From Coyote Peterson's Facebook page.
> Leaking pics here before they are taken down and before government/official try to cease our footage. Found a large primate skull in British Columbia.
>Have kept this secret for several weeks… YES I have the skull, smuggled it thru customs and TSA and its currently in a secure location awaiting primatologist review.
>Absolutely unreal… we thought it was a bear skull when we found it, I can 100% guarantee it is not.
>The skull was found partially buried under ground in deep back forest ravine after a massive storm in the Pac Northwest where clearly a bunch of trees and earth were disturbed.
> I don’t know if its what you all think it might be… but I cannot explain finding a primate skull in the Pac Northwest without wondering! What do you believe?
Primate skull found in British Columbia
From Coyote Peterson's Facebook page.
Reminder this guy is a shill for the WEF that destroys wild life and native species ( like white europeans)
bigfot is kill
why he dindt get vacinated
>gorilla skull social media hoax
Mystery over guys. He uploaded the video and its a big "what if" scenario. Sorry boys. No bigfoot this time.
wait, they let you view dislikes? thought they got rid of that
The API still has the data, you need to download some extension to see it.
just got it now
its just a browser extention
RIP to this retard's career. This is the same horse shit Animal Planet/Discovery have tried to pull for 15 years with their fake mermaid and megalodon "documentaries".
FUCK YOU COYOTE moron
Gorilla most likely yet the jaws seem a bit elongated for a gorilla.
At least two panthers have been found roaming around England, it's just escaped from a zoo lol
I read about one in Cornwall, completely went unobserved by people for years, didn't bother cattle or sheep, just lived off pigeons and crows in the hills. Eventually got caught because he became a big fat chungus.
It could be a high resolution 3d print, printed out in pieces, assembled and painted.
It could be a gorilla who was kept in captivity and buried in the wilderness out of sentimentality or perhaps to avoid legal issues.
Most likely: someone dumped a family heirloom in the woods, because hunting a gorilla is pretty fucked up tbh. I could see myself doing this. Also the hole is in the right place for a mounting bracket.
Just fuck my shit up tier: samsqench
Far, far more likely: Some rich zoomer snagged his granddad's dubiously legal gorilla skull to dupe his boss for social media money.
That skull isn't how bones look in a cold, wet environment. Even if scavengers had moved it there would be marks, cracks and scratches, also it would be discoloured.
Also the teeth would have fallen off by now
Would be funny if some time ago just some ape escaped from a circus. I wonder how often that happened for a skull to be finally found.
Just a shit that he had to remove it from its location.
>IT LOOKS LIKE A GORILLA
Do you know what convergent evolution is
>It's an escaped pet
Do you know not only how expensive to obtain but also how hard to keep alive a pet GORILLA would be for anyone without a large group of specially trained zoologist and why would they kill the thing instead of Incapacitating it
Why would he risk not only his career but freedom
>He makes videos of being Biten by bugs he's not a scientist
That's irrelevant and a Straw man. If he had a pride shirt and fuck trump in his bio everyone would belive him and praise him. He spends his life in the wild catching animals on film it makes sense he'd find something if it was there
Glowies are on damage control and it's funny how everyone on Twitter saying this is fake has a pride flag in there name. They're not even trying to hide it
>Do you know what convergent evolution is
It's a gorilla. You can see the bullet hole. It's a poached gorilla skull.
>Why would he risk not only his career but freedom
Because someone else in the production crew planted it.
I also know that all other bigfoot "evidence" is very, very clearly fake.
Yes, it's a gorilla. A gorilla skull results in a head that looks like this.
A fat guy in a pretty decent ape fursuit with false joints and poorly articulated ankles results in footage that looks like this.
Who cares about this footage? Wauf debunkers think it's the only thing that exists out there about this topic. Anyway, I'd love someone to remake this speculated suit only with materials from that time. If it's as important to debunk this single piece of evidence as it's been made out to be here, let's just make another suit. There are people out there just as passionate about suit making as Patterson apparently was.
>nobody cares about that footage
>also, that footage is totally real
>You can't care about it existing without being as obsessed as I am about this one piece of old footage!
Bet that made sense in your head.
It makes zero sense to honestly accept the footage as genuine AND say you don't care about the footage.
