>record scratch
>freeze frame
>zoom in on rat's face
>"Yeah, that's me, you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation"
>record scratch
>freeze frame
>zoom in on rat's face
>"Yeah, that's me, you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation"
I always wonder how they can be so precise with catching prey when their eyes are on the side of their head. Don't they have a blind spot in front of them where the beak is?
The eyes are wide enough apart to see down the sides of their beak and in front of them.
That was never funny.
He looks so acky
I wonder how long the rat stayed alive suffering after being swallowed
>play dead
>get swallowed live
>chew your way out from the inside, killing the bird
I think it goes into shock after getting swallowed or else that would happen like every time something with teeth got swallowed by something
It probably killed or stunned it first.
I wonder what other animals have CC
Birds have a huge muscle and a storage sac in their esophagous, where they also swallow rocks and keep in there. If you put pumice pebbles in the garden, birds will come swallow them because they are rough and lightweight. Not sure pelicans try to kill before swallowing. They also seem to have a large opening that would take in a lot of air. So probably ratto got swallowed into a hard muscular cavity, with the orifice of the stomach right there, it would be ground against the rocks until it was soft and stopped struggling, then plopped into the acid
I usually see GBHs suffocated food before swallowing it. It can be dangerous to not kill the prey first. But I often see Pelicans swallow things immediately, maybe because they aren't on the beach so suffocating is not really possible.
>God is kind and merciful
>Also God; lets make animals rip each other apart to survive
Yes.
Your Gods a cunt.
It's more of a was thing. God wasn't really "righteous" or "good" as we understand it before Jesus. He was just an all powerful being people worshiped out of fear. He distinctly lacked empathy or compassion for all but a few. Most of creation predates this relatively recent change in his temperament and some people still believe he's like that demanding sacrifices of blood and pain playing tricks and punishing transgressions more than being a benevolent ruler. Those people are garden gnomes.
>YOUR god
gave yourself away too soon, moshe
What's their fucking problem?
damn an animal built to eat small prey animals eating small prey animals? idk bro lol
Terminal vorefags
Same as seagulls
fuck mammals
hunger
Imagine the giant pterosaurs
The giraffe sized ones
>you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation"
a bird picked you up