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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    dog cetacean is best

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's more likely because we know, for fact, that every animal with confirmed flippers has proportionally much longer finger bones than those in the OP.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And then I told Tiktaalik, well, what if I DID go back? You should have seen his face LMAO

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Evolutionist cope

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hey guys, everyone look at me! I'm so moronic! Please, oh please give me attention, for I will surely starve to death otherwise!
      (You)

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where'd the hind legs go?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're still there, just becoming vestigial

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >last version inexplicably has hind limbs that are 50% smaller than those in the fossil skeleton
    Que?

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    how scientists would think tigers looked

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Either the second or third one could easily be the more correct one

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the "real animal" just a cope by fatasses?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      All marine mammals have some substantial heft to them, anon.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What about otters?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're pretty sturdy for something the size of a large housecat.
          If you're in water you need a lot of subcutaneous fat for buoyancy and insulation.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      real animals have CURVES!

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >your terrestrial period has ended

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    To be fair, whilst I'm pretty sure the Meaty one might be a bit too bulky, John's one really just looks dessicated. There's a reason one doesn't shrinkwrap mammals.

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Conservative take is always more accurate

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It always fricking is. Remember that "radical" takes back in the day were shit like:
      >Stegosaurus could fly
      >Parasaurolophus could breathe fire
      >Tricerotops and Torosaurus are the same species
      >Tyrannosaurus was a scavenger because it had poor eyesight
      >Sauropods were aquatic
      And so on.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Tricerotops and Torosaurus are the same species
        >Tyrannosaurus was a scavenger because it had poor eyesight

        Jack Horner would like to know your address

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah? Well when he comes by, I can fricking explain to him have wolves have shit eyesight and are still active predators.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sauropods were aquatic
        how else could their body weight support them
        it's still true
        were you there? didn't think so

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          jeses christ you're moronic

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Muh square cube law
          Is not real. There is nothing a number cruncher can do to deny the existence of real animals

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        This.
        Can't wait for feathergays to weep bloody tears when their grandchildren force them concede that dinosaurs didn't have any feathers.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      Modern one has the legs too short for the skeleton

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Conservative take is always more accurate
      Counterpoint: Peawieners.

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    yaaay

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