So what exactly does it mean if a kitten licks your face a lot? My 4 month old kitten licks my face for like 20 minutes straight. I don't know wtf she's doing.
So what exactly does it mean if a kitten licks your face a lot?
So what exactly does it mean if a kitten licks your face a lot? My 4 month old kitten licks my face for like 20 minutes straight. I don't know wtf she's doing.
catfags are mentally ill
It means that you should wash your face more often.
fuck cats
Fuck you
haha fallen for the bait
not in a literal sense but I wouldn't be surprised if toxotards would, take
's testimony. that being said, fuck cats and fuck the crazy cat trannies who like cats
Please don't fuck cats they wouldn't like that
you've never seen one of those videos on youtube of a cat in heat getting qtipped, have you?
they are in heaven, it's incredible.
I can not believe how many people upload videos of people giving cats orgasms on youtube. With their faces visible. If it were any other animal they would be turned into a pile of guts, piss, and spit the next time they stepped outside.
In many ways “cat people” are the most fucked up pet owners which explains all their psycho hate for dogs and dog people and hyperfocus on fringe communities to justify it (dog people are arguably more normal on average. it’s the only pet that positively correlates with being married and having children.)
t. Bird owner (married to a bird, with more birds as children)
>t.bird owner
You're fooling no one you terminally online sperg
>If it were any other animal they would be turned into a pile of guts, piss, and spit the next time they stepped outside
Not true, there's semen collection vids for almost every pet with their faces visible.
There used to be one where this old woman showed how to collect from a rabbit but I can't find it anymore.
wants food and attention.
Cats are inbred frankenstein creations that were bred for a role totally unlike what they naturally evolved for on every level so their instincts can get pretty confused sometimes
this dog lover is malfunctioning.
No one mentioned dogs, redditourists.
No one mentioned dogs. One cat one litterbox. More is… ew.
>more is ew...
>Self reporting
Enjoy cats peeing outside the box, then.
Just because you can't be bothered to keep more than 1 litterbox clean doesn't mean that's the case for others.
I had two cats and one box for nearly twenty fucking years and not one cat pissed or shit anywhere but the box until they were senile. You don’t need 9001 litterboxes for one cat unless you only adopt adult “rescues” (feral vermin that will never have house manners).
ok schizo, come back when shitbulls are extinct and you MIGHT have a valid argument
Cat mamas lick their babies to groom them and show affection, the baby is taking care of you because she loves you.
Why does she love me? I don't do much besides pet her and feed her.
Sure you could be doing more, but especially for a young kitten (she looks about 3 weeks?) That's really all it takes.
If you want her to really love you, get a cat wand, laser, catnip, and a 5 pack of scratch boards.
Then put things that stink like her; litterbox, used scratchboard, blanket/bed, etc... in your bedroom.
do cathomosexuals really sleep in the cat toilet room?
>the general rule of thumb is cats+1=how many litterboxes
I have them spread around my house, for one. Secondly, it's her bedroom and she's gracious enough to share it, so everything she needs is in there.
Don't dog friends also like to sleep with their pets?
You forgot the big neotenous eyes.
>makes noises hard wired into the human brain.
>Learns how to get what it wants from you.
>attention craving
All of that also describes babies, you aren't some baby hater are you?
Also humans are particularly evolved for caretaking, so it's not like the cat is making us unwillingly do something we hate like an emotionally abusive partner, we both get our needs met and both get emotional boosts from these interactions.
You are mentally ill
>Why does she love me?
A thing you have to remember about cats is while they may not be the smartest creatures on on the planet in terms of problem solving, they are top tier emotional manipulators.
Like a cat is able to make a noise at the same frequency as a human baby where it pulls on hard wired parts of the human brain to investigate whats making the baby cry. They also remember what behavior gets what reaction, so if they always do something and then you feed the cat, it will do that thing when its hungry. Or when its bored and wants to play. Or when it wants attention.
Cat's left to their own devices communicate with eachother based on scent and body language. They're frustrated because people simply are too retarded to comprehend what they're saying.
That isn't to say they don't understand or feel affection for their owners, but from their point of view they're taking care of giant retarded clumsy smelly oafs.
Why does a human baby love its mother? She just pets it and feeds it.
Means you are a homosexual