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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't even walk my dog in the park anymore because their fricking shit is everywhere.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Canada Geese arent my favorite but some other type of goose visits a park by me and I like them a lot more. They seem a bit more chill than the canada geese too. Picrel.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they have something between a fat ass and a beergut?

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Used to have a lot of ducks in the part of my state but some time like 6-7 years ago we started getting geese who at first would migrate back north, but now they've began to stay and I don't see ducks anymore.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like geese and listening to them honk when they're in their packs of 50+ in the park. Their ahility to survive well in -30 to 100 degree weather is impressive

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're part of the problem, pests are not cute or acceptable

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        what problem?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      same, i always feed them in the park

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a crime to kill Canada geese because they are a "migratory" animal
    >they don't even migrate and act like buttholes in the same spot for the entire year
    >meanwhile you can massacre muscovy ducks with no consequences even though it's rare to encounter them
    what did the united states government mean by this?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it means nothing because no one in the government is actually thinking about it, people in general don't really care about anything other than their next meal, salary drop or nut

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Generation Alpha are already worshipping the goose.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute and funny inthe actual sense

      https://i.imgur.com/l3WXxUn.jpg

      Always nice, except that time you did this to the guy who was grieving his dog's death.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >except that time you did this to the guy who was grieving his dog's death.

        He shoved his phone in animal's face and took a picture of it just to upload for sympathy-points on the internatz.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >fricking normies communicating their feelings
          >i deal with mine on my own by planning mass shootings. me: CHAD. TRAD. 1488. normalgays: soi! numale! gays!
          >tips fedora

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Obsessed

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A flock of about 50 geese have taken permanent residence in a park near me. They terrorize the ducks, poop everywhere, and are generally a pest. I wish they would frick off to Canada already.

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