lioness

if you keep bringing them food will they start thinking of you as the alpha of the pack and as their patriarch?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no lioness gf

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    There have been examples of a pride of lionesses killing their male after he failed to do his job properly.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Come home to this everytime you get off work

    Imagine haha

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    uhmm... can we go back to discussing how to naturally arouse lioness?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a thick dark mane

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have long dark hair, does it work too?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >The females serve the males, in exchange the males protect the pride.
    'Serve' is probably the wrong word. 'Feed and let frick' is more accurate. The male is acutely aware that if he fails in his job the females will kick him out or kill him.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The lead male has a monopoly on the females and also has gay sex with his brother on the side. Lions are degenerate.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    When and why did people start using moronic terms like polygamous to refer to animal behaviours? Polygamy exclusively refers to the marriage of more than two parties. The relationships between animals are not the same. Everyone used to simply say that the pair would mate for life or that the leader of a pack would mate with the females of the pack until ousted in competition by another male. Why do people insist on using terms like that when they bear no actual relation to the animals? It's not as if we'd just use polygamy to describe a human society where you have to fight a man to the death to frick all the women he used to frick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because that enables gays to justify themselves by pointing at nature

      Obviously thats the only real point

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know that in all honesty, anon. The point of my post was more so homosexuals would come and defend their degenerate perversions of language and I could out them as freaks. I'm just sick of that shit and slippery slope doesn't begin to describe how low they're willing to stoop.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Much like the “animals are homos too!” argument. Maybe we should also start being cannibals and rapists…

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The japanese are homos too and achieved everything white nationalists dreamed of so

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think people get it confused with polygyny, something very common in mammals

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no because they are the ones who go out to find the food while the patriarch sits in the tall grass and licks his balls all day

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The males have to conserve their energy for fighting off other competitors so it makes sense

      >Come home to this everytime you get off work

      Imagine haha

      Dude could have broken something. Very scary.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    seek jesus

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    seek therapy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Smash

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