in his hips.
He seems to get around ok, and runs sometimes, but his natural instinct should be to kick anything he is being violent towards. He's literally always violently aggressive, so that should literally always be kicking, or biting to hold on to disembowel.
There has to be a reason he doesn't want to kick, and I'm positive that it probably has a lot to do with his aggression.
What if he likes fighting or wants to upholds himself but doesn't want to kill so he just acts like a dick but doesn't want to disembowel his food source, Karen the emu in another farm youtube channel acts nearly like Kevin (I know he's a Rhea but c'mon they both look like chicken raptors)
>Faith the trilogy type mod where you exorcize Kevin after chasing after Coyotes >Subquest where you visit another youtuber's farm to go for Karen's exorcism as dlc content
Redpill me on this channel.
Some guy is building a rescue ranch from scratch and documents the process for zoomers
zoomer does battle with a rhea and kangaroo while turning a crackhouse into a ranch.
most likely his everything smells bad most of the time given his constant dealing with large herbivorous animals leaving massive shits everywhere on his property
Uncle Ben mentioned that Kevin was treated badly on the farm he got him from. Unresolved chickhood trauma is the source of his anger.
every species of animal has a few of them that are just dicks
>that moment where he bit Homelander’s neck and Ben just fricking RODE HIM as punishment
Fricking satisfying to see your first Kevin Correction, unless you go through the lore it seems like he just is allowed to just be awful to everything, and then RULES OF NATURE
Everything.
Why is he getting so much screentime?
Uncle Ben knows what the viewers want
I think it really hurt Ben when Biggerton was potentially going to die.
He's definitely gotten so very attached to him.
Maybe they don't really kick. They apparently have a wing talon they like to hit with.
Maybe it is just Kevin being chemically unbalanced or something.
I love when he wahoo’d himself off the couch.
chromosome deficiency
He's living in sub-par conditions provided by someone with MAYBE good intentions, but who's priority is clearly social media clicks and views, who continually does stupid shit for the camera.
Not really. Look up some ostrich farms in your area, or just go to the local zoo and see the conditions for their flightless birds. 90% chance that they will be either worse or much worse than the setup Ben has.
>other people do it worse so this one is 'good' because it just so happens to be better
In other news its okay to let my cat outside because at least I let him inside sometimes, my neighbour just doesn't let theirs inside at all so obviously I'm doing it properly.
we already had this thread
And we'll have it again. Get kevinpilled.
I love that Uncle Ben currently occupies the top two posts on this board.
On any other board I would be worried about the influx of new people that accompanies ecelebs, but in this case I hope this just means more animal friends.
Any friend of Uncle Ben is a friend of mine.
If i ever go to America I'll ask him if he wants me to do some. volunteer work for him
It was so weird seeing him without his Kayfabe for the news interview.
Do you ever think that his breath probably smells bad?
I read he was neglected as a baby bird
Normal Rhea:
>50% sit on nest
>50% attack potential threats
Kevin:
>1% sit on nest
>99% attack potential threats
He's doing his best.
He's guarding the fricking nest! Male rheas guard the nest! He's doing what he's supposed to be doing! I am tired of all this Kevin slander!!!
Angry rhea claws typed this post
Now scram before I get the lid
Here you go king
It's a shit nest!!!!
We've been over this. Kevin has a demon inside of him.
Tiny brains make for moronic birds. That's it.
Anyone pretending this is normal behavior is coping. 24/7 round the clock aggression can't be explained by guarding the nest/young as he is a dickhead both when alone and away from the nesting area, night or day, or breeding season hormone wash (it's also year round). I think these anons are unto something
It's either a really unfortunate combination of natural disposition and aggressive temperament with fked up instincts/genetics (I'm pretty sure we only seen him try to incubate the eggs once) and very bad conditioning to the environmental stimuli of the ranch (he might be perma stressed). Or this might be a case of getting traumatized early on.
In any case, definitely not normal behavior. I've been around several alpha male ostriches on different farms and never has any one of them showcased so much unprovoked aggression.
>24/7 round the clock aggression can't be explained
Is this your first experience with animals?
No, I've handled your mom before, read the full post.
Considering the fact that he never offers to kick Ben, the goat he's been fighting, or the kangaroo, it makes me wonder if he might have chronic pain in his hips.
He seems to get around ok, and runs sometimes, but his natural instinct should be to kick anything he is being violent towards. He's literally always violently aggressive, so that should literally always be kicking, or biting to hold on to disembowel.
There has to be a reason he doesn't want to kick, and I'm positive that it probably has a lot to do with his aggression.
I've read some stuff online that says rheas don't generally kick, although the source is "trust me bro"
What if he likes fighting or wants to upholds himself but doesn't want to kill so he just acts like a dick but doesn't want to disembowel his food source, Karen the emu in another farm youtube channel acts nearly like Kevin (I know he's a Rhea but c'mon they both look like chicken raptors)
autism
demonic possession
>But what if is IS a demon?
On any other farm the demon would be deemed too troublesome and be exorcised, but uncle Ben gives him a place to live and be himself.
Ben reads the Bible every morning with Big Ounce so he'll be a Pope's Exorcist soon enough.
>Faith the trilogy type mod where you exorcize Kevin after chasing after Coyotes
>Subquest where you visit another youtuber's farm to go for Karen's exorcism as dlc content