Majungasaurus... my beloved...

Majungasaurus... my beloved...

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like it when feathergays are more honest like this about their homosexuality and furhomosexualry.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    *MajungaTHOLUS! It was a pachycephalosaur.

    The so called "abelisaurs" are a chinktroon conspiracy. How comes most of "abelisaurid" taxa having been described over a the 20th century and it was only during thew late 2000's that their affinities to each other were recognized?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe the tiny arms were used when they were hatchlings?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He dips, rolls coal, and drinks Natty Ice just like me.
    He'd rather be cummin than strokin

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know who this homie is but he has a really pretty skull

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        apparently a "basal eutyrannosaurian," which makes a lot of sense. he does look vaguely tyrannosaurus-like

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Might be wrong (rarely am) but I think that's a more liberal reconstruction, it might had been more dolichocephalic than albertosaurines IRL.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Surely THIS Tyrannosaur had feathers!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair its barely a tyrannosaur like Alioramus and Yutyrannus

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not fair. It's Campanian and clearly a Tyrannosaurid. None of this family's ancestors had feathers.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Source?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fricking look at it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Blame it on a lack of art my friend. I had actually saved it for a sci-fi thing.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    the artist is brazilian, actually

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      doesn't brazil have a pretty notable israeli population though?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's Lebanese; the two groups hate each other

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is so stupid, it hurts the brain. The weight balance ratio on that is nuts. Think how uncomfortable it'd be for that thing to run after prey. Prey that swerves. This concept shows something that can fall over easily.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was an apex predator that survived all the way to the meteor so clearly it worked fine

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      *loses against a tiny dog*

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't have been as bad if they didin't mention that it was starving

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What does Prehistoric Planet have against abelisaurids?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They are percieved as "cool" and "badass" by the general public so we MUST subvert that

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know people usually take umbrage with Prehistoric Planet because of the liberties taken with its depiction of the animals and how it presents them as fact (replete with an authoritative-sounding Attenborough narration) - and while that's not wrong, it's honestly less of a turn-off for me than how the animals are animated.

          They brought on a bunch of Disney staff to handle the animation, and you can really tell in how the various animals emote. Like in this webm, where the spurned mate makes a recognizably humanesque sad face after being turned down. There was so much of that kind of cartoony anthropomorphization that it killed the nature doc vibe that it was going for.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It has literally no facial expressions, you're just autistic

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It has literally no facial expressions,
              >you're just autistic
              pot calling the kettle black. Actually, arguably the pot calling something that's white black. It clearly makes a subtle facial expression and that's a consistent complaint about the series.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >that's a consistent complaint about the series.

                Can you show examples that aren't in your head

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I know people usually take umbrage with Prehistoric Planet
            This board is literally the only place with a hatehoner against it while shilling literal slop like Life on our planet, the show was a smash hit literally everywhere on the globe no matter how hard you try to deny it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That scene with the dreadnoughtus was still cool though.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're supposed to seethe at it while screaming about israelites and trannies, stick to the script.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can I at least like the ones with the quetzalcoatlus and hatzegopteryx?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No that's uhhh.....troony demoralization campaign

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You homosexuals are so autistic, holy shit.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Don't autists have trouble understanding facial expressions? if anything this is some weird offshoot strain that makes people see expression where there is none

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I knew there was something too-canny about this

            especially :22-:27

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I knew there was something too-canny about this [...]
            especially :22-:27

            t. has never seen a living wild animal up close.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They are percieved as "cool" and "badass" by the general public so we MUST subvert that

          but that is cool

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wanted to give an explanation to those moronic arms

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          wtf

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They were pretty good in the show, the Rajasaurus were particularly well done

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Random bumfrick abelisaur no one has ever heard of gets the best representation with the best colour scheme in the show

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You see, Rajasaurus isn't popular, so there was nothing to hecking subvert

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          At first I thought this was moronic but then I realized how much I'm attracted to nipples

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You would scare just as easily if you were jumped by a somethingsuchus

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not if i'm over a ton and starving

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It being half blind probably contributed to the hesitation but the real answer is that they didin't want to bother animating realistic gore as the Majung tore it apart or found it too difficult, probably the reason why every case of predation in the show is either something extremely small being swallowed whole or covered by darkness

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Or that they didn't want to show "big predatory dinosaur eats small animal" for the 1000th time

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            imagine if you were starving in the forest or something, and a large rat saw you and started hissing and jumping at you. you wouldn't be a bit hesitant to grab it? What if it bit you and you got an infection, or rabies?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A tale as old as time

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I loved planet dinosaur back in the day but jesus the animation sucked so bad, also they gave it jointed limbs

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so this guy just walks?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      and bites

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He struts

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the skinks of the dinosaurs

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Between this, allosaurus and t-rex i'm pretty sure carnivorous theropods in general were all cannibals

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        most carnivores are period to be fair

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will always be Majungatholus to me.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oh sorry abelisaurid brah, I was just on my way to the dino gym.

    >it's actually arm day for me today, you feel like tagging along?

    >you're busy? saving the what race? haha right on, I'll catcha later man.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Everyday is arm day bro

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        THAT'S COOPER

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >filtered by Tyrannosaurus when the Titanosaurs moved back into Laramidia

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sosig

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Theropods used their front limbs to grab onto struggling prey
      >the limbs

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >limbgays ITT
        We jawmaxxing in this b***h, take your sensitive ass back to the Kem Kem beds

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A human would easily kill a theropod with its limbs and superior intellect.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no way this is real. They are likely missing some bones, yet to be discovered. Otherwise Palaeogays are a joke.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They consistently are found with tiny front limbs. No stranger than an emu.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Might as well put feathers on it, because that makes no sense for a reptile. It's no longer a reptile but a bird.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Look up the meaning of "vestigial"

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            dinosaurs are not reptile for any meaningful definition of the word

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m on mobile someone post the “I don’t know who is trolling who anymore” meme please.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can still search for images on mobile

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I assume anon's mobile service provider is blocked from posting images by Wauf.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            But I can’t upload an image because it considers me in incognito

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Then leave incognito.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate this guy, i really do
      Short legs, long body, pug face. That stupid little horn.
      Frick this guy, worst abelisaur.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You may not like it but this is, unironically, what peak performance looks like

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I reject it, give me carnotaurus

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Majungasaurus vs Carnotaurus

          literally STR vs DEX

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            elegant, interesting, eye catching, bizarre, intriguing, provocative

            https://i.imgur.com/cge7hpX.jpg

            You may not like it but this is, unironically, what peak performance looks like

            awkward, lumpy, dull, clumsy, boring, goofy

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              They're the same thing except one was more successful (the stubbier one)

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Look at how stupid giant galapagos tortoises are, though. animals can look dumb and still be successful.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Galapagos giant tortoises don't look stupid at all

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                zoom into that bozo's ugly ass neck. they look like what (i imagine) old man dick looks like

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, they are cute and cool, they even have an excuse for having a wrinkly neck since they can literally hide their heads inside of it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay well look at the aye-aye then. I'm just explaining that animals can be ugly and successful, baka

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                aye-ayes are not ugly

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're kidding, right?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's cute

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tortoises don't look stupid at all.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/aTMAXdJ.png

          Majungasaurus... my beloved...

          I like it, it's like a walking dick that bites

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pug face
        As far as abelisaurs go it's pretty long, carnotaurus' is way more smushed

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