So what the fuck is his problem?

So what the frick is his problem?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Redpill me on this channel.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some guy is building a rescue ranch from scratch and documents the process for zoomers

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      zoomer does battle with a rhea and kangaroo while turning a crackhouse into a ranch.

      Do you ever think that his breath probably smells bad?

      most likely his everything smells bad most of the time given his constant dealing with large herbivorous animals leaving massive shits everywhere on his property

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uncle Ben mentioned that Kevin was treated badly on the farm he got him from. Unresolved chickhood trauma is the source of his anger.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    every species of animal has a few of them that are just dicks

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that moment where he bit Homelander’s neck and Ben just fricking RODE HIM as punishment
    Fricking satisfying to see your first Kevin Correction, unless you go through the lore it seems like he just is allowed to just be awful to everything, and then RULES OF NATURE

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he getting so much screentime?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uncle Ben knows what the viewers want

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it really hurt Ben when Biggerton was potentially going to die.
      He's definitely gotten so very attached to him.

      I've read some stuff online that says rheas don't generally kick, although the source is "trust me bro"

      Maybe they don't really kick. They apparently have a wing talon they like to hit with.
      Maybe it is just Kevin being chemically unbalanced or something.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love when he wahoo’d himself off the couch.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    chromosome deficiency

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's living in sub-par conditions provided by someone with MAYBE good intentions, but who's priority is clearly social media clicks and views, who continually does stupid shit for the camera.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. Look up some ostrich farms in your area, or just go to the local zoo and see the conditions for their flightless birds. 90% chance that they will be either worse or much worse than the setup Ben has.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >other people do it worse so this one is 'good' because it just so happens to be better
        In other news its okay to let my cat outside because at least I let him inside sometimes, my neighbour just doesn't let theirs inside at all so obviously I'm doing it properly.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    we already had this thread

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      And we'll have it again. Get kevinpilled.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love that Uncle Ben currently occupies the top two posts on this board.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      On any other board I would be worried about the influx of new people that accompanies ecelebs, but in this case I hope this just means more animal friends.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any friend of Uncle Ben is a friend of mine.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          If i ever go to America I'll ask him if he wants me to do some. volunteer work for him

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was so weird seeing him without his Kayfabe for the news interview.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you ever think that his breath probably smells bad?

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read he was neglected as a baby bird

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Normal Rhea:
    >50% sit on nest
    >50% attack potential threats
    Kevin:
    >1% sit on nest
    >99% attack potential threats

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's doing his best.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's guarding the fricking nest! Male rheas guard the nest! He's doing what he's supposed to be doing! I am tired of all this Kevin slander!!!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Angry rhea claws typed this post
      Now scram before I get the lid

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Here you go king

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a shit nest!!!!

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    We've been over this. Kevin has a demon inside of him.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tiny brains make for moronic birds. That's it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's guarding the fricking nest! Male rheas guard the nest! He's doing what he's supposed to be doing! I am tired of all this Kevin slander!!!

      Anyone pretending this is normal behavior is coping. 24/7 round the clock aggression can't be explained by guarding the nest/young as he is a dickhead both when alone and away from the nesting area, night or day, or breeding season hormone wash (it's also year round). I think these anons are unto something

      Normal Rhea:
      >50% sit on nest
      >50% attack potential threats
      Kevin:
      >1% sit on nest
      >99% attack potential threats

      I read he was neglected as a baby bird

      It's either a really unfortunate combination of natural disposition and aggressive temperament with fked up instincts/genetics (I'm pretty sure we only seen him try to incubate the eggs once) and very bad conditioning to the environmental stimuli of the ranch (he might be perma stressed). Or this might be a case of getting traumatized early on.
      In any case, definitely not normal behavior. I've been around several alpha male ostriches on different farms and never has any one of them showcased so much unprovoked aggression.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >24/7 round the clock aggression can't be explained
        Is this your first experience with animals?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, I've handled your mom before, read the full post.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Considering the fact that he never offers to kick Ben, the goat he's been fighting, or the kangaroo, it makes me wonder if he might have chronic pain in his hips.
        He seems to get around ok, and runs sometimes, but his natural instinct should be to kick anything he is being violent towards. He's literally always violently aggressive, so that should literally always be kicking, or biting to hold on to disembowel.

        There has to be a reason he doesn't want to kick, and I'm positive that it probably has a lot to do with his aggression.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've read some stuff online that says rheas don't generally kick, although the source is "trust me bro"

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          What if he likes fighting or wants to upholds himself but doesn't want to kill so he just acts like a dick but doesn't want to disembowel his food source, Karen the emu in another farm youtube channel acts nearly like Kevin (I know he's a Rhea but c'mon they both look like chicken raptors)

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    autism

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    demonic possession

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      autism

      We've been over this. Kevin has a demon inside of him.

      >But what if is IS a demon?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        On any other farm the demon would be deemed too troublesome and be exorcised, but uncle Ben gives him a place to live and be himself.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ben reads the Bible every morning with Big Ounce so he'll be a Pope's Exorcist soon enough.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Faith the trilogy type mod where you exorcize Kevin after chasing after Coyotes
          >Subquest where you visit another youtuber's farm to go for Karen's exorcism as dlc content

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