No one can be this retarded to think those statements are contradictory. There's tons more shit to explore in the genre than that fucking overexposed, overanalyzed dinosaur of a film.
No one can be dishonest enough to introduce contradiction when the point was it is not rational.
If the footage is authentic, then it would 100% be important and something to care about.
If you don't, then either you are a total idiot, or you don't actually accept it as real.
I think he’s just trolling. That, or he should be euthanized.
Holy fuck... I'm saying, retard, that the Patterson footage is the Vanilla ice cream of bigfoot evidence; bigfoot fucking 101. baby's first steps. The augments for it and against it are all old fucking hat. I'm convinced it's real (of course you'll disagree), but I'm so tired of debunk retards only ever brining this specific footage up and nothing else. We never talk about the MK Davis' shit, or the Vietnam Vet rock Ape Sightings, or any of the other shit because you're knowledge of the topic ends with Patty.
It's the only one ever brought up because it's the "best" out of all the woefully pathetic "evidence", and the one idiots like you refuse to let go of.
As you have proven once again with your
>no one cares but it's totally real
Just see how many replies you will make trying to prove that you don't care.
>baby has to get new material? but that's scary! I'll wave it away to cover my ass
Not playing in your mental gymnastics funhouse, gay. The footage is real, but it's not all their is to see. My statements not contradictory. cope.
No one ever said your statements are contradictory.
They just show you are stupid and irrational.
Is focusing on a single argument while poo pooing everything else your opponent presents rational?
Can you please tell me which technological advances made it possible to make a fucking monkey suit? As far as I know the quality was only limited by the skill and dedication of the artist.
Then go ahead, make the suits then and prove the footage wrong.
Patty's walk is impossible for a human to replicate.
It moves like a suit, not a man. The suits hips articulate lower than the wearers and the feet of the suit are poorly articulated. You could also say a lot of fursuit walks can't be replicated, because the suit is moving in ways the body inside it does not.
Watch the whole thing before talking shit on the heels. He did another one with clown shoes but I can't find it.
Here's a good one too
I can walk with a higher shin rise. It's very uncomfortable and I have to lean forward to balance or it looks stilted. If I go very slow. Wearing a suit with hips that articulate lower, with poorly articulated ankles, and a somewhat loose fit would smooth it out a bit more, and then my buddy would speed up the video.
It's also very, very important to note that there is no primate that walks with that dramatic shin rise. It's not a biomechanically feasible gait. It's a guy trying to walk, very sloooowly, like a monkey, while wearing a costume.
>MUH BODY RATIOS
False joints. False joints are extremely easy to pull off in suit making, and a no-brainer if you're making a monkey suit and have seen a picture of monkey. It's a really, really terrible argument when you're dealing with a suit. Hips can start lower than the wearer's hip joints. Elbows and knees can start higher or lower. You can even add nonexistent joints to the legs. However, the further off they are, the more it limits the range of motion the suit can deal with without becoming restrictive or sustaining damage, so you can't attain full monkey proportions., just more monkey than human proportions.
Closer to 52 innit?
>Why would he risk not only his career but freedom
inb4 its an elaborate setup for him to do a gorilla conservation or bigfoot search video
>Do you know what convergent evolution is
What leads you to think this is a new primate species that convergently evolved to resemble gorillas (that has not been proven to exist) and not the remains of the genuine article?, only a comparative analysis can accurately determine wether that’s the case or not. To go off claiming you’ve discovered something without any conclusive evidence is terrible praxis, the actions of a hack, not a primate/hominid expert.
>Do you know not only how expensive to obtain
Do you know how much money the rich have?
>and why would they kill the thing instead of Incapacitating it
Happens all the time. Rich asshole has exotic pet that’s extremely illegal, illegal pet does not receive the adequate care, hurts someone, pet is put down because what do you know, owner don’t feel safe with a wild animal around anymore. Say what you will, but its a far more likely hypothesis than “a guy foung bigfoot, shot it in the noggin’ and never said anything to anyone about it”. Also a reminder, we do not know for certain if that’s even a bullet wound, though its quite likely imho.
>Why would he risk not only his career but freedom?
bro, what you smokin’?, he’ll probably be fined for smuggling the skull, but why do you even think they’d put him behind bars for this?
