So not only are cats passively useless spongers, they are actively detrimental to people's health.

So not only are cats passively useless spongers, they are actively detrimental to people's health.

https://www.indy100.com/science-tech/cats-schizophrenia-mental-health-link-2667773148

If I'm ever forced to look after a cat I'm going to feed a vegan diet - not because I give a shit about animal agriculture but out of spite. It's about time they got a taste of their own medicine.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shibble mommie cope thread #7234890238904293049032

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just keep your cats inside your property, its simple

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cats are actually cleaner than dogs who lick their balls and ass!!
    >uh actually cats are not really clean but you just need to wash your hands every 2 minutes!!!
    so you do that?
    >uhmmm akshually cats are very clean and you don't need to clean out their litterbox every single time right after they went poopies
    but what about their paws who go into their litterbox and then when they walk everywhere
    >uhm my heckin cute kitter doesn't climb/play/walk anywhere. he/she is a good kitty and would never do anything bad
    >"mr whiskers! get off the kitchen counter!"
    >"mr whiskers! come give me cuddles!! oooohhh beeeg stretchies!"
    ...
    you guys are weird
    >*visible steam shoots out from ears and nose*
    >AAAAAAAA BUT DOGS!!
    >THE DOOOOOGGSSSSS!!!!!!
    >LALALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU DOGS DOGS DOGS DOGS DOGS DOGS DOGS DOGS

    toxobrains have and will not revover from this one

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Schizo website newbie

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We were discussing bad hygiene habits the other day in a class. I tried to talk about how unhygienic cats are and everyone just ignored me lmao.

    You have a cat, that cat will touch its shit and piss on a daily basis and climb onto your table where you want dinner.
    Cat owners are all infected with this shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I try to avoid cat people at all costs but I have a few relatives with cats i have to visit once in a blue moom and they all swear up and down theirs are clean and dont get on the counters but every single time the one time i go visit them every 8 years or whatever the cat magically desides that's the day it goes on the counter? They would have nice clean houses if they let filthy disgusting cats ruin them for some reason

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ESL fail post

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          ESL fail reading

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >no u
            You lost.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lost what?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was exposed to like 30 cats as a child. My crazy mother would keep about 8 at a time. If one went missing or died, she'd replace it. I'm autistic and neurotic as hell but not schizo. Can I sue my mother for damages? My cousin also dropped me on my head as a baby, which might complicate the proceedings.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I try to avoid cat people at all costs but I have a few relatives with cats i have to visit once in a blue moom and they all swear up and down theirs are clean and dont get on the counters but every single time the one time i go visit them every 8 years or whatever the cat magically desides that's the day it goes on the counter? They would have nice clean houses if they let filthy disgusting cats ruin them for some reason

      https://i.imgur.com/tjOfQmI.jpeg

      I was exposed to like 30 cats as a child. My crazy mother would keep about 8 at a time. If one went missing or died, she'd replace it. I'm autistic and neurotic as hell but not schizo. Can I sue my mother for damages? My cousin also dropped me on my head as a baby, which might complicate the proceedings.

      We get it, you don't like cats, but making shit up doesn't do you any favors. Any normal person would leave it at that instead of creating fictitious scenarios to make themselves look better.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Y-you just hate cats
        Oh but its very possible to be a clean cat owners

        There is a massive swath of cat owners who got the message, but rejected it because they believe that cats are clean and therefore do not cleaned up after.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        None of those stories sound remotely far fetched lmao
        Cat people have no self awarwness

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          As always, you prioritize experience over evidence.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can't even spell the word awareness you dipshit. As per usual you're another double digit IQ mongrel with delusions of superiority.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Clowne

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mentally ill people hoardign cats as well as hoarding clutter
    >uugh there a link between schizo and cat ownership!

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mysterious
    its not, its old news too

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bullshit third worlder thread
    Please die already

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this new info? I remember learning about this when I was like 10, I don't know from where but I remember knowing it.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neighbor feeds cats and they come over and shit in my frontyard and backyard, right on the lawn just like dogs do. I'm going to get my own cat just for this reason.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because youre toxopozzed and crave the shit smell now?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No cats are territorial. They don't shit where they eat. So they eat at the house feeding them and then go somewhere else to shit, which is my house. Also I figure if I have a cat it will keep other cats away from it's food and shit on other people's property. So it will be equal. It's the toxopozzed that I can't reason with and tell them to stop feeding cats.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          don't know if gigabased or supercringe
          either way I'm sure there are other (less invasive) ways to make them stop coming over. get one of those bright light sensors that turns on when it detects movement and make them scared to come over that way?
          what I would do is talk to the owner and if they don't comply or are buttholes about it I would start bullying them with my own shit, just throw it over or something. what goes around, shits around

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No cats are territorial. They don't shit where they eat. So they eat at the house feeding them and then go somewhere else to shit, which is my house. Also I figure if I have a cat it will keep other cats away from it's food and shit on other people's property. So it will be equal. It's the toxopozzed that I can't reason with and tell them to stop feeding cats.

            Yeah talk to the owner. Next time their cats are in your yard grab them if you can and take them to the vet saying 'I just found them in my yard idk' ofc make sure you remove all collars.
            If the cats are microchipped the vet will contact your shitty neighbours and hopefully this should scare them into realising that literally anything could happen to their cats outdoors and they should keep them indoors. Repeat as many times is necessary. Eventually the vet will stop contacting the owner entirely.
            If they're not microchipped then your problem is over pretty much instantly.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I’ve never heard of a vet that just accepts random cats because people found them.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The vet might won't, but driving to a shelter in the next county? Hell yeah. Works like a charm.

