>chud who takes care of nonvenomous sneks and reptiles is dead in his mid-50s >gigachad viperkeeper still alive despite keeping venomous sneks and getting bit and envenomated a dozen times from the 70s to his most recent just before kung flu
next up, the crazy florida reptile guy who will get tagged by one of his venomous sneks
viperkeeper is the true og and will outlive all of them
goddamn i fricking wish we as a society had the freedom to do this, or anything with our bodies after we die tbh
but no instead we have to do this stupid ritualized song and dance with corpse mutilation and funeral homes and burden the next of kin with thousands of dollars/euros/whatever
>I'm a low functioning autistic moron and I want to inflict my derangement onto normal people
How about you get in the suicide pod and just pretend it's an anaconda
It's only illegal if your caught...and what are the cops gonna do? You're dead. Write it down in a will or something to prove your point before you met your end.
3 months ago
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>just toss your own dead body into the woods
Flawless plan tbh. They’ll never suspect it.
Oh nevermind then. In my state that's legal but it seems cruel to ask your remaining loves ones to do the job of chucking your rotting corpse into a hole.
>t. works 9-9 for shlomo goldbergstein >criticizes others for their success
https://i.imgur.com/M7JixRP.jpg
Man I used to shit on this guy so fricking hard about his animal husbandry, and now I realize that keeping animals is fricking hard and I was just being a try hard butthole.
>t. works 9-9 for shlomo goldbergstein >criticizes others for their success
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Man I used to shit on this guy so fricking hard about his animal husbandry, and now I realize that keeping animals is fricking hard and I was just being a try hard butthole.
>chud who takes care of nonvenomous sneks and reptiles is dead in his mid-50s
>gigachad viperkeeper still alive despite keeping venomous sneks and getting bit and envenomated a dozen times from the 70s to his most recent just before kung flu
next up, the crazy florida reptile guy who will get tagged by one of his venomous sneks
viperkeeper is the true og and will outlive all of them
>have more antibodies
>suddenly more resistant
show me one bee keeper that has died from cancer
animal venom makes you stronger
The news made me so happy. Finally, this piece of shit is gone. I hope he suffered
he killed millions
I didn't like this guy and his clickbait videos but it's still sad.
TAKING MY ALBINO ALLIGATOR TO A FUNERAL HOME!
What did he die of?
Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
goddamn i fricking wish we as a society had the freedom to do this, or anything with our bodies after we die tbh
but no instead we have to do this stupid ritualized song and dance with corpse mutilation and funeral homes and burden the next of kin with thousands of dollars/euros/whatever
Blame the semites and their ritual and funeral business scheme.
>I'm a low functioning autistic moron and I want to inflict my derangement onto normal people
How about you get in the suicide pod and just pretend it's an anaconda
When I croak I just want my stiff tossed into the woods, no embalming or anything, but I'm fairly sure thats illegal.
It's only illegal if your caught...and what are the cops gonna do? You're dead. Write it down in a will or something to prove your point before you met your end.
>just toss your own dead body into the woods
Flawless plan tbh. They’ll never suspect it.
Oh nevermind then. In my state that's legal but it seems cruel to ask your remaining loves ones to do the job of chucking your rotting corpse into a hole.
Pancreatic cancer. Not a good way to die and not a good chance of survival
>box breeding animal abuser dies
wow, truly tragic...
>t. works 9-9 for shlomo goldbergstein
>criticizes others for their success
Man I used to shit on this guy so fricking hard about his animal husbandry, and now I realize that keeping animals is fricking hard and I was just being a try hard butthole.
spbp
first post, gayest cuckold post
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second and third posts = gay posts lol