>Mammal. >Egg-laying. >Duckbill. >Webbed feet. >Venomous spur. >Electroreception. >Semi-aquatic

>Mammal
>Egg-laying
>Duckbill
>Webbed feet
>Venomous spur
>Electroreception
>Semi-aquatic
>No stomach
>Monotreme

Absolute evolutionary clown fiesta.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no stomach
    that's incorrect obviously, they do have a vestigial stomach, but it lost almost all gastric functions (no pepsins, no acid-secreting glands, pH above 6 etc, small size etc)

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    evolution isn't real
    >y-yes it is
    prove it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very obviously it is, but for argument's sake duck dicks. So the line goes:
      >Ducks are raping violently like crazy
      >So crazy in fact that duck veganas started to become cornfield mazes
      >The duck dicks, not approving of these mazes ruining their very extremely violent rape, in turn evolved to become like skeleton keys but they're dicks instead, skeleton dicks
      Dare you to look pussy you won't.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't bother. He'll just say God did it on purpose.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Very obviously it is
        It's so obvious, that the only thing evolutiongays can ever say is "It's obvious! Shut up!" or start babbling some crap about animal wieners. Sorry, not convincing. Also I'm not a coomer so animal wieners aren't the primary way in which I understand the world

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The spur is so weird. It also hurts like hell

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the jab, or the venom?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The venom, although I imagine getting pricked isn’t a lot of fun either

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can you compare it to other venoms? Genuinely curious.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mammal
    >Egg-laying ancestors
    Semi-aquatic lifestyle resulting in webbed feet and electroreception
    The bill and the loss of the stomach are weird, but the rest checks out just fine.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Their bills feel weird. Like a very thick ear.
    I expected it to be duck like

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's because mammals only produce alpha keratin and don't produce beta keratin which is what gives reptiles like turtles and birds their hard keratinized beaks as opposed to the soft bills that monotremes have.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. While it's true that beta keratin is associated with harder structures like turtle shells and bird beaks, mammals, including monotremes like the platypus, can possess both alpha and beta keratin. The key is in the specific proteins and their arrangements within the bill. The platypus bill, though not rock-hard, has a unique blend of keratin subtypes and other components, including collagen and elastin, that contribute to its flexible yet sturdy nature. This allows for the intricate electroreception and sensitive touch needed for their specialized feeding. So, while the presence of beta keratin isn't exclusive to reptiles and birds, its specific composition and distribution in the platypus bill differentiate it from rigid beaks.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25496280/#:~:text=Background%3A%20Vertebrate%20skin%20appendages%20are,exclusively%20in%20reptiles%20and%20birds.

          shut it wannabe nerd

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Platypus if he hedgehog

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      do not google echidna penis

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny because Echidnas evolved from Platypus-like creatures

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      do not google echidna penis

      have we succeeded in their breeding programs yet?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    are platypi ducks that went a lil mammal or mammals that went a lil duck

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget they glow under UV light

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Egg-laying
    Therians are strange for not laying eggs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      there are insects and reptiles and even fish that give live birth

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