>see pic related inside my house. >day ruined

>see pic related inside my house
>day ruined
Why did God make these things? They're more disgusting than snakes.

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I have trillions that eat all the detritus in the kitchen at night. I don't think it's a big deal, they're just weird little animals.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that slugs have evolved from snails and are therefore the superior form.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i want a dogwife

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I thought that word was an automatic insta-ban

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    these things have exploded all over my yard this summer, and i have no idea where they came from.
    like, they've always been around in small numbers. but this year there's hundreds of them. it's getting annoying because they eat my cat's food and the cats don't want to touch it after they've slimed it. you'd think salt in it would fuck them up, but no.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Move the cat food inside

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they're 5 semi-ferals that are all fixed, and i'm not allowed to bring any pets inside. even my old dogs had to stay outside.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Decide on feeding times anonly put it out for less than an hour.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Or even just put it up at night, leopard slugs are nocturnal.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slugs are basically demons.
    >melts from cleansing salts
    >ruins crops
    >some will kill you if they get inside you
    >Degenerates like them
    >provokes disgust in normal people

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >docile and gentle
      >fundamental elements in ecosystems
      >precious source of food for hedgehogs, salamanders, birds and a myriad of other animals
      >beautifully patterned and diverse
      >fascinating link between sea and land
      >one of the best fertilizers for a garden
      Only a primitive medieval peasant brain like yours would be unable to admire them

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't these things have things in their shit that can kill you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Their entire body. A lot of pretty plants can too, the solution is to not eat them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Or if youre so into the idea of eating a slug, just cook the damn thing first.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why did God make these things?
    because He hates you
    we all do

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They have interesting mating rituals.
    Rubbing their penes against each other and then saving each others sperm in a little sac.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's the part where they stab each other, ngl I wish I were a gastropod so I could have bizarre violent gay sex

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's ass looks like a frog

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At least this one got cool spots, dark brown ones look a bit like live turds.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I once stepped on one of these barefoot in my basement. It was a big fucker too. had a 3 inch stain on my heel for a month that just would not wash off.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I stepped on one outside, and half of it inflated like a balloon, then it coiled up in a ball and died.
    Honestly felt bad, then I did it again but this time it’s guts actually popped out and it took a few minutes to die.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just don't eat them, they can give you incurable brain eating parasites

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you need to be told this the parasites will probably starve once they get to your skull

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can't tell me to not eat every random living thing I come across

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Their entire body. A lot of pretty plants can too, the solution is to not eat them.

      What kind of fucking idiot eats slugs?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just put a shell on them first and they're a delicacy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hon hon hon hon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was a dare or bet or something.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There have been at least 2 cases of australian kids who were dared to eat a slug and got some brain-eating parasites as a result

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Good riddance

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where do you live where you get slugs in your house? I’m guessing somewhere tropical? I’d honestly prefer finding one of those than see some bugs; a line of ants, a silverfish, millipede, fly, bee, spider, etc. slugs are cool, bugs suck.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like them, they cant hurt you, they're just little jelly bags that cant live without moisture. They can be pests but they're not mean things, they dont want to hurt you or anything, same with snakes. Snakes are very gentle and inquisitive. Maybe watch some videos of people handling pet slugs and snakes, it could help you to learn why people like them, how they're beneficial, and what others like about them

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hoping the replies in this thread will help me appreciate them more. I find slugs disgusting and creepy, especially when there's multiple.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing some salt cant fix

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'd freak if they were in my house but otherwise snails and slugs are surprisingly inquisitive and personable i just love them

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look on the bright side, at least they are slow as fuck. Unlike roaches, who are disgusting and fly on your face.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love slugs so much, bros.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the fuck did it enter your house?

    Also theyre bros because they kill other slugs but dont touch live plants.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf, slugs have eaten my strawberries and cukes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think he meant that particular kind of slug

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not that anon but I lived in a very old town house once a- the basement was just a pit made of dirt and those slugs were everywee, they even stole food from the kitchen.
      That said I still think they're beautiful, I just really hate stepping on them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      slug hands typed this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >slug hands

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Had one crawl through an open window

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's an easy solution for that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >orange blood everywhere
      just keep the room lit

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They're more disgusting than snakes
    Which doesn't say much since both animals are adorable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, disliking either of these animals is a form of spiritual illness.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Numbers of truth.
        Snakes are sacred animals.
        Slugs are Aetheric ones linked to the gentle intent of Outer Gods.
        Octopuses and Crows are mystics who can teach you how to speak without talking, and listen without hearing.

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