>If he had a pride shirt and fuck trump in his bio everyone would belive him and praise him
God I hate americans so much, always making everything about politics. Either way, pride flag or not, he’s absolutely not qualified to make any statements about the nature of the skull unless he happens to be a primate expert.
>Glowies are on damage control
I’ll be straight with you, the discovery of a great ape native to the americas would be the amazing, a boon upon primate and hominid research like few others that would lead to countless research programs, thousands of jobs created, tens of thosands of papers and invaluable insights into our own evolution. There’d be SO much to gain from a discovery like this that it doesn’t make ANY sense that the federal government would try to suppress it. Just give me one freaking reason why the government would have any reason to hide this.
> and it's funny how everyone on Twitter saying this is fake has a pride flag in there name. They're not even trying to hide it
What do the gays even have to do with this?, do you think the LGBTQ are all anti-bigfoot government operatives?, does any of that make any sense to you?, has your brain rotten inside your skull?
0 IQ detected
>give me one reason why the government would want to cover it up
grow an imagination. If Bigfoot is real maybe the government has been killing them off because there aren't many left anyway, to prevent environmentalists from saying we need more protected lands, and/or to hide the fact that they have been killing them for years, whether they agree with past extinction attempts or not. Or say Bigfoot is a genetic experiment by the government. Or say Bigfoot is an alien or related to some kind of aliens and they don't want us to know. Pick a card, any card
>inb4 those reasons aren't the ones I want
>what do the gays have to do with it
the guy you're responding to was indicating that everyone on Twitter is a "current thing" mindless follower who would never accept anything outside of common explanation because they have no imagination (like you) and cannot stray from popular narratives. He's saying that because coyote Peterson isn't an AIDS ridden rainbow wearing trans pride rainbow haired genderless freak, and "current thing" is to support those freaks in direct opposition to normal humans, they wouldn't buy anything coyote Peterson says or posts.
I don't think he has made any statements about the nature of the skull and has made no claim that he is qualified to do so
Gee, I’m glad to have no imagination whatsoever if the best reasoning you’ve got is that they were already exterminating them (for no particular reason) and shiiit, it’d be kinda awkward to stop now or that maybe he’s ayy lmao because ummmm I dunno.
You can shove your cards, the whole deck, up your ass for all I care. If you can’t substantiate your claims at all you should be quiet like the bitch you are and let the adults in the room do the talking.
> He's saying that because coyote Peterson isn't an AIDS ridden rainbow wearing trans pride rainbow haired genderless freak, and "current thing" is to support those freaks in direct opposition to normal humans, they wouldn't buy anything coyote Peterson says or posts.
Ah, so a terminal case of 4chan brainrot indeed. You can shove your kultur war nonsense into your spacious gay ass. The opinion of the gays didn’t even matter to begin with and pretending that someone with a trans / rainbow flag disagreeing with you is an organized effort by BIG GOVERNMENT to silence the truth only exposes you for the fraud, hack and absolute retard you are.
Try finishing highschool next time you wanna open your whore mouth. Either that, or go gargle some buckshot you worthless maggot.
Into the trash you go Wrong board
>says nothing loudly
>declares his retardation
>appeal to authority
>obviously completely bootyblasted and points obliterated, reduced to tears
An apt description of yourself, but why state the obvious?
>Reduced to pretending he won
lol indeed, XD if I say so myself!
He wins solely on the ground of not being an AIDS-dripping sodomite.
Isn't the big government though organizing demon chud reading hours in grade schools?
As a matter of fact that's actually not a demon chud, but a bigfoot in disguise, made to hide in plain sight by big government so that the sheeple don't wake up and the entire LGBTQ communiity is in on it (secret Mossad operatives, every single one of them) and the B in LGBTQ actually stands for Bigfoot and its all a big ploy like how the Illuminati put their sign on dollar bills!, It all makes sense if you've got fetal alcohol syndrome!
>I don't think he has made any statements about the nature of the skull and has made no claim that he is qualified to do so
he's absolutely is qualified
it's a cast of a gorilla skull from bone clones
he is qualified to talk about what it is and where he got it.
you have to go back
I stopped seeing reddit everywhere when I got off that site anon you should try it too
>bigfoot fags when it's a guy in a suit: we swear to fucking god it's a NEW HOMINID. Glowies are suppressing this!
