Need help

I haven't seen my bearded dragon in two days now. I like to let him roam my apartment once a day but he was seen recently outside of my apartment by a neighbor. I live in Wyoming so I don't imagine I have a lot of time before he dies, with him being cold blooding and all. What can I do to find him?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is that ugly as frick inbred mutt goblin?
    Chris Chan 2.0?
    American Drachenlord?
    As an herp/bug person i say to hell with him. what an fricking butthole.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's closer to drachenlord but he's not really as aggressively obnoxious and is clearly mentally moronic and deformed. His main content is squalid everything and alcoholism, he used to do music but doesn't anymore. He's part of a holy trinity of deformed moronic freaks that zoomers seem to obsessively gangstalk like germans did to drachenlard alongside daniel larson and cyraxx.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn are bearded dragons that big?
    I always thought they were like frog sized

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    According to my expert sources, if I cannot find him in 11 days it is time to start panicking

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol
      What happened? Did he really jump off his shoulder and run off? Wouldn’t such a high fall kill him?

      Capcha: TMDWU

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cobra said he used to let Puff free roam around the house. Very regarded behaviour.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did he mean outdoors? In the winter time?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Allegedly he had him on his shoulder when he went out for a smoke. I feel like that's a lie and he killed him during a tard rage

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My BP got out once while feeding and I never saw it again. Probably just leave some food and familiar cage accessories outside in a trap. Check warm areas like appliances. Tell your other neighbors to keep an eye out if you can, or leave a flyer out somewhere. Check your local animal control website daily. It can probably survive indoors for some months at best, even without food.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >breaded dragon staff coming soon
    TMDWU

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lynchian

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is by far the most upset I have ever been about someone killing an insect.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mrs Green loved when I blew smoke in her face, dood. Her head would tilt back and her eyes would roll and I knew she was thinking "frick yeah"

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair mantids generally dont live more than a few months anyways, its probably the most suitable pet for someone like him because no matter how bad he does he's not taking more than a couple of months off of that lifespan.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the bones are magic, you better find him cobra

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Extra cheese, bacon, jalepinos garlic butter

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no typos
    0/10 bait

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That moron killed another innocent animal.
    I blame Clint.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      brain damage from when he used spray pain inside and ruined the whole apartment unit

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    if this isn’t a repost
    I’m not sure how to help other than suggesting asking someone who is great at animal tracking, hope you find him op

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