My girl just gave birth. What am I supposed to do now?

My girl just gave birth. What am I supposed to do now?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any Chinese restaurants near you?

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sell them of course

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How old are they anon?
    I've raised a few litters of puppies for work, so I know a thing or two. Not everything, but a lot. First clean up your place. You can buy or make a whelping pen, which is where your puppies and mom will sleep and be nursed. You should keep it bedded with blankets, make sure that your dog doesn't accidentally sit on a puppy, occasionally they will do that. Clean the bedding and pen as often as it gets soiled and as fast as possible, dogs do not like to sleep there they shit and piss. Clean everything with light chemicals like vinegar, baking soda, make sure your laundry detergent is not irritating. The mom will literally lick their bellies to stimulate them to shit and piss, its gross, but natural. Let her do it. And when she stops, clean the pen immediately, when ever you see something. When they are old enough to get outside you an place the pen close to the door, even with a door outside walling the pen. When they wake up bring them outside and they will relieve themselves outside. But you have to keep the pen as small as possible to more strongly associate the pen with a clean space to sleep and nothing more. In the night they will piss and shit, so make sure you have a space indoors for them to do that when you are asleep. Clean it in the morning after you take them outside.

    Go to the pet store and pick up some dog food for puppies, and ask around for best food for your situation. You could even get frozen food, which is ground up meat basically. Make sure your dog mom is well fed, and eats as much as she likes, because if you don't feed her enough, she will become very thin, and her hair will fall out etc. Make sure to mash up the dog food for the pups when they get old enough with a fork, and if dry food, hot water and wait for it to cool. Make sure they all eat. Make sure to massage your dogs teets if she gets mastitis, it sucks. Basically hot cloth and time. If you don't she could get sick.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make sure that in the area indoors and outdoors your puppies are in, that it is as safe as possible. Have a few play things like balls or sea saws and so on.

      Your dog will get real bored after many weeks of parenting. So make sure you spend time with her, walking or playing with her. She won't want to stay too far away from her pups, but she will go on short walks. Just depends on her instincts actually.

      She may vomit occasionally in the pen or wherever the pups are, this is to feed the pups. The pups will eat it as disgusting as that is. But it is natural. Just clean up whatever is left after they are done feeding.

      Also about the mom eating shit, when they learn how to go on their own, clean it up before the mom gets to it, because it is bad for her health.

      Try to get them adopted to nice people you can trust. Everyone hates animal abusers.

      You can teach them early on how to respond to a single order. When you want their attention just yell puppies over and over again. Do this when it is time to feed them. And try to feed them outside so they will then relieve themselves outside.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >subhuman makes a shitbull thread
    >devolves into commies seething about america
    Wauf - Animals & Nature

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clean your room, jesus. Those puppies need a clean space to live in, not surrounded by ash trays and garbage.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Schedule some at home Hibachi's catering

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    kek, this is the most white trash image I've seen in my entire life. If this is actually you OP, you're truly a specimen.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you sure they're yours?

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop smoking

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >reee i am racist i want to kill things i think highly of myse-*gets shot*
    It's not how you train a dog, but how it was born to be, anyways. Training just determines manners. A dog is born aggressive or not. You can train an aggressive dog, but it will still bite someone eventually.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Put your dog on a leash, Black person. You aren't too poor for a leash are you?

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you live like this
    jesus fricking christ you need to be sterilized immediately

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >didn't spay her
    >ghetto trash
    yep, it checks out

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m rich and my dog isn’t spayed either. Only idiots mutilate their dogs.

      More master race pups = less room for shitbulls

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        'I'm rich' insists the moron with a 400 credit score using harbor freight shit as furniture

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    op has this pumped and dumped this thread and were here stuck with his filthy dogs arguing amongst ourselves

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    wrap them in leather to make a meat target, then make a ballistics demonstration video

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take responsibility.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stir fry wok with lots of teriyaki and veggies

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quit smoking.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    stomp them to death

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a friend who backyard bred pits. He would beat the pups for sucking each other's wee wees thinking it was a milk nipple. He also beat the shit out of them for escaping form their tiny enclosure once they got too big.

    Gotta say I got a kick out of seeing him struggle to sell the little demons, some of them for sick and he killed the with a machete. Made me realize the people who own these moronic slaughter dogs are worse than the dog themselves.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >some of them for sick and he killed the with a machete.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably a Hispanic given the context of the post

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon if you actually have them puppies with you please get them to a cleaner and safer room.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn. And here I thought my life was grim. Even if this is bait, it's someone somewhere actual life. Egads

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gun
    >spoon and lighter
    >loose razor blade
    >booze
    >ashtrays
    >toilet paper
    >conveniently drug-sized zip top bags
    >actual trash on the floor
    >all of it somehow perfectly in frame and in focus
    0/8 b8 m8

