My shitbull is a good doggo

My shitbull is a good doggo

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the one (1) good pitbull, he only gets a pass because he seems very polite

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember, it's not pitbulls. It's their owners.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a pit/labrador mix as a kid. He was a huge pussy. I don't really miss him and I feel kinda bad about that

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're so ugly, I dont understand why people are so obsessed with them

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't thinnk they're ugly

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        post gf
        i question your taste in aesthetics

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok here u go

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cute as hell.
            Makes me want to go hug my buddy's 2 pits.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cute :3

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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    Naw, you'd just type angrily on your phone.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that too

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You mean it's dead?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope your shitbull gets bloat and dies
    Frick these violent monsters, they're bred only for killing

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only difference between a pitbull and an amstaff is the amstaff was bred as a companion and the pitbull was bred for dogfighting
    its stark in Australia which one is which because Black person imports are always vicious no matter what you do while staffys are just a bit rowdy, and sometimes territorial, no worse than an alsatian or rottweiler (ie. a breed that can still kill but only if it's a failure in nurture)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      every myth about "training them" or "guardian dogs" regarding the pitbull comes from applying legitimately to staffys
      there is no reforming a proper fighting dog pitty

      generally the trait that defines them is the eyes
      pittys have these cold beady little things that dont ever seem to focus

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry buddy, we're going to have to cull him

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post him eating a burger

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He will snap eventually. It's not his fault his brain was born defective, but that doesn't make him less dangerous. That's why we don't want to encourage them breeding further.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So why is is it "shitbull". Do you not understand how to twist and manipulate narratives?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's my way to recognize the narrative in an ironic way while not subscribing to it completely

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Very cute.

        An ironic genius.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a subtle anon, just for that I'll consider you good with your shitbull, give him a hello from me, that being said you should know not to give away these tricks too much though, stay stingy on these

        https://i.imgur.com/UmyPWT1.jpg

        My shitbull is a good doggo

        He do be cute when sleepy, say do they show affection in different manners compared to other dogs?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He do be cute when sleepy, say do they show affection in different manners compared to other dogs?
          I had a Cirneco-mutt, a Labrador and this dog on my life, what I can tell you compared to the other dogs I had is he's a lot more clingy and really hates to stay alone while the other two didn't mind it, the cirneco really didn't want to be disturbed and the Labrador would growl sometimes if just went and annoyed it while sleeping, the Pitbull never did this.
          The weirdest thing compared to the other two is they didn't like to stay in my arms if I had to displace them somewhere else against their will, the Pitbull not only doesn't mind and would stay completely still while licking me if I hold him, but sometimes he would stand on my legs on his feet while I sit on the couch hoping I would hold him.
          The worst thing is, since he is so clingy, he doesn't allow me to leave home and he's too strong for me to manage to go outside and close the door behind him, he would push me and go outside too, I have to have someone holding him for me to leave home, so I'm really fricked if I want to go outside and no one is home to hold him

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            my bullshit theory is shitbulls tend to be simpler and more prone to infantilization in being perma puppies, causing their immature dependant personalities that can snap more easily compared to more independent dogs.
            I haven't met a shitbull who was not overexcitable, anxious or dependent.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Pitbulls definitely have an inferiority to them. Every time I’m at the park, the other dogs bully them.

              They are the school shooters of canines.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >be me
                >take my female husky to the dog park
                >right out the gate she makes a beeline for this big male pitbull and starts vigorously humping him
                >he was just minding his own business not playing with any other dogs
                >he tries to get away and starts snarling and snapping
                >run over and try to pull her off
                >she immediately escapes and gets back on his ass
                >i had no idea she was so strong
                >she's thrusting hard enough to shove his body around now
                >he's snarling and looking murderous
                >pull her off
                >she wriggles free and goes straight for his ass, AGAIN
                >locked on like she's velcro now, this pitbull is no fatty, he's ripped, but she's pressing hard enough to squish into him
                >pitbull is thrashing and snarling
                >her thrusts are shaking both of them and moving the pair forward
                >his whole ass dick is out and flopping around
                >manage to rip her off with some difficulty and a risky shove to the pitbull, pick her up more securely this time and hold her tight
                >the pitbull sits down and starts licking his balls while at full mast
                >pitbulls owner comes over 5 minutes later and says if my dog "attacks his" again he'll shoot her
                >say "whatever" and leave the park
                he probably tried to kill a toddler the day after that tbh

                i mean the dog, not the owner

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Uh that's really interesting behavior, good to know you have someone backing you up to be able to leave home, that's careful of you, so a bit of an oddball but very much one that shows affection if not too much haha, I wish you good luck with your doggos, and that shitbull snap meme doesn't happen irl to you, you seem like a cool guy

            my bullshit theory is shitbulls tend to be simpler and more prone to infantilization in being perma puppies, causing their immature dependant personalities that can snap more easily compared to more independent dogs.
            I haven't met a shitbull who was not overexcitable, anxious or dependent.

            Maybe... I personally viewed It as a leftover from their old job as hunting dogs, particularly grappling mammals with their jaws and holding on long while being mostly inoffensive to adult owner humans seeing them as maybe part of the same group, but considering some breeders inbred them to hell and back who knows just what happens in the brains of these brawn dogs.

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