>record scratch. >freeze frame. >zoom in on rat's face

>record scratch
>freeze frame
>zoom in on rat's face
>"Yeah, that's me, you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation"

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always wonder how they can be so precise with catching prey when their eyes are on the side of their head. Don't they have a blind spot in front of them where the beak is?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The eyes are wide enough apart to see down the sides of their beak and in front of them.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was never funny.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks so acky

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how long the rat stayed alive suffering after being swallowed

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >play dead
      >get swallowed live
      >chew your way out from the inside, killing the bird

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it goes into shock after getting swallowed or else that would happen like every time something with teeth got swallowed by something

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It probably killed or stunned it first.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder what other animals have CC

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Birds have a huge muscle and a storage sac in their esophagous, where they also swallow rocks and keep in there. If you put pumice pebbles in the garden, birds will come swallow them because they are rough and lightweight. Not sure pelicans try to kill before swallowing. They also seem to have a large opening that would take in a lot of air. So probably ratto got swallowed into a hard muscular cavity, with the orifice of the stomach right there, it would be ground against the rocks until it was soft and stopped struggling, then plopped into the acid

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I usually see GBHs suffocated food before swallowing it. It can be dangerous to not kill the prey first. But I often see Pelicans swallow things immediately, maybe because they aren't on the beach so suffocating is not really possible.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >God is kind and merciful
      >Also God; lets make animals rip each other apart to survive

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your Gods a c**t.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's more of a was thing. God wasn't really "righteous" or "good" as we understand it before Jesus. He was just an all powerful being people worshiped out of fear. He distinctly lacked empathy or compassion for all but a few. Most of creation predates this relatively recent change in his temperament and some people still believe he's like that demanding sacrifices of blood and pain playing tricks and punishing transgressions more than being a benevolent ruler. Those people are israelites.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >YOUR god
            gave yourself away too soon, moshe

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's their fricking problem?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn an animal built to eat small prey animals eating small prey animals? idk bro lol

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Terminal voregays

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same as seagulls

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick mammals

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      hunger

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the giant pterosaurs
      The giraffe sized ones

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation"
    a bird picked you up

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

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