i named my dog bao bao after the racist things id yell at chinese people to get out of my way as i biked through chinatown. my wife tells people its after a panda but i know the truth
>Husky named Luna >Golden Retriever named Maggie >Beagle named Rusty >Yellow lab named after quarterback of local NFL team
Got dang who told you the name of all my dogs? Freakin deep state CIA Black folks i tell you what.
I've always thought it would be funny to give a dog a slightly formal, serious-sounding name, e.g. >Craig >Robert >Peter >Larry >Roger
The humourous effect would be far greater if the dog is quite small.
i was about to write a lengthy post about how MMO players love to care about their names, even though it sounds like generic minimalistic garbage. But then i realized those people are too dense to understand the point of referencing and naming. Which mind you, is still an open debate in philosophy.
Caring that much about pet names? now that's a whole new level of autism. No thanks.
Cat pseuds are obsessed with appearing deeper than they actually are. Just like cats who seem intelligent and broody but get mindbroken into primordial terror by a cucumber and get outsmarted by Rats
i named my dog bao bao after the racist things id yell at chinese people to get out of my way as i biked through chinatown. my wife tells people its after a panda but i know the truth
>not using Xenophon's suggestions from Cynegeticus
>not naming your dog Strongboy
>he doesn't have a dog named Dog, a cat named Cat and a horse named Horse
NGMI
appolo and Anubis and great runner ups
Name your b***h Aisha to get super funny reactions from muslims. Especially if you introduce yourself as mohammed
>Edgelord that name their dogs something like cum or Black person just to show how different they are
>Husky named Luna
>Golden Retriever named Maggie
>Beagle named Rusty
>Yellow lab named after quarterback of local NFL team
>Husky named Luna
>Golden Retriever named Maggie
>Beagle named Rusty
>Yellow lab named after quarterback of local NFL team
Got dang who told you the name of all my dogs? Freakin deep state CIA Black folks i tell you what.
Loki is the troony god who had his powers taken away for getting Balder killed through deception.
It couldn't be any more obvious unless he had a little hat and had intercourse with a wall.
And they name their dog after that because they are idiots or psychopaths.
Stentor
>Malinois owner
>calls it a "maligator"
>named it Sarg or Cooper
When I was 3, my parents let me name our dog. I eventually settled on Brick.
Other nominated names were shot down, eg table or chair.
Never heard a dog called brick before or since.
When I was six I found a kitten that I ended up naming 'baby kitty'. She made it to 17 years old
We're getting 2 shorthair terriers soon and need name ideas.
crump and snork
Gross names. Better ones please.
choose two names from this list
https://imgur.io/gallery/3JVAIHS
I don't think I will... But thanks
funny but we don't allow pop culture references (even if it's le sekrit klub)
Sneed and Chuck
Seed and Feed
Blitzer and Bob.
I can't believe nobody has suggested good names here. Worse still, the names we came up with are really bad too lmao
Sid and Stan
Izzy and Pal, for Israel and Palestine
Butt and munch.
Barky the Dog.
Some people I know got a puppy spaniel and were thinking of naming her something pretty like June. They ended up naming her Luna.
His name ?
Cat.
I've always thought it would be funny to give a dog a slightly formal, serious-sounding name, e.g.
>Craig
>Robert
>Peter
>Larry
>Roger
The humourous effect would be far greater if the dog is quite small.
I know a guy with a small dog named Winston and it is indeed humorous
One day I will get a cat and will name him/her sea lion
>hermit crab
>named Dmitri
>chihuahua named pepe
>champ
>get a little dog
>name it after dark souls boss
what the heck
based
Reminds me, in Christiania they call cops "sorte svin" which means black pig, so they just to also happen to name their black labs that.
>OP makes a pepe thread
Wow real original you fricking c**t
>naming your cat after a Disney princess
I like goofy names like "bean" or "slug".
I was gonna post that.
>AND troony!
Had a cat named Skadi once
My household had a cat named Loki and a fraternal sister named Isis when I was born
I miss Loki especially, he was a good boy
My giant schnauzer is named Ahtha. First H pronounced with a Spanish x. It's the way Atla - a female Giant in Norse mythology - is pronounced.
My buddy never had a childhood dog and got a mutt named Spot. He’s in his 30s.
It’s fine. Cerberus means “Spotted”
If I had a cat, I'd name it Tom. Cause I'm THAT unoriginal.
My next cat is gonna be names Killer or Diesel or some other stereotypical 'guard dog' name
I had a mouse named Jerry
I've never met a dog named Loki or Bandit
>we named her Mittens. heh pretty clever right?
>Names her cumsock
>name is just a foreign word for the animal
>my personality is my cat's wacky 7 word name
>Her name is Bubbles McGuffin Chief Chandler Bing the Eighth
i was about to write a lengthy post about how MMO players love to care about their names, even though it sounds like generic minimalistic garbage. But then i realized those people are too dense to understand the point of referencing and naming. Which mind you, is still an open debate in philosophy.
Caring that much about pet names? now that's a whole new level of autism. No thanks.
list fifteen (15) times of this happening
>Princess
>Cupcake
>luna
>Bella
>Nala
I named my dog bella because she was pretty 🙂
Look at that completely innocent face! My heart is melting <3 <3
Keyed for being a labchad but locked for posting picrel outside the sharty
>fat white trash boomers naming their pets after candy bars
>implying 3 musketeers isn't a great name
>it's a boy dog named Zeus
>it's a girl dog named Bella
>Southern man names his dog Cooper or Gunner
>rebel
>Oreo
>implying Nutter Butter isn't a more appropriate name
yjk
don't.
tell me.
how to play.
all of my pets' names eventually become Shithead or Worthless at some point
I will name my dog Cowboy.
Is it gay or is it okay?
Dogs are the epitome of NPC pets.
Let's call your mom to give you a much needed hug
>Expecting dogsimps to have original thoughts
Kek
Cat pseuds are obsessed with appearing deeper than they actually are. Just like cats who seem intelligent and broody but get mindbroken into primordial terror by a cucumber and get outsmarted by Rats
My 28 yo little brother wants to name a new puppy cookie. I told him it was generic trash. He is the epitome of normalgays
>not owning cats
>not naming them after microorganisms or shit like "Splooby"
>and this is my boy
>we named him Glambodeus Carbuncles
>must mostly just call him, "lil' shitbeast"
I do hate generic people.
But gays give their male dogs human names.
Which is worse.
Homos will have a pet named Derrick, Josh, Ryan, etc
My family had a Charles spaniel named Arnold after Arnold rimmer from red dwarf because he was both stuck up and a coward
>named Arnold after Arnold rimmer from red dwarf
Unbelievably based.
Homo
How did you know that at the time you were naming him?
i do this because it's hilarious and will get under the skin of normies with npc names
Name them spooky names or you get the dog named princess that eats children
Ooga booga is a weird dog name.
Name em Spot or Spike or Rover, nobody ever names dogs that
When I was a kid we had a dog named spot because he had a big orange spot on his side. We didn't deserve him.