So what exactly does it mean if a kitten licks your face a lot?

So what exactly does it mean if a kitten licks your face a lot? My 4 month old kitten licks my face for like 20 minutes straight. I don't know wtf she's doing.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    catgays are mentally ill

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It means that you should wash your face more often.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick cats

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        haha fallen for the bait

        Please don't frick cats they wouldn't like that

        not in a literal sense but I wouldn't be surprised if toxotards would, take

        you've never seen one of those videos on youtube of a cat in heat getting qtipped, have you?
        they are in heaven, it's incredible.

        's testimony. that being said, frick cats and frick the crazy cat trannies who like cats

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please don't frick cats they wouldn't like that

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        you've never seen one of those videos on youtube of a cat in heat getting qtipped, have you?
        they are in heaven, it's incredible.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can not believe how many people upload videos of people giving cats orgasms on youtube. With their faces visible. If it were any other animal they would be turned into a pile of guts, piss, and spit the next time they stepped outside.

          In many ways “cat people” are the most fricked up pet owners which explains all their psycho hate for dogs and dog people and hyperfocus on fringe communities to justify it (dog people are arguably more normal on average. it’s the only pet that positively correlates with being married and having children.)

          t. Bird owner (married to a bird, with more birds as children)

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >t.bird owner
            You're fooling no one you terminally online sperg

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If it were any other animal they would be turned into a pile of guts, piss, and spit the next time they stepped outside
            Not true, there's semen collection vids for almost every pet with their faces visible.
            There used to be one where this old woman showed how to collect from a rabbit but I can't find it anymore.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    wants food and attention.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cats are inbred frankenstein creations that were bred for a role totally unlike what they naturally evolved for on every level so their instincts can get pretty confused sometimes

    • 6 months ago
      warm hearty dog soup

      this dog lover is malfunctioning.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok schizo, come back when shitbulls are extinct and you MIGHT have a valid argument

        No one mentioned dogs, redditourists.

        >the general rule of thumb is cats+1=how many litterboxes
        I have them spread around my house, for one. Secondly, it's her bedroom and she's gracious enough to share it, so everything she needs is in there.
        Don't dog friends also like to sleep with their pets?

        [...]
        You forgot the big neotenous eyes.
        >makes noises hard wired into the human brain.
        >Learns how to get what it wants from you.
        >attention craving
        All of that also describes babies, you aren't some baby hater are you?
        Also humans are particularly evolved for caretaking, so it's not like the cat is making us unwillingly do something we hate like an emotionally abusive partner, we both get our needs met and both get emotional boosts from these interactions.

        No one mentioned dogs. One cat one litterbox. More is… ew.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >more is ew...
          >Self reporting
          Enjoy cats peeing outside the box, then.
          Just because you can't be bothered to keep more than 1 litterbox clean doesn't mean that's the case for others.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I had two cats and one box for nearly twenty fricking years and not one cat pissed or shit anywhere but the box until they were senile. You don’t need 9001 litterboxes for one cat unless you only adopt adult “rescues” (feral vermin that will never have house manners).

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok schizo, come back when shitbulls are extinct and you MIGHT have a valid argument

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cat mamas lick their babies to groom them and show affection, the baby is taking care of you because she loves you.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does she love me? I don't do much besides pet her and feed her.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure you could be doing more, but especially for a young kitten (she looks about 3 weeks?) That's really all it takes.

        If you want her to really love you, get a cat wand, laser, catnip, and a 5 pack of scratch boards.
        Then put things that stink like her; litterbox, used scratchboard, blanket/bed, etc... in your bedroom.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          do cathomosexuals really sleep in the cat toilet room?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the general rule of thumb is cats+1=how many litterboxes
            I have them spread around my house, for one. Secondly, it's her bedroom and she's gracious enough to share it, so everything she needs is in there.
            Don't dog friends also like to sleep with their pets?

            >Why does she love me?
            A thing you have to remember about cats is while they may not be the smartest creatures on on the planet in terms of problem solving, they are top tier emotional manipulators.
            Like a cat is able to make a noise at the same frequency as a human baby where it pulls on hard wired parts of the human brain to investigate whats making the baby cry. They also remember what behavior gets what reaction, so if they always do something and then you feed the cat, it will do that thing when its hungry. Or when its bored and wants to play. Or when it wants attention.
            Cat's left to their own devices communicate with eachother based on scent and body language. They're frustrated because people simply are too moronic to comprehend what they're saying.
            That isn't to say they don't understand or feel affection for their owners, but from their point of view they're taking care of giant moronic clumsy smelly oafs.

            You forgot the big neotenous eyes.
            >makes noises hard wired into the human brain.
            >Learns how to get what it wants from you.
            >attention craving
            All of that also describes babies, you aren't some baby hater are you?
            Also humans are particularly evolved for caretaking, so it's not like the cat is making us unwillingly do something we hate like an emotionally abusive partner, we both get our needs met and both get emotional boosts from these interactions.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              You are mentally ill

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why does she love me?
        A thing you have to remember about cats is while they may not be the smartest creatures on on the planet in terms of problem solving, they are top tier emotional manipulators.
        Like a cat is able to make a noise at the same frequency as a human baby where it pulls on hard wired parts of the human brain to investigate whats making the baby cry. They also remember what behavior gets what reaction, so if they always do something and then you feed the cat, it will do that thing when its hungry. Or when its bored and wants to play. Or when it wants attention.
        Cat's left to their own devices communicate with eachother based on scent and body language. They're frustrated because people simply are too moronic to comprehend what they're saying.
        That isn't to say they don't understand or feel affection for their owners, but from their point of view they're taking care of giant moronic clumsy smelly oafs.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why does a human baby love its mother? She just pets it and feeds it.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Means you are a homosexual

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