>Semen is stored in the head

>Semen is stored in the head
What were those 18th century morons thinking?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's Reddit. Tell me something that isn't wrong with those losers.

    Seriously who could hate this smug yet adorable face? Redditgays, that's who.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was named that because it had a shape similar to a sperm cell

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    In other languages it makes more sense, as translated it's called "big head" or "oil head"

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's wild to think that there was once a point in history where the most economical way of gathering oil was to just sail out on a boat and crack open whales

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Semen is stored in the head
    >What were those 18th century morons thinking?
    Retaining semen by not jerking off gives you superpowers.
    What are these 21st-century morons thinking?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    in Italian it's called oilhead(capodoglio) so it's more of an anglo thing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I higly doubt you don't have any words at all linking whale oil to semen
      What do you call candle wax?
      In spanish we call it esperma(sperm)

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idfk. You'd think with all the corpses avaliable they could just check.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cut open head
    >white sticky goo comes out
    what do you think they were thinking?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is how everyone thought they figured it out.

      >the idea that there was direct connection from the nervous system, from the brain through the spinal cord, to the penis, perhaps so that an essential component of the male seed, presumably originating in the brain, could be transmitted during intercourse. These ideas were not only common in the West, they were also widely held in East Asia. The ancient Chinese sex manuals frequently referred to the origin of semen7 and in many cases referred specifically to the nervous system as the route by which the transmission of the relevant characteristics of semen was achieved. This idea was also important to the ancient Taoists because they also believed that it was beneficial to a man to preserve his semen and return it to the brain.

      https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4213433/

      The Greek anatomist Galen also though semen originated in the brain and traveled down the spinal cord.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What were those 18th century morons thinking?
    Hehehe, it looks like cum and ladies smear in on their face.

    English (and other European languages) used to be a lot less literal and a lot more allegorical and allusional in every day use, except for the very lowest class of people. This was to demonstrate common cultural/educational background for in group signaling. This was one of the reasons why education in the classics was so important, if you lacked that background, it was like trying to speak to the Tamarians if you weren’t from a similar religious and educational background.
    Modern literalists lack this background and think themselves smarter than their ancestors because the past sounds like gobbledyasiatic to them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Education in the classics of internet culture will be a studied subject in the near future.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sailors were coom-brained. In Moby DICK there is a lot of homo-erotic subtext. They couldn't help but think about cum and dicks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Seamen*

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >very funny nigel, but i saw better hoaxes in a barnum & bailey fair
    >yeah, what's next? A porcupine that lays eggs? Hahah!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Speaking of Australian paradoxes,
      >there existed a Roman/European saying how finding a black swan would undo all logic
      >Dutchmen find black swans in Australia in 1697
      >so BTFO that the saying is rewritten about how impossibilities can be disproven

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pee is stored in the balls
    What was evolution thinking?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >uh... it's a raccoon
    What were they thinking

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    People were stupid in the past. Only people now are smart.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We have come extremely far in the last couple centuries.

    >Doctors did not routinely wash their hands until the mid-1800s, and they would proceed straight from dissecting a corpse to delivering a baby, providing the basis for the spread of puerperal fever.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Checked.
      Also imagine some rotter coming at your vag with hands smelling like the bazinga of death itself to slap your babby on the back.
      I suppose that tracks with people emptying their bedchamber out the windowframe onto the street.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Also imagine some rotter coming at your vag
        Unfortunately I can't relate. Orcas are cool despite what reddit says.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >orcagay posting something completely off topic
          moron

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Reddit is moronic, orcas are awesome.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            What is the point of the white spots on an orca? Like I get the dark top/light underside aspect of camouflage but literally what fricking purpose exists for something looking like a giant eyeball next to the actual eyeballs? Does it help catch light or something like an inverted equivalent of black paint under a football players eyes or what?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think the current theory is that it's supposed to be a fake eye spot so when they hunt something with claws and teeth like a seal they can't scratch their eyes out.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Orcas are awful monsters and get bullied by chad sperm whales

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              No they don’t. We still have instances of Orcas preying on sperm whales, though they generally prefer to leave each other alone

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's just male sperm whales that they avoid. They often hunt females and calves.

              Also maybe look in the mirror once in a while? There's nothing any orca has ever done that's worse than what the human species has done to this planet. Last I checked orcas don't shit out pollution everywhere and enslave humans like we do them at SeaWorld.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >orcas don't and enslave humans like we do them at SeaWorld
                That just makes us based and makes them cucked.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sure if they could build tools like we do they'd lock some humans up in an amusement park for fun and out of spite.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >despite what reddit says
          doesn't reddit worship orcas for sinking heckin yachts

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            yachts? when did that happen?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No Reddit hates cetaceans in general it doesn't matter what species. Even on subs dedicated to whales and dolphins they still get hated on there.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Most cities would fine people if they emptied their chamber pots in the street. London slums were an exception for a short time just because of law enforcement issues. Then they built the sewer system.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We have come extremely far
      kek

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And that was just in certain countries. Imagine what was going on in the rest of the world

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Actually mortality was lower with birth helped by midwives than with doctors at that time, this was because doctors were often haughty and didnt believe they needed to wash their hands.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/AcoWKPw.png

      >Semen is stored in the head
      What were those 18th century morons thinking?

      Cutting hair and medicine used to be the same field. Not even that long ago. They also pretty much just drew blood as an answer for everything.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fippa buppa trippa dubba

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        good eye…

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