So I found out a really big tree used to exist on earth. Like a REALLY BIG tree. How can we get this to grow again?

So I found out a really big tree used to exist on earth. Like a REALLY BIG tree. How can we get this to grow again?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Patience

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >look it up
    >it's actually devils tower not devil's tower
    >"following a geographic naming standard whereby the apostrophe is omitted."
    how horrifying

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Interesting. I wonder how that convention got started?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that would imply there are multiple devils in the tower

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the leaf litter.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Devil's Tower is NOT a tree
    >The Earth is NOT flat
    >Dinosaurs did NOT coexist with man
    >Dragons are NOT real
    >You share ancestors with bugs and you WILL eat bugs
    >Atlantis was NOT real
    >Bigfoot is NOT real
    >Mothman is NOT real
    >Jersey Devil is NOT real

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you considered taking your meds instead of posting?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you considered going back to fricking PLEBBIT where you belong?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          We like it here

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dragons are real. (I had sex with one...)

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        How big was its wiener

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was a female. She was tight.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    And where is the wood then?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't made of wood. It wouldn't be able to exist under its own weight, the bottom would collapse. Clearly it was a type of coral like structure, or an as of yet unidentified type of organism.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or a rock.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lame. Pull your head out and have some fun. What good are schizo threads if you can't play along?

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks more like streams of lava than ridges on a tree. Dodo volcano?

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >grow

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    blame the japanese
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chestnut_blight

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're so fricking stupid if you think that was a tree. So you think a giant lumbjack cut it where it ends perfectly?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know about Paul

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do I get the feeling that Wauf gets more devil's tower threads than /x/ and Wauf combined

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      because Wauf has more schizos than any other board except Wauf

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        and it have the most zoophilia

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That would be /vp/

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have to kill all Christians before they chop down any more spirit trees connecting us hyperbora.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      odin didnt do shit lol

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The pagan gods keep striking your churches with lightning and used magic to turn your priesthood gay and your god, with all his worshipers, was unable to do anything against a god who has absolutely no one who knows his true tradition anymore.

        It's almost like none of these are actually gods. They're just minor nature demons. The christian god is an old fire god, not the creator of shit, and fire casts shadows as he casts lies. It makes sense once you realize.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who cut the giant tree?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paul Bunyan, duh.
      It made him so tired he accidentally dragged his axe while walking through Arizona and created the Grand Canyon after.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        tell me about his blue cow

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Some say Babe was blue because he was a white calf who fell through the ice of Lake Superior and never recovered from the chill (in which case, he may have been of the line of Finnbhennach), some say that blue was a euphemism for black, much the way that the Norse would call ravens blar instead of svartr if the needs of their alliterative poetry conventions demanded it (in which case he may have been of the line of Donn Cuailnge). Regardless, as an ox, he's a steer that has been allowed to grow into maturity for use as a dray animal, and Paul Bunyan would need an epic dray animal to haul away logs like the tree that became Devil's Stump.
          Some say that both Babe and Paul grew to the size they did by sucking from Auðumbla.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >posting elden slop
      cringe

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        skill issue

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol. Look at this whiny b***h. Easiest souls game and still filtered.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      CIA

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Conditions that made gigantism viable like with dinos but turned to 11 I guess

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember an obscure video on youtube where a man demonstrated with an experiment the formation of similar structures using electricity and sand

    Anyway, I think a mega mushroom would have a more stable structure to form a gigantic "tree"
    Or a gigantic colony of protists/algae/bacteria

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >formation of similar structures using electricity and sand
      You see it on the beach when lightning hits it. It flash fries the sand and turns it into a branching glass structure. Its not magic, its just what happens when you run plasma through silicon.
      Devil's tower was formed by a big plume of magma forced up through the surrounding rock before it cooled. When the land was forced up, and erosion wore it down the solid rock plug erodes slower than the surrounding rock and soil.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've now been stromatolitepilled, thanks

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    do people really believe that the devil's tower is a tree? looked up the "conspiracy" and it's a bunch of flat earther stuff? what's that about? the thing is made of rock.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not a flat earther but it makes sense.
      big tree = big oxygen = big bugs

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is not a tree.

        This guy looks cute.

        https://i.imgur.com/IpLLZnN.jpg

        Who cut the giant tree?

        The Nephilim?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Arthropleura
        >lived in what is now North America and Europe around 345 to 290 million years ago
        >colored photo

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe it's just a really old photo

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Old photos were in black and white.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      by preserving our big trees so they can become bigger trees

      it's old, it fossilized

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        medication immediatly

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          the most unfunny, boring, anti-conversation response imaginable and only possible in a post-reddit Wauf.
          i'm glad nobody cared enough about your stupid quip, even OP, until i chose to tell you myself just how stupid and terrible it is.
          stop it or i will call the police.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        no it's actually just a rock formation

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's old, it fossilized
        Never seen a fossil made of basalt

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >fossils cannot be made of basalt.. the tree fossil made of basalt doesn't count!

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/HvEJfQN.jpg

            by preserving our big trees so they can become bigger trees

            it's old, it fossilized

            https://i.imgur.com/ACYv3Pd.png

            So I found out a really big tree used to exist on earth. Like a REALLY BIG tree. How can we get this to grow again?

            https://i.imgur.com/U4kH7WW.png

            I'm not a flat earther but it makes sense.
            big tree = big oxygen = big bugs

            There is no evidence trees exist. Wake up.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              based, its all a sharade like birds and nutriens and weather and africa

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >fossils cannot be made of basalt
            Basalt is made from lava, so no they can’t
            >the tree fossil made of basalt doesn't count!
            it doesn’t count because it’s not a tree

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      in all fairness, fossil wood is technically made of rock too. Devil's Tower is just a basalt column though

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't the whole "mountains are ancient tree stumps" conspiracy theory just /x/ trolling?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it is trolling, but some real special tards believe in it

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