Look I mean there’s a small fence between our yards that he could jump over if he wanted.
His owner doesn’t even use a leash when he walks the dog. The dog has bitten and gone after multiple people on its walks. There are no laws where we live (kek)
Also my parents are friends with the guy so I can’t just shoot his dog. The dog barks like a psycho any time it hears me walk up the street and try to enter my house. It also barks at cars that’s drive by (it’s like a village road so cars are somewhat rare, unless like 1 of 3 neighbours is coming into or leaving their house by car, which is also rare, unless they’re leaving town to visit someone).
Anyways I’m afraid the basketcase dog will jump over the fence and maul me. Is there anything I can do about this?
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I think she just need her cookie frosted
It doesn't matter if your folks are friends, if it threatens your life shoot the fricker.
>dog
>threatening the life of a man
kek dogs are weak.
Poisoned sausage bro. But it somewhere in your garden.
1: Provoke dog into attacking you
2: Kill it (using a gun, knife or staff)
3: ???
4: PROFIT
>kill kill kill kill blood blood blood blood
>Why are dogs so violent? Unlike me.
OP is just getting yelled at by a german what's with the murder fantasies you incels
He's obviously brown or israeli and in such country and the dog is a german shepherd, of course it is biting people, it's in its DNA
Kill dogs. Behead dogs. Roundhouse kick a dog into the concrete. Slam dunk a dog baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy canines. Defecate in a dogs food. Launch dogs into the sun. Stir fry dogs in a wok. Toss dogs into active volcanoes. Urinate into a dogs gas tank. Judo throw dogs into a wood chipper. Twist dogs heads off. Report dogs to the IRS. Karate chop dogs in half. Curb stomp pregnant pittie dogs. Trap dogs in quicksand. Crush dogs in the trash compactor. Liquefy dogs in a vat of acid. Eat dogs. Dissect dogs. Exterminate dogs in the gas chamber. Stomp dog skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate dogs in the oven. Lobotomize dogs. Mandatory abortions for dogs. Grind dog fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown dogs in fried chicken grease. Vaporize dogs with a ray gun. Kick old dogs down the stairs. Feed dogs to alligators. Slice dogs with a katana.
gm sirs
It's easier to count how many of these haven't been done at some point.
Indeed china is vast, like infinite monkeys at typewriters.
sounds like a manlet problem
I had a few neighbours like these as a kid. I would pass them everyday on my way to middle, then highschool.
One German Shepherd and 2 pitbull-like dogs from another owner (also 2 Doberman pinscher a bit further, but they weren't psycho, just normal guard dogs belonging to a very rich guy with a big mansion).
They would bark like crazy, jump at passers-by as if they wanted to jump over the fence, show fangs, push their heads through small holes etc.
It turned out the German Shepherd was territorial and wouldn't do anything when the gates where open, or would stop at the open gate and sometimes growl if I got too close.
The pitbulls would tear holes in their fence and get out into the street. There they didn't look very aggressive, but whenever that happened I took a 20 minutes detour around the block, and sometimes go back home to warn my siblings if they were still home.
>There are no laws where we live
Then that makes everyone responsible for law and order. That means you.
>Also my parents are friends with the guy so I can’t just shoot his dog
Don't be a pussy, anon. You have every reason to do it, you're just coping. You will never live in peace until you end the mayhem. Frick your parents, frick that guy, and frick that dog.
your days are counted, buddy.. run when you still have time
>There are no laws where we live
>This is somehow the dog's fault
Just kys gaygit
How old are you? Just move out lmao
Nah I am going to be there for a long time and I’ll also inherit it
>moving out because of neighbours dog
Why does Wauf in particular get so many of these made up sounding "dog bad" stories
Anyways, give the dog treats until it likes you, if you are not larping, but I think you're that ESL that made 3 threads in a row last month and made the other 2 dog larp threads up
because we're in the dog bad phase of the Wauf troll cycle since the paleo conspiracy, religion, and bigfoot threads died
next on the list is "cats bad" threads that are actually about shitting on dogs with more made up shit before we rotate back into dinosaur conspiracy theories because some moron is salty about feathers being basal to archosaurs
So I’m supposed to walk over to the fence and give it treats? What if it just mauls me instead?
Also how will it know it’s me down the road? It can’t smell me from that far it just hears someone near it’s property
I don’t think dog bad, I just think this dog bad
By the way ive only been here for like a week and I’m not esl lol
>my parents are friends with the guy
Ask them to be introduced to the dog. Can say you’re afraid the dog hates you and that you don’t want to risk getting mauled every time you come home.
Throw them over the fence at the same time every day, they’ll have your smell on them and that’s a good enough place to start. Downside is that anyone who sees you will think you’re poisoning the dog and you’ll be the first person that gets blamed if anything ever happens to it.
Then he’ll hate me lol. I mean I met the dog through the fence once but like.. I don’t think that helped at all
And he said don’t touch him or he’ll bite you lmao
Ok but the thing is.. if the food smells like me won’t he think I’m food
Frankly, and I’m not LARPING
My first dog was a German Shepard. I was so young mom is surprised I have memories of when I got lost in the woods as a kid and my GSD curled around me and howled until my neighbors found me. I remember crawling through thorn bushes and crying until it found me. The moment it wrapped around me I stopped crying, I remember vividly it was my mail neighbor who found me.
It started hopping the fences and attempting to maul every dog in the neighborhood. Despite being an angel with humans my dad took it out back because it was so violent with dogs, I’m from Texas, you know how this story goes. He never allowed us to have another big dog. We had multiple bc my brother would bring home pits and stuff but my experience with my gsd always gave me a real bit of respect for what dogs can do if not socialized. I tell this to say how much I respect and love gsd. My (as an adult) neighbor had a gsd that always escaped. Animal shelter knew my name and would call me since I was the only one who could get to it, it once stayed three days at my house lol I have pics to prove somewhere. I befriended the dog but I’m very very experienced. I wouldn’t recommend it tbh. These things can really hurt somebody
Ok so what’s your suggestion for this dog
Just jump over the hedge and present yourself, and let this thread die as you become this made up dog's b***h.
German shepherds are fricked especially since people, especially in the former confederacy, think they need abused. Your best bet is to give them as much food as possible until one of the hicks gets himself bit and shoots it.
God i am so glad I live in the United States instead of the former confederacy or old mexico
Why do posters like this think all "dog bad" threads are larp but will actively participate in "cat bad" threads?
Do we really have "cat bad" threads though? The standard for "hating cats" on Wauf is just not worshiping them but we already know there's an ESL schizo that makes up stories specifically so he can samegay and encourage himself to poison dogs.
The "cat bad" schizo is currently confined to /LULZ/ along with the ihatedogs guy and snapshot.
>dog thread
>brings up cats out of nowhere
obsessed
>Anyways, give the dog treats until it likes you
Dog protection racket