Look at this Fucker, he killed my chicken.

Look at this Fucker, he killed my chicken.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what owl tastes like.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot, turn into chicken feed.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it a female? If so, you just got a new chicken.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Owl gotta eat too, obviously didn't protect your precious chickens enough from flying predators. Glad you did the right thing and released it, it's a beautiful creature.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A life for a life

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was released, psycho

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unless you have iron clad proof I doubt an owl killed your chicken. They tend to stick to voles and shit of a similar size.
    Keep your chickens in a coop at night.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he looks very sorry for what he's done though 🙁

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is your run or coop vulnerable from the air? Just fence it in. You can't really blame the owl for finding an easy meal when you don't have the proper security to deter predators.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pour boiling water on him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The bird has already been free'd, psycho

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        🙁

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >anon's bird gets upgraded to the next tier
        >for free
        >complains
        >gets rid of it
        Pathetic.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now imagine all the schizo response if it was a cat instead

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who else thought the thumbnail was a Salvador Dali painting

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saw a hawk-looking thing flying high above my chickens today. Thankfully they were laying down under a tree.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    let him go and get a better coop

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you should really be beaten for being such a disgusting fucking cretin. i genuinely wish i could put my hands on you.

    https://i.imgur.com/yNYNHz1.jpg

    Look at this Fucker, he killed my chicken.

    i don't think i could bring myself to kill it. but you're a dumb slave-minded gay for calling the pigs and letting them know you caught it.
    you could have killed it and not had to worry about it, but now one of those power-tripping gays will be sniffing around your area.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but now one of those power-tripping gays will be sniffing around your area
      People who don't illegally kill protected wildlife have nothing to worry about in that case. People who do deserve the punishment.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i got nothing to worry about, because i'm too much of a pussy to kill. only ever shot one dog, and that was it for me.
        but my animals are more important than a wild animal, and i would jump to their defense in the moment if i had to.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're not defending them by shooting a random owl, if there is one there will be more and they're all equally capable of getting your chicken.
          Protecting your animals means giving them an enclosure that can't be breached by wildlife. Adapt to your environment instead of obstinately trying to bend it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >if there is one there will be more
            this is extremely Reddit of you to say. farmers have been sending predators like the owl into local extinction for hundreds of years. there's really not many owls to kill to solve the problem.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I stopped seeing reddit everywhere when I got off that site anon you should try it too

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >farmers have been sending predators like the owl into local extinction for hundreds of years
              Yet they still exist in that area. They've been breeding there when liberally shooting birds was legal and they're still doing it today.
              Your poaching won't drive common owl species to local extinction, it will just (hopefully) get you fined.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >fined
                lol, animal killing is basically free in comparison to what gets done. we really don't give a fuck

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >406
                What the fuck does this moron have against eagles?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Have you ever fought an eagle, son? You know what it does to a man?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I assumed it was a farmer and I looked it up and I was
                farmers are oftentimes autistic and uneducated, a very dangerous combo that leads them to poison the fuck out of animals that they perceive to be harmful for years

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that's actually true, farmers are retards and take pride in killing the most random shit for absolutely no reason

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Most intelligent people do. You just gotta make sure you kick some sand and say "gee sorry about the new mass murder technology, we should all just get along!" and you'll get a Nobel peace prize and a completary phial of nitroglycerin in his honor.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like you're talking about one or two examples and mistaking them for "most intelligent people".

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go back to bunkerchan

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL KILLLLLL HIMMMMM FOR WHAT HE HAS DONE

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tell your caretaker he forgot to give you your meds anon

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That's pretty sick. What gives you these thought?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Keep fucking that chicken.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make it lay eggs for you.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if own farms are a thing.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're not

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kill it quickly, then feed its corpse to the chickens

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why? Did he eat it? What are you gonna do with it?

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    free him
    he's learned his lesson

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The wild life department said I had too, so I did 🙁

      Why? Did he eat it? What are you gonna do with it?

      I'm assuming he ate my chicken at night

      kill it quickly, then feed its corpse to the chickens

      This is illegal in my country >:(

      Make it lay eggs for you.

      I could go for some owl eggs...

      [...]

      Go buy a farm roster for cheap or free and do your own cloaca photoshoot.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        should has pissed on it first to assert dominance.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >This is illegal in my country >:(
        The part where you kill it or the part where you feed its corpse to your roosters?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The wild life department said I had too, so I did 🙁
        why did you call the wildlife department?
        how will you avenge your fallen chicken now?

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he don't give a hoot

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