>Remember to mutilate your pets so it behaves in ways unlike its natural self because you cant handle owning a real animal and should just buy a...

>Remember to mutilate your pets so it behaves in ways unlike its natural self because you can’t handle owning a real animal and should just buy a fricking plush instead.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's so epic whenever loose dogs eat shit on the highway in front of my home trying to go after the neighbor's pit in heat. Please I implore every dog owner to keep them intact.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are quite literally turning your dogs into incel trannies. If they had thumbs, they would shoot themselves.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    hey ive known pet haters who were 5'8" chinless white christians too

    still short and ugly tho, and useless buttholes no one wants around. my band turned down 5 bassists on the grounds of them hating the cat. all of them were ugly. the bassist that passed AND liked the cat literally looks like gigachad lmfao.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What's this about robo pets? What have people done with those to not deserve them, apart from making them fight to the death?

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >le naturalist fallacy

    If you cared about what was natural to begin with you wouldn't have domesticated animals. You deserve to be gassed in a shelter in place of all the cats and dogs your irresponsibility put there.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think that spaying and neutering should be law. It should be mandatory before any animal is even sold. Anyone caught trying to sell intact pet animals should be fined brutally to the point of homelessness and if they don't pay? Lengthy prison time like thirty five years in prison. I'm tired of irresponsible shit head pet owners and their bullshit.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If spaying and neutering was illegal cats would become banned because those shitty animals should not be pets. Those shitty animals are impossible if they are not spayed and neutered. But the idea of cats being banned? That would be wonderful. Cats are shit. And cat owners should be put to suffer until they have no choice but to give up cats.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Last property I had I put up signs saying something alone the lines of "if your cat is on my property I am killing it". I raise birds and have a dozen bird feeders and the Black folk would kill my birds. After I killed 4 of them people stopped letting there cats roam around. Amazing how that fricking works

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        cool story bro, i'm sure that totally happened bro

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes the naturally occurring poodle and french bulldog.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >think their dogs getting neutered is them getting neutered
    literally not one person said this, they just said americans have a fetish for mutilating infants in general due to the influence of barbaric middle eastern death cults
    >europe: a spay at 2 (years) may be best
    >america: HELP PREVENT MORE, SPAY AT 4 (months!)
    american culture is that of forcibly taking things away from people to "prevent" some nightmare scenario

    guess which country led drug prohibition worldwide

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they just said americans have a fetish for mutilating infants in general due to the influence of barbaric middle eastern death cults

      Just say israelites influence America when it comes to tis.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever we do need less cats and dogs. All the homes that want a shitty worthless parasite animal pet already got one and they don't want another or can't afford another. So castrate as many as possible hopefully the majority and kill the unwanted leftovers. And don't bother getting all emotional you hypocritical c**ts.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >shitty worthless parasite animal
        but why did you describe yourself? pic related, its you.

        we should castrate low value humans and replace them with golden retrievers. the murder rate would go down 300x, homes and businesses would smell better, and they would unironically contribute more to society just by being there. the incel is a negative presence. cats are less of a waste of air.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      actually Brazil was the forefront of marijuana prohibition back in the day and somehow it still is a cesspool of delusional rightoids, but the US were the first to join in

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >natural self
    They're not natural animals though

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dogs and cats self domesticated.
      besides the human-nature divide is entirely artificial and narcissistic. humans are nature.

      https://i.imgur.com/kdAXrRb.jpg

      >Remember to mutilate your pets so it behaves in ways unlike its natural self because you can’t handle owning a real animal and should just buy a fricking plush instead.

      this was a care factor/greater good campaign because it was typical american culture to let both dogs and cats roam, as americans work third world amounts of hours compared to their objectively more intelligent and less violent european peers and thus could never keep animals indoors without them wrecking their property out of boredom

      thus they bred, like in a third world country, uncontrollably

      a tale of two countries:
      norway made it against the law to neuter dogs. norway has few to no strays. mostly just cats.
      russia has no animal cruelty law at all - even bestiality is legal to the point that you can find a horse brothel in st. petersburg - and they desperately try to control the feral dog population while making no headway because russians work like slaves for even less money than amerinogs and and just let their pets roam.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >human-nature divide is entirely artificial
        Yeah like every word or category, genius. If things humans create are included in nature, then nature is everything and so that term means nothing.
        Nobody goes into a city and says it's nature.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never get tired of midwit takes on philosophical arguments that have existed for thousands of years. There's something so tragically human about it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >human-nature divide is entirely artificial
          Yeah like every word or category, genius. If things humans create are included in nature, then nature is everything and so that term means nothing.
          Nobody goes into a city and says it's nature.

          >language has to separate humans and nature BECAUSE IT WAS DONE BEFORE OK?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Never said that but it's amusing you're stuck at semantics. It's comforting in a sad way.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >norway has few to no strays. mostly just cats.

        Goes to show how unwanted and disposable cats are then.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >humans are nature
        >nooooo but things humans do are not nature dont neuter its unnaturalllll wahhh
        Huh?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >less violent
        WW2 was like 6000 years worth of current USA homicide numbers lol

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who are you quoting? Is it me? I've never said that

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's another rightoid anthropomorphizing their pets and think their dogs getting neutered is them getting neutered. typical persecution complex that is common with them

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >unable to grasp the concept of empathy
        Post hand

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >remember to mutilate your sons so they...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek, imagine choosing to have a stinking ugly anteater dick just so that it feels slightly better when you play with your little clitty and make yourself squirt. grow up

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He is incapable of washing his own wiener so he mutilates it
          Advanced Goy

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry Rabbi Goldberg stole your foreskin for cream, Anon.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have teeth? You know those can like... Give you cavities and stuff? And will make you smell bad if you don't brush them and your tongue?? KEK!!! IMAGINE STILL CHOOSING TO HAVE TEETH!!!

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