                You need to ingest cat shit to get toxo. Unless someone has their their litter box literally right next to their fricking stove or on their dinner table the chances of that happening are next to none.

                The oocysts have an airborne period, and despite what you've been told about cats being "clean animals" they have fecal particles in their fur especially concentrated on the paws, legs, and belly. Cats are not people. They do not wash when they are dirty. They walk around being dirty, and then when they are relaxed they coat themselves with spit which interrupts their scent trail.

                I have a cat, I sedate it to shave out its paw pads, and it still tracks litter and walks around with shit basically cemented in there from burying their piss.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I used to trap and call the city. They would take the cats away. After Covid the city stopped the service. Not only that but this one cat won't go in the traps and I can't trap it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >add more pests to control pests
          catgay moron logic at its finest

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mysterious

    Hasn't in been well known for decades that cat owners who keep a shitty litter box in the house and allow a cat to climb all over everything with its shitty paws, WILL get toxoplasmosis at some point in their lives, and that toxoplasmosis causes schizophrenia?
    I like cats but I'd never let one stay in my house, filthy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need to ingest cat shit to get toxo. Unless someone has their their litter box literally right next to their fricking stove or on their dinner table the chances of that happening are next to none.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        warning on the cat litter says it can be transmitted by the dust

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          if that were true then every cat owner would have it

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not everyone has a shit immune system.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You ould make the same argument in favor of having lots of anonymous gay butt sex

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Autists on this board can't comprehend the idea of cleanly cat owners, or just pretend they're nonexistent, it's embarrassing.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          youre not clean if you have cats in your house, simple as

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Who the frick are you, did someone appoint you the Supreme Judge of household cleanliness? If you have any sort of pet besides something kept enclosed 24/7 like fish or ants, they're going to have some impact on cleanliness, cats are not special in that regard, and if the owner isn't lazy, that impact can be minimal. And if you're a legitimate neat freak, then having pets may not be for you, so why are you even here?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          True it’s a meme they don’t want to let go of

          Not everyone has a shit immune system.

          So it’s a non issue in the first place for normal people? Lol

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you’re “normal” toxo doesnt cause symptoms but it still grows cysts in your brain.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >normal
              Excuse me but "normal" is a micro aggression against neurodiverse individuals. Apologize for singling out differently-abled people.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont know how any sane person can enter a cat owners home and not get an immediate sense of severe mental illness
    As soon as the smell hits i get a wave of crippling depression while i imagine living like that every single day
    Nightmare

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They really do smell so bad

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black personman was supposed to save me, not bring about my downfall... this can't be happening...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      deep, multi-faceted, glistening gemerald post

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When will scientists discover the link between journalists and making clickbait articles that grossly misrepresent science

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      When it stops benefiting all the agendas that it does

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      when you discover the link between that article and the study so you can fricking well read the results yourself you god damned slobbering moron

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeas, we know israelites are cat people.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't take revenge on an animal. There's a 200,000 word book on the subject.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah but they're neat.
    You look like this by the way.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    correlation does not equal causation

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >get cat
    >‘Hey man, I’m sentient. Also 9/11 was an inside job, vaccines carry tracking chips, and the CIA is bombarding your house with EMF radiation. Here, I can do all the math if you still need proof.’
    >meanwhile, at le CIA headquarters
    >‘NOOOOOOO those fricking cats are waking all the goyim up!!! WE HAVE TO STOP THIS!!!!!’
    >‘Goldberg news station, this just in, experts say that cats cause schizophrenia. The science says that to avoid schizophrenia, you should not get cats, and if you come into contact with a cat to self-isolate and take clozapine immediately’
    >mfw

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      trvke…

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wasn't that gentle looking fella a dog person? or did the CIA emitters get to me

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was, yeah. Pic related was the cat person of the bunch.
        I'm obviously just memeing. It's pretty well-known the famous Austrian painter and some of his higher up pals much disliked domestic cats. They did think big cats, especially lions, were cool, though.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cats have always been the Semitic pet choice (other than Americans that is)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lovecraft was the cat lover.
        More like Lovecat amirite.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No Blondi was two cats in a dog costume, and yes im suggesting they gave him schizophrenia and thus caused ww2. Deliberately.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf, I love cat now

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yet another win for guinea pigs. Seethe

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unless toxoplasmosis causes schizophrenia, I think they're putting the cart before the horse here. It's more probable that schizos surround themselves with housecats rather than becoming schizos because they have cats.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Toxoplasmosis causes schizophrenia

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So women and gays are all schizo? This explains a lot tbh.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would that be ‘a taste of their own medicine’?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They make people ill so I would make them ill. A few weeks of that and they could probably recover. Schizophrenia fricks you up for life.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah we know, they're basically houseplants.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >reddit thread
    hidden lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP

      Cat website, redditors stay seething

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP

      Cat website, redditors stay seething

      Redditors will not speak ill of any animal except the mosquito and only because neil degrasse tyson said it was okay

      Drawing dangerous and offensive pests in cute ways, for example, is the fruit of redditing

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