bears are big scary dogs if you think about it. dogs and bears are both canids, plus if you see a bear’s head from the top then it looks as if it has a dog’s snout
my teacher was doing a review on the taxonomy unit the day before the test and I wasn't taking any notes at all and he called me out in front of everybody
you're not taking notes
yeah I know, I got it
you got it?
yeah
so you're going to get 100 on the test tomorrow?
yup
ok lets make a bet, if you get 100 I'll buy munchkins for the class and if you don't get 100 you have to do it
ok deal
no thats not why i have the gif, its cause taxonomy is fricking horrifying
theres dozens if not thousands of fossil or extant species whom we dont even fricking know where to place on the tree of life
tullimonstrum, tongue worms, xenocoelomorpha (sea churros) and many other honorable mentions are just a fraction of the seemingly endless mess of papers and pins on a bulletin board.
Not to mention how animals even evolved for fricks sake. Or how most modern animals evolved. Theres still debates on shit like what Tullimonstrum even is or if Humans are echinoderms, or if comb jellies or sponges came first. A recent study said that comb jellies are the sister group to literally every other animal (including sponges).
And also the fact that cnidaria and bilateria are closely related, and they share a common ancestor which is a small oval-shaped animal with a mouth shaped like a figure eight? It has a small tuft of cilia on the top and cilia around the mouth. Cnidaria diverged from the mouth developing into a circle, and Bilateria diverged from the cinched part of the mouth fusing together, creating two holes; mouth and anus. This created a through gut.
God this is so fricking complicated and crazy.
so you're pretending to be angry so you can show off your esoteric 'knowledge' which will be 100% obsolete in a decade and at least half obsolete in a couple years?
makes sense.
do you think anyone here is impressed with you? Do you need some praise? Good job paleoschizo, you memorized some useless shit that won't matter in a couple years and to most people doesn't matter now.
I’m learning it because it’s actually interesting. Unlike you I have an actual interest and I don’t fricking rant off about “paleoschizos” and whatever the frick else you’re talking about. Get a fricking life.
>I’m learning it because it’s actually interesting
you're learning the parts nobody knows?
really useful for a scientist that already knows what's known, but completely useless for someone learning things.
also I’m angry cause it’s all so fricking complicated and crazy to take in, but I’m still interested in it so go frick off
>it’s all so fricking complicated and crazy to take in
maybe try sticking to the stuff that's actually known to start with? Then you might understand why lots of things are unknown.
theoretically viruses are more like prions than bacteria. They're just a collection of proteins that copies itself, and because they copy themselves they spread, and everything else had to evolve to deal with them.
>no thats not why i have the gif, its cause taxonomy is fricking horrifying >theres dozens if not thousands of fossil or extant species whom we dont even fricking know where to place on the tree of life >tullimonstrum, tongue worms, xenocoelomorpha (sea churros) and many other honorable mentions are just a fraction of the seemingly endless mess of papers and pins on a bulletin board. >Not to mention how animals even evolved for fricks sake. Or how most modern animals evolved. Theres still debates on shit like what Tullimonstrum even is or if Humans are echinoderms, or if comb jellies or sponges came first. A recent study said that comb jellies are the sister group to literally every other animal (including sponges). >And also the fact that cnidaria and bilateria are closely related, and they share a common ancestor which is a small oval-shaped animal with a mouth shaped like a figure eight? It has a small tuft of cilia on the top and cilia around the mouth. Cnidaria diverged from the mouth developing into a circle, and Bilateria diverged from the cinched part of the mouth fusing together, creating two holes; mouth and anus. This created a through gut. >God this is so fricking complicated and crazy.
Not my problem
My biggest complaint is that the grizzly bear is called "bear bear horrible"
bears are big scary dogs if you think about it. dogs and bears are both canids, plus if you see a bear’s head from the top then it looks as if it has a dog’s snout
my teacher was doing a review on the taxonomy unit the day before the test and I wasn't taking any notes at all and he called me out in front of everybody
you're not taking notes
yeah I know, I got it
you got it?
yeah
so you're going to get 100 on the test tomorrow?
yup
ok lets make a bet, if you get 100 I'll buy munchkins for the class and if you don't get 100 you have to do it
ok deal
he lost the bet and never paid up
>and never paid up
What a dumbass
fake story
And then everybody stood up and clapped, right?
