Markiplier gave birth finally! We got new babies on the Urban Rescue Branch!
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Markiplier gave birth finally! We got new babies on the Urban Rescue Branch!
Something about some meme spouting weirdo keeping a bunch of exotic animals in his barren backyard seems kind of improper. It's like he calls it a rehab center just to keep an ostrich as a pet.
It's not barren. He's having turf installed this week.
Why do Urban Rescue Branch threads attract so many clueless neanderthals? How do you morons even survive? You seem to lack even the most rudimentary knowledge about the world. Ostriches aren't exotic. They are farm animals like chicken or pigs. Questioning how a YouTuber makes money in current year should qualify you for instant disability aid.
you're the one fricking moronic, Youtube has been a shithole for creators since the adpocalpyse and the only thing Ben is doing apart from making videos to our knowledge is having a merch shop, these two things alone in the current age give you frick all, you're acting like he's a multi millionare, dumbfrick.
go be a failed artist somewhere else. Don't make us suffer your talentless presence
You're unemployed
no I am not :^)
It took me 15 seconds to google it, 30 seconds to look at the results, 2 minutes to skim trough the article and 3 minutes to watch the video. You are fking braindead and talking out of your ass. I look forward to seeing what kind of moronic cope answer you will come up with this time. Go ahead
https://influencermarketinghub.com/how-much-do-youtubers-make/
Shut the frick up moron, you posted nothing but mere guessing
Well I guess that I make 6000 gorillion $ a month therefore I am Jeff Bezos
Thou art as tyrannous, so as thou art, As those whose beauties proudly make them cruel; For well thou know'st to my dear doting heart Thou art the fairest and most precious israeliteel. Yet in good faith some say that thee behold, Thy face hath not the power to make love groan; To say they err, I dare not be so bold, Although I swear it to my self alone.
I do wonder where he gets his money from. Trust fund maybe?
>why is a zoomer doing zoomer memes in his video
Why the frick are we talking about some fox lady in an Uncle Ben thread
There are people shitting up every thread with unrelated nonsense. Nothing new there
You should see the state of Aquarium general right now
I can't wait for Patrick to be fully grown
He's growing little baby horns. He'll be a grown adult soon.
personally i like the baby goats
>Markiplier
I didn't know this guy. I'm not really interested in what he is doing but he has a deep soothing voice.
Garbanzo Beans is rapidly moving up urban rescue ranch power rankings list
How long until the closet skeletons come out of this ranch just like with the SaveAFox w*man?
The only thing anyone has on Ben is how he sometimes plays rough with Kevin and DaBaby.
But even that's obviously not hurting them and just showing enough roughness to let the animal know it can't just walk over him.
>the SaveAFox w*man
She fricked them didn't she?
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1-g_CHd4hp7iJmIwzH_TU3jXMnZfj-2QQ
much worse
Why not just be normal and post what you're talking about instead of linking some shit to download?
Not installing your aids, homosexuals.
it doesn't auto download anything you fricking troglodyte
and if you aren't a phone Black person, it shows the previews
Imagine the autism required to compile all this, when you could just be watching Uncle Ben instead.
>caring for animals and wanting to out morons who mistreat their animals for views and clicks makes you autistic
Then I guess I'm at every single point on the spectrum bucko cause I hate this c**t. Only marginally better than those livestock sanctuaries that put cows in prosthetics.
No one's gonna read all this just say what she did (beside post weird lewds)
massive improper care of her foxes and not giving a shit when bad things happen to them (incidents of cannibalism, foxes going missing, ending up dead)
using donation money meant to fund the rescue for her own personal shit like tattoos
admitting to stealing foxes, buying foxes
tried to forge government documents to keep an opossum
is partnering or tried to with someone who is a convicted child molester
employees had enough of it and want the IRS to step in
>tried to forge government documents to keep an opossum
This is a very funny sentence.
He has done nothing but care for the animals
in a urban dump next to a multi 4 lane state road, how does he afford everything? No donation campaign in the last 3 years? No collabs with other animal sanctuaries, not even those in Texas? How many people work there? Are they certified in handling animals, especially exotics?