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      His end table is a really legit harbor freight step stool though, I've got two of them myself. Also it might just be lighting plus poor resolution, but it wouldn't shock me if the gun is fake, it appears to me a metal frame browning pattern type, but there's no visible hammer that I can discern, and it doesn't look like any of the striker fired metal framed guns I know (which is a rare category). Maybe it's some kind of internal hammer .22 I'm unfamiliar with, but I suspect it's actually a cap gun.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >suspect it's actually a cap gun
        Yeah, that's my guess too. Cap or bb gun.
        >harbor freight
        Man, harbor freight shit has no right being as good as it actually is. I've had a $20 torque wrench from there for years that still works like new.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you missed the cotton swab missing an end sitting on the floor, for use in filtering the drug soup after you cook it.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice heroin den you disgusting cretin. you didn't fix your dog, you were irresponsible for the miracle of life, and now you've created suffering with no positive outcome.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've got someone you should meet.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Personally, I'd make me some fresh dead dog burgers

    I mean we do it with cows and chickens don't we? I see no difference

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Draw eyebrows on the white ones

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    13 beautiful pibbles ready to make huskycels seethe. you love to see it!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I see I'm not the only one who's come to the conclusion that the shitbull seething is mostly a smokescreen from husky yiffers deflecting from their extremely violent but much less common dog, to one that they don't find sexually appealing.

      Personally, I'd make me some fresh dead dog burgers

      I mean we do it with cows and chickens don't we? I see no difference

      As opposed to live dog burgers? Jesus Christ how Chinese.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer my dead animal meat to be dead

        Idk about eating it alive. I dont eat cows, chickens, or pigs alive, so I dont believe I'd try to eat dogs alive as a burger, but some people may be open to trying that if they dont mind hair and such

        Personally, I'd cook their already dead bodies then make burger patties out of them

        Nothing chinese about it. In America, we white folk and israelites and blacks and mestizoids and everyone actually engage in the slaughter industry and eat dead animals like chickens, pigs, cows.

        So it's actually a very American thing to eat murdered dead animals in the form of what we call 'meat'. I don't see how eating a dog all of the sudden is a chinese thing in your eyes lol. It's an American thing, and anywhere in the world meat is consumed, which is everywhere to my knowledge.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/aopNdSV.jpg

          Oh and frick jesus christ i rape him in his nazarene israelite ass
          bitchchrist has nothing to do with this convo, ya christ-tard

          >tumblr
          Yeah that's about what I'd expect of a schizoid rant like that lmao

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/aopNdSV.jpg

          Oh and frick jesus christ i rape him in his nazarene israelite ass
          bitchchrist has nothing to do with this convo, ya christ-tard

          You have to be 18 or older to post here kid.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh and frick jesus christ i rape him in his nazarene israelite ass
        bitchchrist has nothing to do with this convo, ya christ-tard

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I see I'm not the only one who's come to the conclusion that the shitbull seething is mostly a smokescreen from husky yiffers deflecting from their extremely violent but much less common dog, to one that they don't find sexually appealing.
        What kind of schizo bullshit is this? Labs, pitbulls, and huskies are the top 3 most common large dogs in the US and huskies are down there in fatalities with labs.

        Only a cat could have wrote this post, because the one thing huskies are known for... is eating every single cat they see.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't know about the pitbull fanboy dogfricker who is tsundere for huskies
          he can't enter a pitbull thread without bringing up 1: huskies and 2: fricking them, it's impossible. just typical Wauf shit, people who want to frick animals are also mentally ill about it, and everything. behold, one of his prior threads
          https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/4420517

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        massive cope

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Couldn't be a more stereotypical shitbull owner if you tried.

        I don't even own dogs bc I'm not some socially moronic homosexual who needs an animal to feel loved. I'm just sick of them getting loose and invading my property. I've shot 3 this year alone

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't even own dogs bc I'm not some socially moronic homosexual who needs an animal to feel loved.
          This speaks about your absolute human ineptitude. People don't have dogs because they need them to feel loved. They are the great excuse that fills in the absolute bottom rung of friendship. We have human friends, human family. The dog replaces YOU. The less-than-dirt meat bag homosexual, the last friend considered, the obligation, the least important one. Because the dog is an upgrade from your presence. "I have a dog, you can stay out of my life"
          >SO YOU NEED AN ANIMAL BECAUSE YOU'RE SOCIALLY moronic HUH
          No an animal is preferable to you because you're socially moronic
          >I'm just sick of them getting loose and invading my property. I've shot 3 this year alone
          Case in point, unreasonable bloodlust fantasies. This is why people (something you are not) prefer animals over you.

          Ironically your behavior is closer to a dogs than a dogs behavior is. Killing just for trespassing? That is NOT how PEOPLE behave. You are NOT A PERSON.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Killing just for trespassing? That is NOT how PEOPLE behave. You are NOT A PERSON.
            based and true
            im tired of pretending americans behave like human beings

            i can walk across south africa through villages and between huts and no one will shoot me and say "my fricking property rights commie homosexual"
            i can have my dog behind me off leash and no one will shoot them and say "follow the fricking leash law liberal wienersucker MAGA"
            can't do that in texas

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fun fact: All land in the UK is public domain and you can walk across all of it as long as you respect it instead of trashing it. You can take your dog on a walk across some fricks field and he can't do anything about it just because you're there. They are obligated to respect common sense (if you are not hurting or disrupting anything, there is no action to be taken) and attempt the least violent means of removal otherwise they are tried with assault or murder.

