So I thought sharks had scary black eyes

Turns out it's much much worse as you look closer

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I quite like the schizo theory that most sharks have the really dark, almost invisible pupil because humans have unintentionally selected against visible pupils- being creeped out when they see those sharks and going out of their way to kill them.

    I don't actually think there's any truth to it- not like pre-modern humans have much in the way of being able to observe sharks in the wild that closely like modern humans can, but a fun theory.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick yeah, good job little buddy

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The scars and that eye...I'm not sleeping tonight

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best photo

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Their eyes aren't the scary part. If you're face to one remember to squish them.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eyes have pupils

    shocker

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone must have squeezed him really hard

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh nasty, i wanna bash his head in
      are all their eyes like that

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    depends on the species

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      sock puppet

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That EYE

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay I'm really not scared of sharks, like at all. But that frickin spooked me, jesus.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Strangely seductive...is it because I'm a monster fricker permit holder??

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the way she looks and then looks back. As if she is unworthy.

        It's cute. The fact it's seductive is weird, this shark is an animal. I suppose it's the symbolism.

        Feel like I need shock treatment from reading this board.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >phone posting

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >where are my meds

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think sharks are that scary.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i fricking love epaulette sharks like you wouldn't BELIEVE

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Great Whites are

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a little racist, bud.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          i can't help but hate white things.
          white sharks, white bunnies, white chocolate, whitewashed fences, white sclera (i dyed mine black), and most importantly, albinos

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Have you considered getting chemo to kill off your white blood cells?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute!

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That is worse I agree, I thought It was just an edgy character thing but turns out they didn't just steal the shark teeth for the OCs

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP wasn't kidding this actually looks pretty freaky

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's looking right at you. No serial killer human could give this much of a psychopath look

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know it's a little cute they look kind of dopey.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          why did they make his thumb nail moronly shaped?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            the artist has brachydactyly type d and used his own thumb as a reference

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            amogus

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always thought the black eyes were the worst until I saw this wtffffffffffff

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/qcB6u96.jpg

        >big, black, googly eyesssss juttin out like a stress toy's eyesss

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely nothing scary about it
      you are just being a b***h

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >black eyes
    >lifeless eyes
    >like a doll's eyes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quint was talking about the sinking of the USS Indianapolis where sharks ate about 150 shipwrecked sailors, but the species responsible for this is usually considered to be the oceanic whitetip, which don't have black eyes at all. Rather, they have golden eyes with a vertical, cat-like slit pupil.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was such a great scene. You're correct, it was not Great Whites who did it. But that event was still on the minds of Americans at the time. It was great for tapping into fear. The war was such Hell.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the war was such hell
          There's an entire board that'll froth at the mouth over hearing that sentence.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes /k/ aka /cia/

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's always funny how you people can't help but out yourselves

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                thats funny coming from a walking neon sign

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Of course, anyone who doesn't believe your schizoid ramblings is a federal agent. Life must be terribly dramatic for you.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                In his defence, /k/ does have a fricking enlistment general and has totally lost its balls.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh sure, it's got its problems, but there's only one particular type of person who, unprompted, starts ranting about glowies.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Normal people and not troons who deify satanic pedophiles?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes, all of the [good people] are on your side, and all of the [evil bad]s are on the other

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly. I’m on the side of good (not castrating children and putting them in a dress). Also threader reminder there is no discernible physical or medical difference between SRS and a shark attack.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eat rocking chairs
      >swallow you whole
      vermin pestilence of the seas

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop looking at sharks and charge your phone.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    so instead of having blank empty eyes they're staring right at you while they eat you
    cool

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They've got lifeless eyes. Black eyes, like a doll's eye.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're gonna need a smaller shark.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They look like evil psycho killer zombies with that Iris looking right at your face

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