Markiplier gave birth finally! We got new babies on the Urban Rescue Branch!

Markiplier gave birth finally! We got new babies on the Urban Rescue Branch!

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something about some meme spouting weirdo keeping a bunch of exotic animals in his barren backyard seems kind of improper. It's like he calls it a rehab center just to keep an ostrich as a pet.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not barren. He's having turf installed this week.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do wonder where he gets his money from. Trust fund maybe?

      Why do Urban Rescue Branch threads attract so many clueless neanderthals? How do you morons even survive? You seem to lack even the most rudimentary knowledge about the world. Ostriches aren't exotic. They are farm animals like chicken or pigs. Questioning how a YouTuber makes money in current year should qualify you for instant disability aid.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're the one fricking moronic, Youtube has been a shithole for creators since the adpocalpyse and the only thing Ben is doing apart from making videos to our knowledge is having a merch shop, these two things alone in the current age give you frick all, you're acting like he's a multi millionare, dumbfrick.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          go be a failed artist somewhere else. Don't make us suffer your talentless presence

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're unemployed

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              no I am not :^)

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It took me 15 seconds to google it, 30 seconds to look at the results, 2 minutes to skim trough the article and 3 minutes to watch the video. You are fking braindead and talking out of your ass. I look forward to seeing what kind of moronic cope answer you will come up with this time. Go ahead

          https://influencermarketinghub.com/how-much-do-youtubers-make/

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shut the frick up moron, you posted nothing but mere guessing

            Well I guess that I make 6000 gorillion $ a month therefore I am Jeff Bezos

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thou art as tyrannous, so as thou art, As those whose beauties proudly make them cruel; For well thou know'st to my dear doting heart Thou art the fairest and most precious israeliteel. Yet in good faith some say that thee behold, Thy face hath not the power to make love groan; To say they err, I dare not be so bold, Although I swear it to my self alone.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do wonder where he gets his money from. Trust fund maybe?

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why is a zoomer doing zoomer memes in his video

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick are we talking about some fox lady in an Uncle Ben thread

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are people shitting up every thread with unrelated nonsense. Nothing new there

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are people shitting up every thread with unrelated nonsense. Nothing new there

      You should see the state of Aquarium general right now

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for Patrick to be fully grown

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's growing little baby horns. He'll be a grown adult soon.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    personally i like the baby goats

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Markiplier
    I didn't know this guy. I'm not really interested in what he is doing but he has a deep soothing voice.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Garbanzo Beans is rapidly moving up urban rescue ranch power rankings list

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How long until the closet skeletons come out of this ranch just like with the SaveAFox w*man?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing anyone has on Ben is how he sometimes plays rough with Kevin and DaBaby.
      But even that's obviously not hurting them and just showing enough roughness to let the animal know it can't just walk over him.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the SaveAFox w*man
      She fricked them didn't she?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1-g_CHd4hp7iJmIwzH_TU3jXMnZfj-2QQ

        much worse

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why not just be normal and post what you're talking about instead of linking some shit to download?
          Not installing your aids, homosexuals.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            it doesn't auto download anything you fricking troglodyte

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              and if you aren't a phone Black person, it shows the previews

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine the autism required to compile all this, when you could just be watching Uncle Ben instead.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >caring for animals and wanting to out morons who mistreat their animals for views and clicks makes you autistic
            Then I guess I'm at every single point on the spectrum bucko cause I hate this c**t. Only marginally better than those livestock sanctuaries that put cows in prosthetics.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No one's gonna read all this just say what she did (beside post weird lewds)

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            massive improper care of her foxes and not giving a shit when bad things happen to them (incidents of cannibalism, foxes going missing, ending up dead)
            using donation money meant to fund the rescue for her own personal shit like tattoos
            admitting to stealing foxes, buying foxes
            tried to forge government documents to keep an opossum
            is partnering or tried to with someone who is a convicted child molester

            employees had enough of it and want the IRS to step in

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >tried to forge government documents to keep an opossum
              This is a very funny sentence.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has done nothing but care for the animals

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        in a urban dump next to a multi 4 lane state road, how does he afford everything? No donation campaign in the last 3 years? No collabs with other animal sanctuaries, not even those in Texas? How many people work there? Are they certified in handling animals, especially exotics?

