me when taxonomy and evolution

me when taxonomy and evolution

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My biggest complaint is that the grizzly bear is called "bear bear horrible"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      bears are big scary dogs if you think about it. dogs and bears are both canids, plus if you see a bear’s head from the top then it looks as if it has a dog’s snout

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    my teacher was doing a review on the taxonomy unit the day before the test and I wasn't taking any notes at all and he called me out in front of everybody
    you're not taking notes
    yeah I know, I got it
    you got it?
    yeah
    so you're going to get 100 on the test tomorrow?
    yup
    ok lets make a bet, if you get 100 I'll buy munchkins for the class and if you don't get 100 you have to do it
    ok deal

    he lost the bet and never paid up

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and never paid up
      What a dumbass

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      fake story

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      And then everybody stood up and clapped, right?

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Anon who can't understand common gif gets mad on his own over silly post

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >OP is so autistic he freaks out when things aren't known and projects his own constant state of anger on others

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you get angry defending your opinions it's usually because you know they're wrong.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      no thats not why i have the gif, its cause taxonomy is fricking horrifying
      theres dozens if not thousands of fossil or extant species whom we dont even fricking know where to place on the tree of life
      tullimonstrum, tongue worms, xenocoelomorpha (sea churros) and many other honorable mentions are just a fraction of the seemingly endless mess of papers and pins on a bulletin board.
      Not to mention how animals even evolved for fricks sake. Or how most modern animals evolved. Theres still debates on shit like what Tullimonstrum even is or if Humans are echinoderms, or if comb jellies or sponges came first. A recent study said that comb jellies are the sister group to literally every other animal (including sponges).
      And also the fact that cnidaria and bilateria are closely related, and they share a common ancestor which is a small oval-shaped animal with a mouth shaped like a figure eight? It has a small tuft of cilia on the top and cilia around the mouth. Cnidaria diverged from the mouth developing into a circle, and Bilateria diverged from the cinched part of the mouth fusing together, creating two holes; mouth and anus. This created a through gut.
      God this is so fricking complicated and crazy.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        so you're pretending to be angry so you can show off your esoteric 'knowledge' which will be 100% obsolete in a decade and at least half obsolete in a couple years?

        makes sense.
        do you think anyone here is impressed with you? Do you need some praise? Good job paleoschizo, you memorized some useless shit that won't matter in a couple years and to most people doesn't matter now.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m learning it because it’s actually interesting. Unlike you I have an actual interest and I don’t fricking rant off about “paleoschizos” and whatever the frick else you’re talking about. Get a fricking life.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I’m learning it because it’s actually interesting
            you're learning the parts nobody knows?

            really useful for a scientist that already knows what's known, but completely useless for someone learning things.

            also I’m angry cause it’s all so fricking complicated and crazy to take in, but I’m still interested in it so go frick off

            >it’s all so fricking complicated and crazy to take in
            maybe try sticking to the stuff that's actually known to start with? Then you might understand why lots of things are unknown.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              yes i already know whats known
              i think the unknown stuff and the mysteries are extremely interesting

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >thanks for reading my blog

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          also I’m angry cause it’s all so fricking complicated and crazy to take in, but I’m still interested in it so go frick off

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        are viruses just deteriorated, specialised, parasitic bacteria?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          theoretically viruses are more like prions than bacteria. They're just a collection of proteins that copies itself, and because they copy themselves they spread, and everything else had to evolve to deal with them.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no thats not why i have the gif, its cause taxonomy is fricking horrifying
        >theres dozens if not thousands of fossil or extant species whom we dont even fricking know where to place on the tree of life
        >tullimonstrum, tongue worms, xenocoelomorpha (sea churros) and many other honorable mentions are just a fraction of the seemingly endless mess of papers and pins on a bulletin board.
        >Not to mention how animals even evolved for fricks sake. Or how most modern animals evolved. Theres still debates on shit like what Tullimonstrum even is or if Humans are echinoderms, or if comb jellies or sponges came first. A recent study said that comb jellies are the sister group to literally every other animal (including sponges).
        >And also the fact that cnidaria and bilateria are closely related, and they share a common ancestor which is a small oval-shaped animal with a mouth shaped like a figure eight? It has a small tuft of cilia on the top and cilia around the mouth. Cnidaria diverged from the mouth developing into a circle, and Bilateria diverged from the cinched part of the mouth fusing together, creating two holes; mouth and anus. This created a through gut.
        >God this is so fricking complicated and crazy.
        Not my problem

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    arbitrary but necessary

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what are those tailfeather things

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        chick magnets

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          bird rizz

          Unironically both correct answers, well done.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        bird rizz

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