Oh my God, It's fucking perfect. This is my new favorite fish.

Oh my God, It's fricking perfect. This is my new favorite fish. It's like God read my mind and then created a fish specifically for me.
I want one as a pet

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    b

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fishe

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love this lil thang it looks like itd start nuzzling you when you pet it. just a little boy 🙂

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >to depths of slightly more than 8,330 m
    This is a mind boggling distance. Think of the nearest town to you. This is probably twice the distance to it. And you would travel this vertically, through open water column, to get down to that deepest fish depth.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Non-American post.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats one of the worst references you could use
      It is almost the height of the everest but downwards

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know that the Thresher submarine wreck settled at around 8,330 FEET, so it's like if the Thresher got crumpled up 3 times as bad, at least.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >8,33m
      Black person, thats fricking less than 9m
      learn to fricking use a comma properly

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decimal_separator
        or just learn how to use context clues you autist

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          get a real language

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    frilled shark is still cooler

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frilled sharks are awesome

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        my fav are goblin sharks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grilled shark is better

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's how I feel about certain songs. Like demon slayer opening, and luluco ending.

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    are you able to replicate the extreme pressure and oppressive darkness it needs to live?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes I live in London

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Underappreciated post

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's kind of an old meme now with pepe edited in the pic

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    What even is this guy? He looks awesome.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Snailfish

      are you able to replicate the extreme pressure and oppressive darkness it needs to live?

      They're some that are supposed to be found in shallow water according to an article I read but I'm not sure if they look similar or not.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        :3

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe 0w0 instead?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Murderous

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do they eat down there?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snailfish#Diet

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >deepest fish in the ocean
        So, um. How many inches can she take?

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    pretty cool and all but if you try to have it as a pet it would end looking something like this.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      love those guys

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Magnificent fish
    I don't even want to know how much it would cost to create a tank that could keep him at an appropriate pressure

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a magnificent fish, OP. Glorious and noble.

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    its pretty cool
    whys it got python-style pit organs

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      For sensing its surroundings in a no-light area.

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