So I found out a really big tree used to exist on earth. Like a REALLY BIG tree. How can we get this to grow again?
So I found out a really big tree used to exist on earth. Like a REALLY BIG tree. How can we get this to grow again?
So I found out a really big tree used to exist on earth. Like a REALLY BIG tree. How can we get this to grow again?
Patience
>look it up
>it's actually devils tower not devil's tower
>"following a geographic naming standard whereby the apostrophe is omitted."
how horrifying
Interesting. I wonder how that convention got started?
that would imply there are multiple devils in the tower
Imagine the leaf litter.
>The Devil's Tower is NOT a tree
>The Earth is NOT flat
>Dinosaurs did NOT coexist with man
>Dragons are NOT real
>You share ancestors with bugs and you WILL eat bugs
>Atlantis was NOT real
>Bigfoot is NOT real
>Mothman is NOT real
>Jersey Devil is NOT real
Have you considered taking your meds instead of posting?
Have you considered going back to fucking PLEBBIT where you belong?
We like it here
Dragons are real. (I had sex with one...)
How big was its cock
It was a female. She was tight.
And where is the wood then?
It wasn't made of wood. It wouldn't be able to exist under its own weight, the bottom would collapse. Clearly it was a type of coral like structure, or an as of yet unidentified type of organism.
Or a rock.
Lame. Pull your head out and have some fun. What good are schizo threads if you can't play along?
Looks more like streams of lava than ridges on a tree. Dodo volcano?
>grow
blame the japanese
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chestnut_blight
You're so fucking stupid if you think that was a tree. So you think a giant lumbjack cut it where it ends perfectly?
>he doesn't know about Paul
why do I get the feeling that Wauf gets more devil's tower threads than /x/ and Wauf combined
because Wauf has more schizos than any other board except Wauf
and it have the most zoophilia
That would be /vp/
You have to kill all Christians before they chop down any more spirit trees connecting us hyperbora.
odin didnt do shit lol
The pagan gods keep striking your churches with lightning and used magic to turn your priesthood gay and your god, with all his worshipers, was unable to do anything against a god who has absolutely no one who knows his true tradition anymore.
It's almost like none of these are actually gods. They're just minor nature demons. The christian god is an old fire god, not the creator of shit, and fire casts shadows as he casts lies. It makes sense once you realize.
Who cut the giant tree?
Paul Bunyan, duh.
It made him so tired he accidentally dragged his axe while walking through Arizona and created the Grand Canyon after.
tell me about his blue cow
Some say Babe was blue because he was a white calf who fell through the ice of Lake Superior and never recovered from the chill (in which case, he may have been of the line of Finnbhennach), some say that blue was a euphemism for black, much the way that the Norse would call ravens blar instead of svartr if the needs of their alliterative poetry conventions demanded it (in which case he may have been of the line of Donn Cuailnge). Regardless, as an ox, he's a steer that has been allowed to grow into maturity for use as a dray animal, and Paul Bunyan would need an epic dray animal to haul away logs like the tree that became Devil's Stump.
Some say that both Babe and Paul grew to the size they did by sucking from Auðumbla.
>posting elden slop
cringe
skill issue
Lol. Look at this whiny bitch. Easiest souls game and still filtered.
CIA
Conditions that made gigantism viable like with dinos but turned to 11 I guess
I remember an obscure video on youtube where a man demonstrated with an experiment the formation of similar structures using electricity and sand
Anyway, I think a mega mushroom would have a more stable structure to form a gigantic "tree"
Or a gigantic colony of protists/algae/bacteria
>formation of similar structures using electricity and sand
You see it on the beach when lightning hits it. It flash fries the sand and turns it into a branching glass structure. Its not magic, its just what happens when you run plasma through silicon.
Devil's tower was formed by a big plume of magma forced up through the surrounding rock before it cooled. When the land was forced up, and erosion wore it down the solid rock plug erodes slower than the surrounding rock and soil.
I've now been stromatolitepilled, thanks
do people really believe that the devil's tower is a tree? looked up the "conspiracy" and it's a bunch of flat earther stuff? what's that about? the thing is made of rock.
I'm not a flat earther but it makes sense.
big tree = big oxygen = big bugs
This is not a tree.
This guy looks cute.
The Nephilim?
>Arthropleura
>lived in what is now North America and Europe around 345 to 290 million years ago
>colored photo
Maybe it's just a really old photo
Old photos were in black and white.
by preserving our big trees so they can become bigger trees
it's old, it fossilized
medication immediatly
the most unfunny, boring, anti-conversation response imaginable and only possible in a post-reddit Wauf.
i'm glad nobody cared enough about your stupid quip, even OP, until i chose to tell you myself just how stupid and terrible it is.
stop it or i will call the police.
no it's actually just a rock formation
>it's old, it fossilized
Never seen a fossil made of basalt
>fossils cannot be made of basalt.. the tree fossil made of basalt doesn't count!
There is no evidence trees exist. Wake up.
based, its all a sharade like birds and nutriens and weather and africa
>fossils cannot be made of basalt
Basalt is made from lava, so no they can’t
>the tree fossil made of basalt doesn't count!
it doesn’t count because it’s not a tree
in all fairness, fossil wood is technically made of rock too. Devil's Tower is just a basalt column though
Isn't the whole "mountains are ancient tree stumps" conspiracy theory just /x/ trolling?
it is trolling, but some real special tards believe in it