Let's say you were Jon Snow, or a really skilled swordsman with armor and whatever you want IRL.

Let's say you were Jon Snow, or a really skilled swordsman with armor and whatever you want IRL.
What is the biggest animal you could kill in single combat?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >be Jon Snow
    >skilled sowrdsman
    >armor
    >and an array of ICBMs
    I could take down any animal you can think of.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty confident I could kill a black bear if I was in full plate and had a big ol' frickin sword.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Probably a mountain lion or a leopard. Bigger felines would frick anyone up unless he had a spear

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I could agree on the mountain lion but not the leopard.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Put a Miyamoto Musashi in a bear suit and he could kill anything short of an elephant (assuming you don't have to survive the encounter yourself), the elephant could also be killed if you count shit like befriending and betraying the elephant.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's what I was asking. Give Miyamoto Musashi a katana and he would turn animalia into mincemeat?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt he'd survive the impact of a charging hippo but he could definitely send a sword though the animal's eye or throat on his way out like a lion charging into the spines of a hedgehog.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          How quickly can hippos pivot, could the dude just sidestep that fat frick and slice its guts open?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >How quickly can hippos pivot
            Not very, rhinos on the other hand can do a 360 spin on the spot from running speed

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              So it sounds like Miyamoto defeats the hippo but rhino is still up in the air.
              Is it possible?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Rino have a big blindspot in front of their face, he just needs to slice it in half as its about to hit him

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of armour? Do I get my choice of weapon(s)?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A sword and whatever kind of Game of Thrones tier armor you want.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    With my own skills right now I could kill any animal. I couldn’t kill every animal consistently but I do have a chance of killing it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >t. chudjak

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    With a halberd you could kill pretty much anything land based except maybe elephants, rhinos and hippos. An those you could probably kill with a few javelins.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Brown recluse

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >whatever you want IRL
    Polar bear.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure someone in the Coliseum killed an actual lion but John Snow is a manlet so mountain lion

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Let me revise the question: "If you were as skilled as Jon Snow with a sword, what is the biggest animal you could kill (that could fight back, not a fricking beached whale)?"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Whale shark then.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm over 6' so lion/regular tiger

        Siberian tigers too big and even if not, too noble, beautiful, endangered

        Brown bears too big

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What's the turning speed of an elephant when you're running around it up close? Because I have a strat.
        Is it just a regular sword or a gunsword? Is the gunsword loaded?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Mofo thinks real life is like dark souls

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Mofo thinks real life is like dark souls

          but really, why wouldn't this work? just rotate around it while making sure to stand in a position where it cant kick or knock you over, then just poke and slash it until it dies. What could an elephant realistically do?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure I could stab an elephant to death if combat was in a swimming pool and it was drowning

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A sperm whale, provided the battle is not in the water.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >not a blue whale
      cuck

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Whale explodes and kills the guy
      That's a win for the whale if we use Pokemon battle rules.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If you use a suicide move in Pokemon (real Pokemon, Idk about nuPokemon for the switch) you lose even if your attack also KO'd the other guy.

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