>Anon who can't understand common gif gets mad on his own over silly post
>OP is so autistic he freaks out when things aren't known and projects his own constant state of anger on others
if you get angry defending your opinions it's usually because you know they're wrong.
no thats not why i have the gif, its cause taxonomy is fricking horrifying
theres dozens if not thousands of fossil or extant species whom we dont even fricking know where to place on the tree of life
tullimonstrum, tongue worms, xenocoelomorpha (sea churros) and many other honorable mentions are just a fraction of the seemingly endless mess of papers and pins on a bulletin board.
Not to mention how animals even evolved for fricks sake. Or how most modern animals evolved. Theres still debates on shit like what Tullimonstrum even is or if Humans are echinoderms, or if comb jellies or sponges came first. A recent study said that comb jellies are the sister group to literally every other animal (including sponges).
And also the fact that cnidaria and bilateria are closely related, and they share a common ancestor which is a small oval-shaped animal with a mouth shaped like a figure eight? It has a small tuft of cilia on the top and cilia around the mouth. Cnidaria diverged from the mouth developing into a circle, and Bilateria diverged from the cinched part of the mouth fusing together, creating two holes; mouth and anus. This created a through gut.
God this is so fricking complicated and crazy.
so you're pretending to be angry so you can show off your esoteric 'knowledge' which will be 100% obsolete in a decade and at least half obsolete in a couple years?
makes sense.
do you think anyone here is impressed with you? Do you need some praise? Good job paleoschizo, you memorized some useless shit that won't matter in a couple years and to most people doesn't matter now.
I’m learning it because it’s actually interesting. Unlike you I have an actual interest and I don’t fricking rant off about “paleoschizos” and whatever the frick else you’re talking about. Get a fricking life.
>I’m learning it because it’s actually interesting
you're learning the parts nobody knows?
really useful for a scientist that already knows what's known, but completely useless for someone learning things.
>it’s all so fricking complicated and crazy to take in
maybe try sticking to the stuff that's actually known to start with? Then you might understand why lots of things are unknown.
yes i already know whats known
i think the unknown stuff and the mysteries are extremely interesting
>thanks for reading my blog
also I’m angry cause it’s all so fricking complicated and crazy to take in, but I’m still interested in it so go frick off
are viruses just deteriorated, specialised, parasitic bacteria?
theoretically viruses are more like prions than bacteria. They're just a collection of proteins that copies itself, and because they copy themselves they spread, and everything else had to evolve to deal with them.
>no thats not why i have the gif, its cause taxonomy is fricking horrifying
>theres dozens if not thousands of fossil or extant species whom we dont even fricking know where to place on the tree of life
>tullimonstrum, tongue worms, xenocoelomorpha (sea churros) and many other honorable mentions are just a fraction of the seemingly endless mess of papers and pins on a bulletin board.
>Not to mention how animals even evolved for fricks sake. Or how most modern animals evolved. Theres still debates on shit like what Tullimonstrum even is or if Humans are echinoderms, or if comb jellies or sponges came first. A recent study said that comb jellies are the sister group to literally every other animal (including sponges).
>And also the fact that cnidaria and bilateria are closely related, and they share a common ancestor which is a small oval-shaped animal with a mouth shaped like a figure eight? It has a small tuft of cilia on the top and cilia around the mouth. Cnidaria diverged from the mouth developing into a circle, and Bilateria diverged from the cinched part of the mouth fusing together, creating two holes; mouth and anus. This created a through gut.
>God this is so fricking complicated and crazy.
Not my problem
arbitrary but necessary
what are those tailfeather things
chick magnets
Unironically both correct answers, well done.
bird rizz