>shits in a box and stinks up your place

>shits in a box and stinks up your place

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thread hidden, paleoschizo.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You cannot refute this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I literally can't

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Thread about how evil you are if your cat goes outside
    >Another about how you must be schitzo to like cats
    >New thread about orange cats being moronic
    >This about cats being smelly
    Cat haters are such downers for this board

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually mostly one woman.

    • 1 month ago
      The Real Nick Long

      It's so sad to watch you fat nerds say "didn't read" when you clearly read everything and even refer to the behavior on display (itself likely intended to troll you). If you really didn't read it, you wouldn't reply.

      Absolutely none of that has anything to do with hating cats.

      The first point is clearly regarding neglect and cruelty. The lifespan of outdoor cats is truncated and they needlessly slaughter wildlife, putting you in violation of the migratory bird treaty.
      The second point is a misquote, it actually has more to do with outdoor cats, because there is no other way for a cat to transmit toxoplasmosis to its owner. I believe this is a propaganda avenue to try and get you to keep your cat indoors.
      The third point is a common meme.
      And the fourth point is quite true.

      If you think penises are smelly and don't belong out in the open, do you hate dicks? I hope not, then you'd cut yours off.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cats smell really good though

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        still didn't read
        have your you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't read this post either. This is the cost of sass.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >didnt read! i bet you feel ignored
    >i didnt read it so hard i felt the need to give you attention to tell you i didnt read it
    oh she read it. and it bothered her. immensely.

    >You think piss and shit aren't splashed all around a toilet?
    i can tell you only frequent the womens bathroom. normal people don't get shit and piss on the floor.

    a cat is like a woman who takes a dump and scoops toilet water up with her hands to try and wash her ass. and then, instead of washing her hands, she touches everything in the house before licking them off. no matter how hard you cope and make up delusions, no animal on earth will ever be as clean as a human being. that's why we laugh at you for having a bunch of pets and no human relationships.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I also didn't read this post, yet replied to it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the thing is that you are a very simple creature craving every little bit of attention, it's even possible that you are, dare I say it, a woman
      it's very easy to look for a split second at your comments and understand that it's you without reading your shit
      so the 'didn't read' comment is the best choice for all parties
      you are given a little bit of attention and can keep going with your schizo ramblings, others are entertained by the fact that a little crumb of attention is all that's needed for a little monkey to keep chimping out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >i can tell you only frequent the womens bathroom. normal people don't get shit and piss on the floor.
      you do. shit and piss particles are everywhere. the grocery store where food is scanned and money are some of the most common examples where fecal matter is found. and they're not even your shit particles in these cases. humans are disgusting anon

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My cat shits in the neighbour's yard. It's an abandoned house so he the whole yard to himself.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Insists that you pet it.
    >Will randomly and suddenly cut you open and bite you in the middle of petting it.
    Am I supposed to just put some tough gloves on and wrestle it?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesnt keep the litter box in his mudroom through a cat door
    Ngmi

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >indoor cats
    >but think of the lizards and birds it'll kill!
    not my problem

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Catbros, be honest with me here.... How bad is it to have a cat that shits in a box indoors?
    Ive been thinking about getting a cat but seeing that one anon's pic of his cat laying in its own toilet box is making have second thoughts.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not that bad if its a girl cat; they smell less

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just gotta minmax the litterbox setup. Arm and Hammer Clump & Seal Slide litter. Litter Robot. Air purifier (Winix is best value) and ideally a heavier duty activated carbon filter on your HVAC (or a small one in the room you keep the litter box) to cut down on the smell.

      You want to avoid keeping the litter box around clothes. If you choose not to use an automatic one be sure to scoop twice a day and put a layer of baking soda on top of the litter each time you scoop.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        litter robot is a meme how lazy do u have to be to not clean the litter box every day

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm an alpha male, I'll never "scoop shit", that's for betas and immigrants. I even named my litter robot Juanita. Any man that scoops something else's shit is an embarrassment

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yourself an "alpha male"
            >>not having a female to clean for you
            ngmi

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How bad is it to have a chair for shitting in for humans indoors? Clean the litter box and the area around it. It's a toilet.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who knew cats shit into water and flushed it. And didn’t walk through the “water”. Or splash it around with their feet.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You think piss and shit aren't splashed all around a toilet? For frick's sake, most americans don't even wash their asses after shitting. You just wipe it with dry paper and put it back in your pants. You're in NO position to be calling any other animal dirty, in-house shoe wearer.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >random off topic kvetching about Americans
            Take your meds schizo.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              have a nice day you tired old prostitute.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The funniest part is knowing you are physiologically angry when you type these posts.

                Humans are much cleaner than indoor litterboxes. Deal with it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Replied but didn't read.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You wanna give your cat a raw food diet, without nasty greasy cheap kibble full of chemical additives their shit is dry and has much less stink than that runny stinky shit those cats that eat junk food do

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dog ruined my yard from shitting everywhere

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You problem

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know, my problem is I own a shit machine
        I love that smelly moron like you wouldn't believe though

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, I'm from Ohio, I assure you, that is EVERYONE'S problem. There is not a patch of grass that is safe to walk in in the entire midwest because of dogBlack folk. And the SMELL OH GOD THE SMELL. Every time it rained my hometown smelled like rank dog piss. And the fricking constant droning of barks at all hours. I'm so glad I moved.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          larp
          >inb4 seethe

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >makes literally dozens of anti-cat threads every single day for years on end
    For real, get a fricking hobby.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is your hobby being the Wauf hobby police?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My cat goes outside to poop

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i was ambivalent about this pissing contest until right this moment but i have to conclude that the schizo cat haters are a bigger problem on Wauf than the catgays

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its not even about cats. It’s about trying to give paleoschizo a fatal aneurysm.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >paleoschizo
        >posts about cats
        Toxoscihzo...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its not even about cats. It’s about trying to give paleoschizo a fatal aneurysm.

      it is funny how bad they smell tho

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The worst part is, it's mostly just one woman.

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