        Where is the money coming from? Maintaining an animal sanctuary is highly expensive, Alveus has less animals and used up 141k to fund the place in 2021 and an additional 297k for constructions of enclosures and infrastructure

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t.brokebitch
          Thanks for your input, although i doubt your certification in handling black dicks makes you an expert on animal care

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's not an answer to what he asked you and he gave a good example of how expensive it is.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Learn to google.
              https://socialblade.com/youtube/c/theurbanrescueranch
              I wonder how a guy running a youtube channel with 2.8 mil subs and millions of monthly views affords shit, fricking mystery,

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                revenue through youtube alone has been dogshit for the past years lmao where the frick have you been, most people need sponsorships or ads, as far as I'm aware, Ben has never done any of those things.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                and no don't think the merch shop is capable to singlehandedly fund 50%+ at MINIMUM

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think all that cum you sucked out of middle aged truckers has gone to your head and given you brain damage anon. Unless of course you run a youtube channel as a side hustle when you're not busy sucking dicks, in which case I yield to your expert opinion.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                socialblade was never a good indicator of guessing someone's wealth, its all tied under their contracts just like Twitch.

              • 8 months ago
                future

                >I think all that cum you sucked out of middle aged truckers has gone to your head and given you brain damage anon.
                hot

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cursed sentence

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This channel is cringe and most of the animals would be more rescued if they went to an actual rescue instead of some morons backyard of rhea abuse. Kevin’s behavior is related to confinement and a generally improper environment.

    It’s only a matter of time before this tards animals hurt/kill each other/him but he’s doing it for income so he doesn’t care

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the zoomer nocap names and constant meme plugging ruin the fun though
      T.zoomer

      I liked it for some time but the zoomer 6-cuts-a-second leaves me more nervous than what I'd expect a channel about rescuing animals would. I much prefer the Caenhill Countryside Centre plus the "host" has an incredible accent
      I hope it's not as bad as said though, poor animals.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I recommend Alveus Sanctuary. They have an actual sanctuary instead of a bunch of exotics in someone's backyard

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How long until the closet skeletons come out of this ranch just like with the SaveAFox w*man?

      I hope when his spirit rises from the grave and subhuman fricks like you are shipped out to the camps, before you are inevitably vivisected and cremated, with your body fat and corpse ash used to make soap, I hope you get worked to death on an animal farm, where you can actually spend some time with live animals. Please shut the fk up if you have 0 experience working with animals.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine defending SaveAFox

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Case and poit. I have no fking idea who this random e-celeb, that was moronicly injected into the conversation to attack uncle Ben, is. All the sperging we get on this board attacking Urban Rescue Branch is either 400 iq takes from couch experts who's only interaction with animals is taking dewormers to cure the parasites they got while getting assfricked by gay n «persons of high melanin content», or moronic unrelated shit like this save a fox woman: "well unrelated thing, ergo this bad too"

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Uncle Ben has nothing to do with this SaveAFox woman.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cute babies. I'm so glad I found this channel bros

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the FRICK is his problem?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      His rage has been purified, he is at peace.
      The muscle mommy cured him.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give it to me straight, does Da Baby stand a chance against Jake Paul?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think you're asking if Jake Paul stands a chance against dababy, and he doesn't. dababy is the strongest there is

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick did you name it that

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goats are so fricking cute bros.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they brown if she's black? who is the father?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It can happen. I had light brown and white spotted male goat + similar female goat breed, and her two kids were pure black with white socks.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Look like that female goat stared at BLACKED.COM

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me. I am.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The father was a big brown and white Beetal (Lahori) billy goat. While Pewdipie and Markiplier seem to be some sort of dwarf goats. It would be like for a match between German Shephard and a Beagle. Probably why the pregnancy was taking longer than usual and Markiplier got so bloated.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ouch

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    that channel is fricking cringe

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you hate fun?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the zoomer nocap names and constant meme plugging ruin the fun though
        T.zoomer

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          he obviously doesnt give a frick and is just entertaining twitchbabies to fuel his animal rescue

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've gone full circle and I enjoy the autistic zoomer memes now
          t. Millennial

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Kevin

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Kevin's demon has been exorcised
        The long dark is over. A new day can begin.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/GXI6RlV.jpg

        What the FRICK is his problem?

        >Ben gets an ostrich willing to push his shit in
        >immediately goes beta

        Blessed be the kick chicken.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a fricking b***h he is

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. liberal

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're fricking cringe

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      So close! That is a goat

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      t.

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