>Owner names his dog Loki or Bandit

>Owner names his dog Loki or Bandit
Wow real original you fricking c**t

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i named my dog bao bao after the racist things id yell at chinese people to get out of my way as i biked through chinatown. my wife tells people its after a panda but i know the truth

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not using Xenophon's suggestions from Cynegeticus
    >not naming your dog Strongboy

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't have a dog named Dog, a cat named Cat and a horse named Horse
    NGMI

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    appolo and Anubis and great runner ups

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Name your b***h Aisha to get super funny reactions from muslims. Especially if you introduce yourself as mohammed

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Edgelord that name their dogs something like cum or Black person just to show how different they are

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Husky named Luna
    >Golden Retriever named Maggie
    >Beagle named Rusty
    >Yellow lab named after quarterback of local NFL team

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Husky named Luna
      >Golden Retriever named Maggie
      >Beagle named Rusty
      >Yellow lab named after quarterback of local NFL team
      Got dang who told you the name of all my dogs? Freakin deep state CIA Black folks i tell you what.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Loki is the troony god who had his powers taken away for getting Balder killed through deception.

    It couldn't be any more obvious unless he had a little hat and had intercourse with a wall.

    And they name their dog after that because they are idiots or psychopaths.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stentor

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Malinois owner
    >calls it a "maligator"
    >named it Sarg or Cooper

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was 3, my parents let me name our dog. I eventually settled on Brick.
    Other nominated names were shot down, eg table or chair.

    Never heard a dog called brick before or since.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I was six I found a kitten that I ended up naming 'baby kitty'. She made it to 17 years old

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're getting 2 shorthair terriers soon and need name ideas.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      crump and snork

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gross names. Better ones please.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          choose two names from this list
          https://imgur.io/gallery/3JVAIHS

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think I will... But thanks

            Sneed and Chuck

            funny but we don't allow pop culture references (even if it's le sekrit klub)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sneed and Chuck

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seed and Feed

    • 5 months ago
      Your Anal Nightmare

      Blitzer and Bob.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe nobody has suggested good names here. Worse still, the names we came up with are really bad too lmao

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sid and Stan

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Izzy and Pal, for Israel and Palestine

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Butt and munch.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barky the Dog.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some people I know got a puppy spaniel and were thinking of naming her something pretty like June. They ended up naming her Luna.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    His name ?
    Cat.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've always thought it would be funny to give a dog a slightly formal, serious-sounding name, e.g.
    >Craig
    >Robert
    >Peter
    >Larry
    >Roger
    The humourous effect would be far greater if the dog is quite small.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know a guy with a small dog named Winston and it is indeed humorous

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    One day I will get a cat and will name him/her sea lion

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hermit crab
    >named Dmitri

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >chihuahua named pepe

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >champ

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get a little dog
    >name it after dark souls boss
    what the heck

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      based

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminds me, in Christiania they call cops "sorte svin" which means black pig, so they just to also happen to name their black labs that.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OP makes a pepe thread
    Wow real original you fricking c**t

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >naming your cat after a Disney princess

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like goofy names like "bean" or "slug".

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was gonna post that.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >AND troony!

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Had a cat named Skadi once

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My household had a cat named Loki and a fraternal sister named Isis when I was born
    I miss Loki especially, he was a good boy

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My giant schnauzer is named Ahtha. First H pronounced with a Spanish x. It's the way Atla - a female Giant in Norse mythology - is pronounced.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My buddy never had a childhood dog and got a mutt named Spot. He’s in his 30s.

    It’s fine. Cerberus means “Spotted”

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I had a cat, I'd name it Tom. Cause I'm THAT unoriginal.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      My next cat is gonna be names Killer or Diesel or some other stereotypical 'guard dog' name

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had a mouse named Jerry

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never met a dog named Loki or Bandit

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we named her Mittens. heh pretty clever right?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Names her cumsock

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >name is just a foreign word for the animal

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my personality is my cat's wacky 7 word name

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Her name is Bubbles McGuffin Chief Chandler Bing the Eighth

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i was about to write a lengthy post about how MMO players love to care about their names, even though it sounds like generic minimalistic garbage. But then i realized those people are too dense to understand the point of referencing and naming. Which mind you, is still an open debate in philosophy.

      Caring that much about pet names? now that's a whole new level of autism. No thanks.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/eXe7gTP.jpg

      >we named her Mittens. heh pretty clever right?

      https://i.imgur.com/pomMbiU.jpg

      >hermit crab
      >named Dmitri

      Stentor

      list fifteen (15) times of this happening

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Princess
    >Cupcake

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >luna
      >Bella
      >Nala

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I named my dog bella because she was pretty 🙂

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look at that completely innocent face! My heart is melting <3 <3

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Keyed for being a labchad but locked for posting picrel outside the sharty

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fat white trash boomers naming their pets after candy bars

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying 3 musketeers isn't a great name

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a boy dog named Zeus
    >it's a girl dog named Bella

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Southern man names his dog Cooper or Gunner

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rebel

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oreo

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying Nutter Butter isn't a more appropriate name
      yjk

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't.
      tell me.
      how to play.

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    all of my pets' names eventually become Shithead or Worthless at some point

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will name my dog Cowboy.
    Is it gay or is it okay?

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dogs are the epitome of NPC pets.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let's call your mom to give you a much needed hug

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Expecting dogsimps to have original thoughts
    Kek

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dogs are the epitome of NPC pets.

      Cat pseuds are obsessed with appearing deeper than they actually are. Just like cats who seem intelligent and broody but get mindbroken into primordial terror by a cucumber and get outsmarted by Rats

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My 28 yo little brother wants to name a new puppy cookie. I told him it was generic trash. He is the epitome of normalgays

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not owning cats
    >not naming them after microorganisms or shit like "Splooby"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and this is my boy
      >we named him Glambodeus Carbuncles
      >must mostly just call him, "lil' shitbeast"

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do hate generic people.
    But gays give their male dogs human names.
    Which is worse.
    Homos will have a pet named Derrick, Josh, Ryan, etc

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      My family had a Charles spaniel named Arnold after Arnold rimmer from red dwarf because he was both stuck up and a coward

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >named Arnold after Arnold rimmer from red dwarf
        Unbelievably based.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Homo

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        How did you know that at the time you were naming him?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i do this because it's hilarious and will get under the skin of normies with npc names

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Name them spooky names or you get the dog named princess that eats children

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ooga booga is a weird dog name.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name em Spot or Spike or Rover, nobody ever names dogs that

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        When I was a kid we had a dog named spot because he had a big orange spot on his side. We didn't deserve him.

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

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