>seven years old

>seven years old
>am told that monkeys are smarter than humans because they peel their bananas from the bottom, eliminating strings
>peel banana from the bottom
>strings

who buys this shit?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    strings are full of fibers why wouldn't you eat them?

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eliminating strings
    The reasoning I heard was so they can avoid the seed by peeling it away first.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    from ever i always ate banana from bottom wtf
    you just grab the bottom with index finger as a hook and pressing thumb and nail in to cut the peel and tear it off, capturing the first 8-10mm of banana in the piece you tore and then peel back the sides. actually 3 sides will remain on that piece you tore as you only tear one side

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      but sir you dont understand
      using hard stem at the top like handle makes great SNAP when open banaab

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >strings
    I’ve only had that problem when the banana is too underripe and the hard skin doesn’t want to peel at all. Usually when I peel from the bottom on a banana that isn’t green, it’s no strings or just one string from accidentally severing it when I pinch my nail in the wrong spot. Breaking the top to peel always gives me multiple strings.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >quiet as a mouse
    They're not especially quiet, can get pretty noisy in fact
    >mad as a hornet
    No reason to believe hornets are particularly angry, maybe if you disturb their nest? But then literally anything would be
    >dirty as a dog
    Relative to what? Would you rather hug a dog you don't know or a human you don't know?
    Yeah me too

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Na dogs can be dirty as fuk they will roll in other animals shit at first glance if they could

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >yo nah mufugga bippidy bop dogs
        That's the dogs in your imagination. Or the pitbulls in your "hood". I know pitbulls and labs act a little "different".

        My last dog preferred rolling on mint patches and was basically never dirty. He avoided shit like it was toxic waste and stayed away from water and mud. If you dumped him in the tub the water would stay clear.

        Doing the same to the yard cat turned the water grey. I guess licking doesnt counteract their preference for dust bathing.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lots of breeds do it you idiot
          I had a wienerapoo and a Rottweiler that did it too, granted they stopped once I told them to

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You thonk dog dont gunna putta shit on dog dogs not some man's best friend

          Dolphin is man's best freind

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just because you're sexually passing the vibe check doesn't make them friends

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is fascinating how most people will believe something like this their whole life instead of just grabbing a banana and finding out for themselves.
    It's like that with a lot of shit we are told. Someone can be a professional chef for 40 years and never actually try to rinse a mushroom with cold water to see if it really turns mushy. He'll just keep buying brushes.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eat like a bird
    Birds actually eat quite a lot for their size
    >sweat like a pig
    Pigs sweat very little, that's why they need to wallow
    >blind as a bat
    Bats have excellent eyesight

    There's a lot of moronic animal idioms

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some bats have good eyes
      But many use echolocation and have very poor eyesight

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They have poor eyesight because they live in caverns or at night and their prey can only be caught with echolocation.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Sweating" like a pig refers to when you roast them. Just look at him glisten.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eat like a bird
      Hello? Herons?? Pelicans??? SEAGULLS??????
      lots of birds straight-up vore stuff

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are so many myths and misconceptions about animals for and against their abilities and intelligence and also shit that people just pulls out of their ass. Just like the BS that humans have the biggest penises of primates or the most efficient locomotion of the animal kingdom. Neither are true except under very specific circumstances. There are plenty of primates who's penis is significantly longer in proportion and a few that equal or even are longer than the average human in absolute size, the only thing that humans seem to be endowed with is thickness, but not absolute nor proportional size regarding length. And about locomotion, is only at walking speed that humans have one of the most efficient locomotion due the inverted pendulum mechanism, change speed and that efficiency goes to shit.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    monkeys dont even peel their bananas they just mash them up and eat them
    natural bananas are full of seeds

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plus it mashes it. Total reddit listicle bullshit.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bottom is just fricking stupid, you can use your thumbnail to score the top and easily and cleanly break it backwards. You can also just pinch off the nasty black shit at the bottom without ever seeing it.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The true reason to peel bananas from the bottom up is that way they look like the banana peel from mario cart

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    same but I was 27

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