              Americans, however, believe that murdering you and your dog for that is morally justified if not their obligation otherwise they somehow don't have any rights at all. Their comprehension of affairs is sub-human and sub-animal. And therefore, americans do not have a right to life.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fun fact: All land in the UK is public domain and you can walk across all of it as long as you respect it instead of trashing it. You can take your dog on a walk across some fricks field and he can't do anything about it just because you're there. They are obligated to respect common sense (if you are not hurting or disrupting anything, there is no action to be taken) and attempt the least violent means of removal otherwise they are tried with assault or murder.

              Americans, however, believe that murdering you and your dog for that is morally justified if not their obligation otherwise they somehow don't have any rights at all. Their comprehension of affairs is sub-human and sub-animal. And therefore, americans do not have a right to life.

              >thirdie election tourists seething about their owners again
              Boy, if you had wanted to have your opinions on human rights considered you shouldn't have lost all those wars.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Lost all those wars
                Tell us more about korea, vietnam, and the middle east again

                You even had the UK's help and you still lost. Now you are a world leader in mass shootings and greenhouse gas emissions and are the source of most of the demand for destructive third world labor and energy use including that of china lol

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                don't forget the demographics

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >lost all those wars
                Remember when you only "won" your revolution because it was threatening britains relationship with france and then you got invaded and lost hard later lol

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >"follow the fricking leash law"

              Yeah, follow the fricking leash law. You ain't special, your dog ain't special, and your shitpit sure as hell ain't messing with my lab without getting shot. Go back to Africa and die on your way there.

              >t. Texan

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you broke a minor local ordinance
                >you have no right to live
                >i will murder you and shoot your dog for walking on the wrong side of an imaginary line
                americans, this is why you have so many mass shootings
                "i dont remember seeing that law in the bible so i can just make them up right? well none of you got me laid. the verdict is death"

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the spacing
                my sides, peak bait

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >i can walk across south africa through villages and between huts and no one will shoot me
              good one, anon

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Now try doing that in a civilized white or Asian country.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >can walk across any property in the UK
                >if its in asia or germany they just ask you to leave and mail you a fine 2 days later
                k

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only count 12

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    people like this are why you're advised to spay/neuter your pets

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      reminder that pitbulls are neutered/spayed at way, way lower levels than average

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a nasty room. And of course you had to breed toddler terminators.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peach flavored liquor? Are you black

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he has pibbles of course he is

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he has pibbles of course he is

      OBSESSED

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not OP but I'm white and drink & smoke a shitpot of grape flavored shit.
      I'm only judging him over here because it's Crown Royal.

      Also if the gun is real it looks like a wierd copy of a Colt 1903 or FN 1910. It's got some kinda grip safety and something tells me it's spanish. Maybe south american.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's got some kinda grip safety and something tells me it's spanish.
        That does not make any sense anon, specially considering that spain is in western europe and they have strict noguns policies.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clean your fricking room, jeez dude. Those pups don't deserve that shit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's really not that bad

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's really not that bad
        two full ashtrays, a quarter bottle of peach crown royal, a q-tip (perfect size to lodge in puppy throat) and is that a loose razor blade? dude, get your shit together

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, it really is. I can practically smell it through my screen. It's my childhood trauma from when my mother would bring me along on her home health aid job whenever my daycare lady was going on vacation, and I'd have to sit quiet in miserable filthy homes while she did things like clean bile drainage ducts for people who couldn't abandon the addictions that made them invalids on government assistance. It's like this house that had three children around my age who weren't allowed to play outside because "the pollen was gonna rile their asthma" so they stayed inside with their 400 lb cow of a mother and two indistinguishable aunties, all three of whom were suffering from kidney ailments brought on by their carton of cigs and multigallon sweet tea/soco per day habits.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not all trauma leaves scars.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        at least dont leave your razor blade and dope spoon sitting out bro

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peach flavored liquor? Are you black

      >it's really not that bad
      two full ashtrays, a quarter bottle of peach crown royal, a q-tip (perfect size to lodge in puppy throat) and is that a loose razor blade? dude, get your shit together

      No, it really is. I can practically smell it through my screen. It's my childhood trauma from when my mother would bring me along on her home health aid job whenever my daycare lady was going on vacation, and I'd have to sit quiet in miserable filthy homes while she did things like clean bile drainage ducts for people who couldn't abandon the addictions that made them invalids on government assistance. It's like this house that had three children around my age who weren't allowed to play outside because "the pollen was gonna rile their asthma" so they stayed inside with their 400 lb cow of a mother and two indistinguishable aunties, all three of whom were suffering from kidney ailments brought on by their carton of cigs and multigallon sweet tea/soco per day habits.

      just reverse image search reatrds
      OP once again shows that he is a stupid homosexual, and an attention seeking prostitute copying shit from reddit and other shit sites
      reminder to sage if you reply

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a good idea! Grind them up into fine shreds just like cow beef and make dog tacos with them yummy!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

      https://i.imgur.com/tAVUULq.jpg

      My girl just gave birth. What am I supposed to do now?

      Go to NA you degenerate f uck

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

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