Should I be worried if I find one or two of these retards in my kitchen/bathroom?

Should I be worried if I find one or two of these morons in my kitchen/bathroom?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No silverfish in my house as long as the boss is around

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, but if you have books it's a different story

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somewhat related but can someone help me identify if these are silverfish skins, bed bug skins, or something else? I found a brown spot on my bed sheet this morning as well as a crushed skin. Tore my bed apart and couldn't find any bugs but found these under my bed frame cover. I've been shitting myself all day worrying it's a bed bug. Please help

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks a lot like bedbugs to me anon.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, time to kill myself

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Found one of these on my mattress this morning
    It's actually over

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    get some spiders, or wait for them to eventually come naturally, ive got 3 now in the 3x3 m bathroom and these shits are gone

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like them.
    I want them to proliferate.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tap the bricks around your home and see if they feel soft and brittle, this means they are infested. Other than replacing said bricks you could try and find the spawner, it's usually in the middle of the portal room

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They feed on the glue of books and maybe paper. They are harmless in all other cases. You can make a trap with a potato with some holes, leave it overnight in a spot where they have access and then discard it the next morning when they are all massed in it. Very cute for some weird reason.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats not a bad tip, I like things like that. Do I just poke sone holes in it with a pencil or something?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Silverfish once got into the portfolio where I kept all my old drawings and made themselves a little silverfish city. I noticed too late and ended up throwing out years of work.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sometimes i find them at my bathroom floor when taking a piss at night
    when i blow on them they start running around in circles for some reason

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mop your floor and make sure you clean the back of the toilet. When you piss theres always some splash and when it dries its good eating for silverfish.
      Its also a good idea in general to clean your drains. Get some borax or powdered detergent, put a few heaping scoods down your drain then boil water in the biggest pot you have and pour it down as a chaser.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find one or two every now and then only on windowsills.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >six legs
    >moves them at the speed of sound when threatened
    >still incredibly slow
    These little guys are funny. My personal theory on bug phobias is that the instinctive startle-jump reaction is largely tied to how fast the thing is. Disgust is a separate thing thats based more on context

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I believe fear of insects, spiders and snakes is purely learned beavior

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >still incredibly slow
      they have short legs they are trying their best with what they have lol

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Back when I lived in the city they were everywhere in my house, I'd pick them up and let them eat dead skin and salt off my fingers.
    Now I live in the countryside and they don't stand a chance due to all the spiders and centipedes in the house

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      actual psycho

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're common household pests. They don't harm anything unless they're getting into your food.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It means you're a dirty little piggy who doesn't clean often enough. You need to clean every 15 minutes or they appear through spontaneous generation.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Youre right about that its dusty everywhere haha but they only come out in the summer for some reason

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The heat is more conducive to abiogenesis

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