>bigfoot fags when it's a gorilla skull: actually it might be a kind of gorilla. Glowies are suppressing this!
imagine trekking through bc to hunt an imported gorilla with some pals
>hurr it's a gorilla skull
Why wouldn't a Bigfoot skull look similar to a gorilla skull?
Every single "convincing" Bigfoot video has the thing having a head that looks an awful lot like a gorilla's head. Hell, think of the Patterson film. The thing in that video, doesn't its head look like a gorilla's head? So why wouldn't a Bigfoot's skull look like a gorilla's skull?
>Why wouldn't a Bigfoot skull look similar to a gorilla skull?
Bipedal hominids usually have a flatter face than quadrupedal ones
>Lookin for a mate of mine. Have you seen him actually? He's similar to me, he's got greenish fur, he's a bit chubby
A few questions need to be answered.
1) If this is a hoax, then why? He gets his 5 minutes of fame and then his career will be over and he will be a laughingstock
2) If this is real, how in the world did a gorilla end up in the pacific northwest and nobody know about it? They're a highly endangered and protected species. I'd imagine at least SOMEONE would have kept tabs on it
3) If this turns out to be a new, yet undiscovered species of north american great ape, how did it avoid detection until now?
>his career will be over and he will be a laughingstock
you should visit america sometime
>how in the world did a gorilla end up in the pacific northwest and nobody know about it?
bushmeat and some more of that smuggling he was bragging about
>If this turns out to be a new, yet undiscovered species of north american great ape
it's a gorilla
>He gets his 5 minutes of fame and then his career will be over and he will be a laughingstock
he got 20 million YT subs, of which most will never hear about this unless he makes a video about it. he basically already made it on the platform and just needs to churn out clickbait for easy money whenever he wants. he's got nothing to lose really
>he's got nothing to lose really
until the feds and the mounties go looking for that skull and where he actually got it from
>1) If this is a hoax, then why? He gets his 5 minutes of fame and then his career will be over and he will be a laughingstock
I don't think this is a hoax for publicity, he has show on Animal Planet, that's pretty big. I think he genuinely just stumbled upon some poached Gorilla.
>I think he genuinely just stumbled upon some poached Gorilla.
more likely a producer and some crew planted it for him to find.
and it may not be poached. for the right price you can probably find an antique gorilla skull in some dead hunter's collection. But him sneaking it over borders is a bit of a problem.
Why would he go through the effort to smuggle a Gorilla skull just to make a click bait Instagram post? They're a protected species, people can't just carry around Gorillala skulls, authorities would get involved. Seeing that the skull has a bullet hole in it, and since Poachers can sell bits of the animal for a price, maybe the person who bought decided to discard the skull because he could get in a fuck ton of trouble?
>Why would he go through the effort to smuggle a Gorilla skull just to make a click bait Instagram post?
I said his producer or crew did
>Why wouldn't a Bigfoot skull look similar to a gorilla skull?
bigfoot isn't real
People have done worse and more elaborate things for a tiny amount of social media fame.
If an ape doesn't want to be seen it won't be. Look up the Billy ape, They were only found after years of searching and when they initiated something. These creatures could also know to bury their remains to avoid detection because it would lead to more hunting from the native tribes from back when. Lemurs In Madagascar still make warning calls for a bird species that died out over 100 years ago.
Africans saw them and we only had trouble verifying it because we has 20 people looking in an area the size of the entire US.
You never answered and likely can’t.
So? People also saw a bipedal ape too? Just because people falsely claim to have seen something doesn't mean that the the thing doesn't exist. See the Patterson video. People have falsely claimed to know or even be the zodiac killer and no one doubts his existence. We can't even find people hiding right under our noses and you think that the fact that we can't find a monkey means it doesnt exist? Like I said we're still finding new species all the time here. It isn't unreasonable, though it is somewhat unlikely.
Less people searching over a greater area for less time found african apes, and bones from them, while in the history of european-settled-america there have been 0 dead bigfoot.
