>one of the healthiest breeds. >small so less money spent on food

>one of the healthiest breeds
>small so less money spent on food
Explain to me why they get so much hate, Wauf

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They make it easy.
    I never much cared for them until my friend in highschool's mom got one and the little shit grew on me.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's simple. They were bred to fight off snakes, their DNA is closest to that of a wolf out of all the breeds. They're brave, spirited little dogs that need to be understood on that level; the problem is that they attract silly owners who see them as teddybears, and then surprise surprise they turn into little bastards.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love my chihuahua. Though it does suck knowing he'll probably die from a collapsing trachea given the shitty breeding. For now he's enjoying life.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it even worth getting a dog if you live in an apartment? It feels like it wouldn't be enough space and I'm not sure there are any tiny-sized dogs that seem nice to have.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are plenty of people with land who have the appropriate dogs and yet their dogs are neurotic messes desperate for attention and training.
      The amount of space doesn't really effect your quality of care.
      If you don't have a yard, you'll just have to take them out more often. If you don't have enough space, just take them out more often. Potty training will be a must since you can't simply throw the dog out into the yard when they need to piss.
      No mistake, it will be more difficult. You'll have to account for more restrictions than if you had a bigger space, with a yard. Less space means less restrictive space, you can't cut areas off for the dog (like the kitchen or your bedroom) so you'll have to work more on getting the dog to respect the space, especially if you're renting.
      But yes, it is possible and yes, if you're not a complete and utter chud, small dogs are great little companions.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    #1 breed owned by insufferable women

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >#1 breed owned by insufferable women
      That would be pibbles.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        actually, you're right i forgot about them. i'll bump chi down to #2

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    apple-headed vs deer-headed

    the apple head is the one everyone hates

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Big dogs protect small men.
    Big men protect small dogs.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most of them are more annoying than screaming women

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    People raise them wrong and treat them like toys or babies instead of like a dog so they end up insecure and emotionally unstable.
    Treat them like an actual dog and they end up fantastic.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a chihuahua for 13 years. They have a lot of personality in a small package. We crate-trained him, so all we had to say was "Go to your hole" (his little crate) and he's trot right in there. He squirreled away his "treasures" in there, like chew toys and bully sticks.

    No joke, he was mauled to death by a shitbull. Euthanize all shitbulls and their blackass owners.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    unironically one of my favorite breeds if they're socialized properly. very fun personality that unfortunately becomes insufferable when owned by the wrong people.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smaller dogs have been tested to have worse executive skills, confirming what everyone knew, meaning that even if they have a biddable temperament and will do, not just learn, tricks, and pay attention to you, they are less intelligent and require more care and effort to keep trained regarding basic life skills and self control while a smarter and more self aware large dog will be "self training" for a lot of basic shit.

    This is important if you are a NORMAL FRICKING PERSON who has and wants to keep a social life and their non-dog hobbies, not a "dog" "person" who measures their self worth by their animal taming skills.

    >Family gets golden retriever and husky pair and leaves them to me because i was a teenager then an had more free time
    >Potty train them, take them out to meet people
    >Instantly well behaved, dogs simply infer the correct behaviors from interactions with people
    >just say good boy or no, no treats needed
    >Dogs have incredible self control even though the husky is hyper as shit they get 90% of it out playing with the golden
    >they have puppies 3 times and my parents make bank, $50k went straight to my college fund and $24k paid off their debts
    >dogs eventually get old and die

    >later, before moving out, get a chihuahua
    >this dog does NOT simply figure shit out
    >at all
    >it is fricking moronic
    >but if you offer it food it will do exactly what you need it to
    >to get it to consistently act like a normal fricking animal you must take time out of every day to condition it
    >you must always have food with you to condition it
    >you can not leave the house with the dog unless you have treats
    >can not have a new person over to the house without the treat bag out to condition this unthinking meatsack
    >if you skip conditioning once or twice they begin reverting to being a slave to their neurotic instincts
    >because they. have. no. fricking. mind. none. nada.
    >give chihuahua to my sister and move out
    >1 year later
    >chihuahua is an uncontrollable demon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >husky
      >well behaved
      I believe you.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Smaller dogs have been tested to have worse executive skills
      Correlation doesn't equal causation. Working breeds are smarter and working breeds tend to be larger. There are plenty of moronic large dogs as well, many of which are considerably more moronic than chihuahuas.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wasting all that time to write a fake story about huskies being perfect family dogs
      You really want to see some children get mauled, don't you?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If size correlates directly to intelligence then why is the smartest dog breed, the border collie, a dog on the smaller end of medium.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The malinois is the smartest dog

        >wasting all that time to write a fake story about huskies being perfect family dogs
        You really want to see some children get mauled, don't you?

        >husky
        >well behaved
        I believe you.

        >hurr durr a husky stole my boyfriend i haet dem
        They are literally just snow labs with an akita/shiba personality.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I believe you 🙂

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Still, Malinois can be large but they are a medium sized breed that needs to have the size bred back into them.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Malinoises are also schizophrenic bite-factories. Only suitable for police or military work. Can't be around children.0gtrw

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The malinois is the smartest dog
          I grew up with a lot of dogs including a great dane and it was the most moronic dog I've ever seen.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That study was fricking moronic and youre fricking moronic for parroting it

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    two reasons:
    morons who get them treat them like babies, making them insufferable little shits rather than dogs. Since they're so small they don't actually do any damage, they're just annoying as frick
    And since they're small and cute, insecure men often call them rats and shit on them for no reason other than their appearance. These same men obviously dob't care about behaviour issues because they then get a malinois and do the exact same thing.

    The reality is it's a dog that was bred specifically to be a companion. And if they're treated well, socialised and trained properly they can be exactly that. Anyone who disagrees should probably take that wiener out of their mouths, then maybe they could get some oxygen to their brain.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weren’t they bred for food?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      small dogs the size of cats are for women and gays. if you have one and you're a man i do not respect you

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Normal people, don't do things just to gain the respect of random, fragile men. That's gay and pathetic.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >small dogs the size of cats are for women and gays. if you have one and you're a man i do not respect you

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Woah is that a motherfricking jojo reference?

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like a fricking rat
    Why would anyone ever consider buying one of these little shits

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It looks like a fricking rat
      But do they have flaws too?

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