My mom's dog keeps staring at me when i go and fetch my tendies or some unhealthy drink and he doesn't understand that's it's rude...

My mom's dog keeps staring at me when i go and fetch my tendies or some unhealthy drink and he doesn't understand that's it's rude and makes me uncomfortable how do i get him to stop please

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dogs like to know what their humans are up to. Also by making themselves known they increase they chances of being pet. If you are making food, doge probably is hoping some disasterous accident befalls you and you drop your tendies.
    Also, pet the dog.
    Its good for you. And doge.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    PET

    THE

    DOG

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/dF9OGOL.jpg

      Dogs like to know what their humans are up to. Also by making themselves known they increase they chances of being pet. If you are making food, doge probably is hoping some disasterous accident befalls you and you drop your tendies.
      Also, pet the dog.
      Its good for you. And doge.

      https://i.imgur.com/DKlrNjA.png

      I don’t understand why I should pet him I don’t really like him that much…

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't. Dogs are excellent judges of character and he doesn't like you. He's just keeping an eye out in case you decide to slaughter your family cause your mom forgot to buy more tendies or aked you to get a job.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >human goes to large food container
    >maybe human gib food
    That's it. That's what's going on in his head. Now go pet the fricking dog you autist.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do i get him to stop?
      i’ve never given him food so i don’t know why he’d be expecting it from me

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's judging your poor life choices you fat autistic homosexual.
        Go eat some vegetables and stop being a burden on your mother.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pet the dog you sperg

    On the chest, the chin, or the thighs. Pick a spot. Scratch.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      tfw you realize dog’s favorite petting spots line up with human erogenous zones. don’t forget behind the ears…

      also never pet a cat by the base of their tail. ever.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >human erogenous zones
        Ah yes, human erogenous zones such as
        >the shoulderblades
        >the belly
        >top of the head
        >under the chin

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the belly
          this is basically like petting them on the breasts and/or crotch

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      why would i do that that doesnt help with my problem and i dont like dogs they are dirty

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >being this much of an incel
        Pet the dog. Do it now.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          why?
          i don’t really like him so i don’t understand why i should pet him

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          you will never be a dog

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dogs are dirty
        Not if you bathe them regularly and wipe them down whenever they come inside.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          i dont do that its my mom’s and i don’t trust her to do it religiously
          and also even if he’s clean he’s gonna put his paws on me and try to lick me ewwwww

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's dog germs which don't really do anything to humans. While dogs are technically more dirty in their mouse, your safer with the average dog licking you then breathing the same air as another human.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell it to go away, push/lead it away. Stare in it's eyes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i cant push him away he’s staring at me from his dog bed
      will staring back at him enough time make him stop?
      what if i show my teeth with an angry face to him?

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