North America is actually larger than the jungles of Africa. Also it was around 200 years from rumors of their existence to actual proof of their existence being obtained. And comparing a gorilla to a potential Bigfoot in terms of intelligence and physical ability is not equivalent. And there have been plenty of dead Bigfoot, but the government would have a vested interest in not letting the body reach the light of day, else risk an insane amount of complications to the very way the entire country functions as well as a lot of questions they’d rather not answer.
>the government would have a vested interest in not letting the body reach the light of day, else risk an insane amount of complications to the very way the entire country functions
it's just an ape
Yes an ape that would cause all the forested land in North America to be protected lands which an endangered species inhabits if discovered. Not to mention the possible rights it might have if it is smarter than other non human primates.
>North America is actually larger than the jungles of Africa.
North america however is far less dense, far less difficult to explore than the insane jungles of the congo basin.
>And comparing a gorilla to a potential Bigfoot in terms of intelligence and physical ability is not equivalent
What makes you think that bigfoot would be any smarter than a gorilla or a chimpanzee?
>but the government would have a vested interest in not letting the body reach the light of day
No it wouldn't you schizo. If anything they have plenty of incentives to confirm bigfoot's existence. Imagine just the ammount of mad buxxx you could gain out of bigfoot related turism.
>an ape that would cause all the forested land in North America to be protected lands which an endangered species inhabits if discovered.
Do you really think there's a lack of endangered species already living in the forests of North America?, also if bigfoot was actually real how large do you think their distribution accross the continent would be?, I'm asking because it seems obvious to me that if it were real, it's almost completely extinct already and its range would be tiny, very select spots. Sure, they'd be protected as fuck (or so I hope but then again it's 'muricans who we are talking about here), but that would absolutely not mean suddenly every fucking acre of forest in the entire country would become a freaking bigfoot sanctuary. That's just your fucking fantasy you made up in your head to justify turning the gov into this bad evil shadow cabal that cannot let bigfoot's existence be know lest their dastardly designs crumble because everybody knows nobody cares as much about protecting the environment as goddamn 'muricans.
There’s a lot of hard to navigate terrain in North America.
The would have to be intelligent to avoid detection, and just judging from the size difference the brain case is bigger.
And the government in America is trying to prevent environmental protection so that falls in line with your characterization of America not caring about the environment. So I guess it would be international pressure to protect the intelligence ape living in America. Also the distribution seems pretty wide spread across North American and down into South America into those jungles.
>The would have to be intelligent to avoid detection, and just judging from the size difference the brain case is bigger.
Conjectures with no substantiation, and judging from the alledged skull, nah it's not.
>And the government in America is trying to prevent environmental protection so that falls in line with your characterization of America
Nah, I consider Americans to be callous and uncaring of environmental damage. But saying that they are targeting what would be one of the most important discoveries of the XXIst century just because when protecting it would be more economically advantageous than not doing so is a huge unwarranted leap in logic that makes no sense whatsoever. It could only come from someone that already distrust pretty much every institution, their head full to the brim of co-morbid conspiracies (what's your opinion about vax btw?), someone to whom reason and logic come second to emotional truths that warp the shape of the world into a parody of itself.
>Also the distribution seems pretty wide spread across North American and down into South America into those jungles.
Ah, so now it's all of America that's filled to the brim with hyperintelligent ninja apes and all the South American govenments are in on it too. Guess the native comunities of north and south americans were all in on it since the classical age, since they have no records of this prodigious beast.
Gotta say, I'm neither surprised nor impressed. The conspiracies of schizos always balloon more and more without any rhyme or reason as more and more actors and conspirators have to be crammed in to provide a semblance of support that explains away the glaring holes in every part of it, all of them worthless ad-hoc theories of which you can't prove any part of.
In fact, I'm part of the conspiracy too, I was a glowie all along!, I'm actually a bigfoot, hired by the CIA to ensure no one learns of my existence but don't tell or they'll deduct today's salary from my pay
>so now it's all of America that's filled to the brim with hyperintelligent ninja apes and all the South American govenments are in on it too.
Not that anon but it's much more likely for bigfoot to be real in the Amazon basin. Just look at the population density of countries like French Guiana, literally nobody lives outside of the coastline. We're talking about a jungle that will never be fully explored even in a thousand years, where you can find a new species every ten steps you take.