Where is the money coming from? Maintaining an animal sanctuary is highly expensive, Alveus has less animals and used up 141k to fund the place in 2021 and an additional 297k for constructions of enclosures and infrastructure
>t.brokebitch
Thanks for your input, although i doubt your certification in handling black dicks makes you an expert on animal care
That's not an answer to what he asked you and he gave a good example of how expensive it is.
Learn to google.
https://socialblade.com/youtube/c/theurbanrescueranch
I wonder how a guy running a youtube channel with 2.8 mil subs and millions of monthly views affords shit, fricking mystery,
revenue through youtube alone has been dogshit for the past years lmao where the frick have you been, most people need sponsorships or ads, as far as I'm aware, Ben has never done any of those things.
and no don't think the merch shop is capable to singlehandedly fund 50%+ at MINIMUM
I think all that cum you sucked out of middle aged truckers has gone to your head and given you brain damage anon. Unless of course you run a youtube channel as a side hustle when you're not busy sucking dicks, in which case I yield to your expert opinion.
socialblade was never a good indicator of guessing someone's wealth, its all tied under their contracts just like Twitch.
>I think all that cum you sucked out of middle aged truckers has gone to your head and given you brain damage anon.
hot
bump
Cursed sentence
This channel is cringe and most of the animals would be more rescued if they went to an actual rescue instead of some morons backyard of rhea abuse. Kevin’s behavior is related to confinement and a generally improper environment.
It’s only a matter of time before this tards animals hurt/kill each other/him but he’s doing it for income so he doesn’t care
I liked it for some time but the zoomer 6-cuts-a-second leaves me more nervous than what I'd expect a channel about rescuing animals would. I much prefer the Caenhill Countryside Centre plus the "host" has an incredible accent
I hope it's not as bad as said though, poor animals.
I recommend Alveus Sanctuary. They have an actual sanctuary instead of a bunch of exotics in someone's backyard
I hope when his spirit rises from the grave and subhuman fricks like you are shipped out to the camps, before you are inevitably vivisected and cremated, with your body fat and corpse ash used to make soap, I hope you get worked to death on an animal farm, where you can actually spend some time with live animals. Please shut the fk up if you have 0 experience working with animals.
Imagine defending SaveAFox
Case and poit. I have no fking idea who this random e-celeb, that was moronicly injected into the conversation to attack uncle Ben, is. All the sperging we get on this board attacking Urban Rescue Branch is either 400 iq takes from couch experts who's only interaction with animals is taking dewormers to cure the parasites they got while getting assfricked by gay n «persons of high melanin content», or moronic unrelated shit like this save a fox woman: "well unrelated thing, ergo this bad too"
Uncle Ben has nothing to do with this SaveAFox woman.
Cute babies. I'm so glad I found this channel bros
What the FRICK is his problem?
His rage has been purified, he is at peace.
The muscle mommy cured him.
Give it to me straight, does Da Baby stand a chance against Jake Paul?
i think you're asking if Jake Paul stands a chance against dababy, and he doesn't. dababy is the strongest there is
Why the frick did you name it that
Goats are so fricking cute bros.
Why are they brown if she's black? who is the father?
It can happen. I had light brown and white spotted male goat + similar female goat breed, and her two kids were pure black with white socks.
Look like that female goat stared at BLACKED.COM
Me. I am.
The father was a big brown and white Beetal (Lahori) billy goat. While Pewdipie and Markiplier seem to be some sort of dwarf goats. It would be like for a match between German Shephard and a Beagle. Probably why the pregnancy was taking longer than usual and Markiplier got so bloated.
Ouch
that channel is fricking cringe
Why do you hate fun?
the zoomer nocap names and constant meme plugging ruin the fun though
T.zoomer
he obviously doesnt give a frick and is just entertaining twitchbabies to fuel his animal rescue
I've gone full circle and I enjoy the autistic zoomer memes now
t. Millennial
>t. Kevin
>Kevin's demon has been exorcised
The long dark is over. A new day can begin.
>Ben gets an ostrich willing to push his shit in
>immediately goes beta
Blessed be the kick chicken.
What a fricking b***h he is
>t. liberal
You're fricking cringe
So close! That is a goat
t.