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You cannot refute this
I literally can't
>Thread about how evil you are if your cat goes outside
>Another about how you must be schitzo to like cats
>New thread about orange cats being moronic
>This about cats being smelly
Cat haters are such downers for this board
It's actually mostly one woman.
It's so sad to watch you fat nerds say "didn't read" when you clearly read everything and even refer to the behavior on display (itself likely intended to troll you). If you really didn't read it, you wouldn't reply.
Absolutely none of that has anything to do with hating cats.
The first point is clearly regarding neglect and cruelty. The lifespan of outdoor cats is truncated and they needlessly slaughter wildlife, putting you in violation of the migratory bird treaty.
The second point is a misquote, it actually has more to do with outdoor cats, because there is no other way for a cat to transmit toxoplasmosis to its owner. I believe this is a propaganda avenue to try and get you to keep your cat indoors.
The third point is a common meme.
And the fourth point is quite true.
If you think penises are smelly and don't belong out in the open, do you hate dicks? I hope not, then you'd cut yours off.
Cats smell really good though
still didn't read
have your you
I didn't read this post either. This is the cost of sass.
>didnt read! i bet you feel ignored
>i didnt read it so hard i felt the need to give you attention to tell you i didnt read it
oh she read it. and it bothered her. immensely.
>You think piss and shit aren't splashed all around a toilet?
i can tell you only frequent the womens bathroom. normal people don't get shit and piss on the floor.
a cat is like a woman who takes a dump and scoops toilet water up with her hands to try and wash her ass. and then, instead of washing her hands, she touches everything in the house before licking them off. no matter how hard you cope and make up delusions, no animal on earth will ever be as clean as a human being. that's why we laugh at you for having a bunch of pets and no human relationships.
I also didn't read this post, yet replied to it.
the thing is that you are a very simple creature craving every little bit of attention, it's even possible that you are, dare I say it, a woman
it's very easy to look for a split second at your comments and understand that it's you without reading your shit
so the 'didn't read' comment is the best choice for all parties
you are given a little bit of attention and can keep going with your schizo ramblings, others are entertained by the fact that a little crumb of attention is all that's needed for a little monkey to keep chimping out
>i can tell you only frequent the womens bathroom. normal people don't get shit and piss on the floor.
you do. shit and piss particles are everywhere. the grocery store where food is scanned and money are some of the most common examples where fecal matter is found. and they're not even your shit particles in these cases. humans are disgusting anon
My cat shits in the neighbour's yard. It's an abandoned house so he the whole yard to himself.
>Insists that you pet it.
>Will randomly and suddenly cut you open and bite you in the middle of petting it.
Am I supposed to just put some tough gloves on and wrestle it?
>he doesnt keep the litter box in his mudroom through a cat door
Ngmi
>indoor cats
>but think of the lizards and birds it'll kill!
not my problem
Catbros, be honest with me here.... How bad is it to have a cat that shits in a box indoors?
Ive been thinking about getting a cat but seeing that one anon's pic of his cat laying in its own toilet box is making have second thoughts.
It's not that bad if its a girl cat; they smell less
You just gotta minmax the litterbox setup. Arm and Hammer Clump & Seal Slide litter. Litter Robot. Air purifier (Winix is best value) and ideally a heavier duty activated carbon filter on your HVAC (or a small one in the room you keep the litter box) to cut down on the smell.
You want to avoid keeping the litter box around clothes. If you choose not to use an automatic one be sure to scoop twice a day and put a layer of baking soda on top of the litter each time you scoop.
litter robot is a meme how lazy do u have to be to not clean the litter box every day
I'm an alpha male, I'll never "scoop shit", that's for betas and immigrants. I even named my litter robot Juanita. Any man that scoops something else's shit is an embarrassment
yourself an "alpha male"
>>not having a female to clean for you
ngmi
How bad is it to have a chair for shitting in for humans indoors? Clean the litter box and the area around it. It's a toilet.
Who knew cats shit into water and flushed it. And didn’t walk through the “water”. Or splash it around with their feet.
You think piss and shit aren't splashed all around a toilet? For frick's sake, most americans don't even wash their asses after shitting. You just wipe it with dry paper and put it back in your pants. You're in NO position to be calling any other animal dirty, in-house shoe wearer.
>random off topic kvetching about Americans
Take your meds schizo.
have a nice day you tired old prostitute.
The funniest part is knowing you are physiologically angry when you type these posts.
Humans are much cleaner than indoor litterboxes. Deal with it.
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You wanna give your cat a raw food diet, without nasty greasy cheap kibble full of chemical additives their shit is dry and has much less stink than that runny stinky shit those cats that eat junk food do
My dog ruined my yard from shitting everywhere
You problem
I know, my problem is I own a shit machine
I love that smelly moron like you wouldn't believe though
No, I'm from Ohio, I assure you, that is EVERYONE'S problem. There is not a patch of grass that is safe to walk in in the entire midwest because of dogBlack folk. And the SMELL OH GOD THE SMELL. Every time it rained my hometown smelled like rank dog piss. And the fricking constant droning of barks at all hours. I'm so glad I moved.
larp
>inb4 seethe
>makes literally dozens of anti-cat threads every single day for years on end
For real, get a fricking hobby.
Is your hobby being the Wauf hobby police?
Yes.
My cat goes outside to poop
i was ambivalent about this pissing contest until right this moment but i have to conclude that the schizo cat haters are a bigger problem on Wauf than the catgays
Its not even about cats. It’s about trying to give paleoschizo a fatal aneurysm.
>paleoschizo
>posts about cats
Toxoscihzo...
it is funny how bad they smell tho
The worst part is, it's mostly just one woman.