And there's plenty of stories or legends of apemen from the natives who live there (Mapinguari, didi, etc) along with more modern reports from explorers. Not saying bigfoot is real, but there's a pretty good possibility it could exist down in South America.
>Not that anon but it's much more likely for bigfoot to be real in the Amazon basin
I’ll give you that, it would make way more sense for it to be hiding in the amazon than in North America because at least the environment could potentially sustain it, but as far as I’m aware all south american apes are tailed monkeys, so bigfoot would make no ecological sense because it’d require a fully bipedal, tailless and large bodied ape to evolve from new world arboreal monkeys. Its either that, or you have to claim that it’s actually an hominid that got there crossing the bering strait, which again would mean that we should be able to find its remains along all of their migration route which there are none of.
Also this makes the whole “the government is trying to hide bigfoot’s existence” even more retarded because it wouldn’t even be any in North America so there’d be no reason for the gov to hide any bigfoot remains that were discovered.
So yeah, would it make more sense for bigfoot to live in small conclaves in the amazon?, sure. But is it actually there?, no fucking way. Regarding the natives stories I simply don’t have the time to address them.
>North america however is far less dense, far less difficult to explore than the insane jungles of the congo basin.
"Jungles" don't real, rainforest's underbrush is really thin. due to lack of light. What European explorers viewed as "jungle" and perpetuated as a hollywood meme of machete needing vegetation was what Europeans saw superficially by traversing equatorial areas via river where vegetation is the densest.
A simple wikipedia search could tell you that, retard.
could just be a mountain lion or something, but there are people who argue the photo discussed in this video is of a dead Bigfoot:
There were also a lot of reports of dead Bigfoot found after the 1980 Mt St Helens eruption. Not that you care, but maybe someone who's not getting paid to make the same arguments in every Bigfoot related thread will. Hell, I bet you do it for free. Lmao
You make the suit and tell me about "muh advancements"
>I can't do a backflip
>therefore no one can do backflips
The rational conclusion to your argument is that the suit was extra special and made better than anything.
At no point does your argument make the leap to
>and therefore bigfoot is real
There are way better suits from the time period
Post the monkey costume, Jerry!
>There are way better suits from the time period
1 - very subjective, which is why when someone makes a equitable or better suit, the bigfeeters will just say "nope, I don't think it's better"
2 - if you already think there are "better" suits, then the argument of "try to make your own suit that matches" is pointless.
I never said I can't be done, I'm saying the burden of proof is on you to show that it's a suit. You already said it wasn't anything special, it just took great care.
Wait a second, so Bigfoot is at the same time extremely stealthy evading every detection and burying it’s dead and throwing trees at people and whooping at night?
There's a hole right behind the left orbital. Bullet hole?
that would be consistent with the fracture to the left posterior zygomatic arch
probably cause of death.
poached gorilla looks very likely
Why dump a poached gorilla skull in the woods near Vancouver?
Wrong look at the micro fracturing at the point of impact and the striations within the wound. This hole was made from the inside out
>youtuber who lost relevance conveniently makes a supposed big discovery
uh huh sure, he was smart to target the most gullible retards for his publicity stunt though
yeah, even if he didn't plant it, you can bet one of his crew did. Someone might go to prison for this, but Alec Baldwin shrugs
There's a thread on x about this now. Likely an escaped zoo gorilla or pet gorilla. But still very interesting to find that nonetheless.
CoC broken, it's worthless now
next time you find a bigfoot skull, leave it where it is and let those scientists you don't trust verify it.
>ITS NOT IN THE NEWS BECAUSE UH, GOVERNMENT!
Let me guess no links or screenshots because uh, government?
No because it's a hoax
It's a replica gorilla skull.
Here's a link you needy gay
>It's a replica gorilla skull.
doesn't appear to be a replica
there seems to be fractures to the posterior zygomatic arch, infraorbital foramina present and patent, and nasal turbinates present.
whether it's a poached gorilla or not I couldn't say, but it looks like it.
also, Coyote Peterson about to get 'detained'
Might be an escaped gorilla that died in winter or something
From who's Facebook?
The guy who lets animals bite and sting him.
he also massively overreacts like a moron.