Smilodons Protruding Canines Where Used for Sexual Selection

Although sabretoothed canines must still have been effective for prey capture and processing by hypercarnivorous predators, canine morphology in these extinct carnivores was likely to have been driven to a greater extent by sexual selection than in non-sabretooths

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >have a nice day n-ACK!

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    well its working on me at least

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    more like smile-odon 😀

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fair enough, it is pretty hot

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can see why

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah for sure, that's hot as frick.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah for sure, that's hot as frick.

      fair enough, it is pretty hot

      I can confirm. I have the same teeth and women always start ovulating at the sight of them. Very common.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      "No, humans are naturally vegetarians, I sweeeear"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >chuds see a single mutant maw
        >"this is evidence that we evolved to sustain ourselves via murder of soulful beings"
        You're ontologically evil

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stop using words you don't know the meaning of.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          poor bait

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, and so are you, and everyone in the homosexual sapiens lineage

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes actually we did evolve to sustain ourselves by harvesting inferior lifeforms
          https://www.nature.com/scitable/knowledge/library/evidence-for-meat-eating-by-early-humans-103874273/
          https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8881926/

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >we were scavengers
            kinda embarrassing but at least we got some cool acid

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              More like "we killed more than we could eat so we adopted ways to consume old meat that we kept around for a long time."

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That sounds much cooler

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's why we kept it, not why we had it. Apex predator status came after eating already dead stuff provided the foundation for further brain growth.

                Just be glad we're not homosexual veganus...
                >Smaller brain (higher thought not needed to pick berries)
                >Wider anus (for passing more roughage)
                >Probably extremely homosexual like bonobos
                >Leopard food

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                that just sounds like regular africans

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, yeah.

                You're responding to a prime example of that so who are you to talk? you tourists suck at fitting in.

                Zero self awareness on these people. Very funny.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                more like we were weak and small but could walk for a long time and could be active in the heat while other animals rest so we went out scavenging and brought what we found home

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you suprised? The average intelligence of the website plummeted during the elections once highschoolers/middleschoolers were made aware of the le epic /misc/ edginess.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You're responding to a prime example of that so who are you to talk? you tourists suck at fitting in.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no smilodon gf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/YMnEfsq.jpg

      i can see why

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are Smilodon skulls probably dimorphic?

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