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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm split between the crocs, wolves or the hunter, I hope the guy has other shelling options because that's gonna be a bit light for some animals and we may benefit from us both shooting

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    a thousand rats is a lot of fricking rats. a thousand isn't enough to kill all the challengers but it's enough for any of them, except for the falcon.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are the conditions?
    Do they all come after me at once, or one after another, do the one I choose get thier numbers back after each engagement or battle royale mode?

    If its a areana and each one is behind a door rats may be best option due to sheer numbers, but bullets are faster unless there is cover to at least give time for rats to swarm the hunter.

    Also worst choice is alligator,.slow as shit on land only able to do small sprints at most if I was in water however I'm screwed but then so is everything else

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Silverbacks, ofcourse. With a little prep time and some weaponry I can make formidable bodyguards.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thousand rats every time.
    They're fast, smart, can get anywhere, and shooting them won't do shit.
    Also, since there's so many of them, you can have half of them active at night fricking up with everybody else while they sleep.
    Yeah, they're not chewing through bear skin or a crocodile's hide fast enough to actually harm them, but as long as they can get to their eyes it's enough.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grizzly

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The two gorillas are the worst choice you can make here, they have next to no offensive capabilities and low numbers, the thousand rats have no offensive capabilities and not enough numbers to overwhelm enemies, especially not after you account for the casualties they will sustain, the human wielding a double barreled shotgun is a deceptively poor choice because his weapon is only especially effective against the falcons, and even then he can only shoot one at a time, and with the average hunter carrying 20 shotgun shells for a hunt, and accounting for the shots he will miss, and how he has no advantage in close quarters, you can see how his usefulness wears off very quickly.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rats. Not for any strategic reason, I just like 'em. Simple as.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mice.

    I can kill all the rest. Hard to kill 1000 mice with even the best shotgun or full auto bb gun.

    The rest can be dealt with, yes even the 50 eagles and man with a shotgun. At least they can be killed.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Posts a worse version of this image
    Imagine

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember there was a version that had 4 gorillas , replaced a cow with an elephant, hawks with 4 tigers, and also had a human in caveman gear with only a spear. Unfortunately I can't find it anywhere right now.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3 grizzly bears
    >2 gorillas
    This seems unbalanced.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one
    No matter what you choose you lose, if EVERY animal is coming in a horde there's no way even the hunter will ever be able to shoot all of them in time

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bears for protection
    Wolves for yiff

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    1000 rats. Use 100 to protect me from the bullets and the other 900 to bite the other animals.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    50 falcons, easily. I'd surround myself with a swarm of meat-eating birds. Nobody could stop me.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    2000 rats

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How well can I command the animals? If I have total control over their actions the rats and the bulls are kinda interesting choices, otherwise I'll go for the hunter. Although I don't see how the rats could possibly kill the crocodiles (or the birds lol).

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1000 rats
    >bear rolls over

    >50 falcons
    >bear smashes them

    >15 wolves
    get smashed

    >1 hunter
    >cant reload fast enough to kill the other bears

    >7 oxen
    >throats slit fast

    >3 lions
    >same as wolves

    >9 crocs
    >just skin, not armor

    >2 gorrillas
    >they actually think thiyre stronger than bears so they give you less

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >9 crocs
      >just skin, not armor
      this guy doesn't know shit about crocodiles

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this guy doesn't know shit about crocodiles
        against a bears claw youve got no idea

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          If it can handle a bite from another croc a bear’s claws aren’t doing much

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          a bear's claws are not carving through bone

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bears

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    choose 2 because that's how this works and OP image is wrong.
    What do you guys think about a swarm build? Falcons + rats would probably frick up most of everything else. It would be about 30 rats per individual of the other species, plus the falcons. Might be a loss but you wouldn't have to worry about getting zerg rushed by something you simply don't have the numbers to counter, and the human wouldn't stand a chance.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This too.that would very my choice if I could choose 2

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >choose an animal
    >get sniped by a rifle

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll pick the rats because I don't want to be chewed up by rats.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am a human with a gun, but my gun is much better than some boring grandpa rifle. And I have multiple guns. So i'll go with the wolves, kill everything, and share the food with my wolf bros.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't get any stuff here, you're dropped in the middle of a forest with whoever you choose.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll choose the human with the shotgun. We can build a stone structure together after he blasts off a few rounds.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rats got nerfed
    >Only one choice
    Gross

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, it's only one in the image? Yeah that's gay, you should choose two.

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