Leopard seals.

Imagine being attacked by one of these things.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could they evolve into some plesiosaur-like mammal? They have a slightly long neck

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do they play with their food

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're trying to impress the swimming monkeys by bringing them food (penguins)

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        that is courtship ritual, related to pic posted before

        that big silk torpedo bring tons of dead, and then even living penguin to that diver trying to please him.. or at least teach him how to hunt pengus to not starve in cold waters

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, that's kinda sweet then. Just trying to make a friend.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            NUMBAS

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      YA -YA YAMERO

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are leopard seals friendly towards humans ? If so, why ?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. They have actually killed some divers in the past. They might not always attack, but should be considered aggressive towards humans nonetheless.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick, would be cool to have leopard seals frens, it feels like encounters are Russian roulette, could get something like OP's post or have one grab your leg and drown you deep in the ocean

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    hmm

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no seal mommy constantly trying to feed me penguins because i'm not fat enough to withstand the cold waters of the antarctic
      it's not fricking fair

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get why people are afraid of these things but not orcas

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do orcas like humans?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because orcas are dolphin-adjacent and half the degenerates posting here just want to frick dolphins.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many orca attacks towards humans were documented in the wild?
      The seaworld one doesn't count because he was objectively in the right

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love these terrifying guys

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I keep thinking about what that leopard seal was thinking when this useless camera man was not feeding on all those penguins she brought to him

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine your leopard seal wife making you a penguin breakfast

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Comfy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine not eating it. How rude.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >infinite knowledge of hussy dolphin pussy
      >faithful tradwife leopard seal pussy remains a complete unknown
      it's not fair

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >infinite knowledge of hussy dolphin pussy
      >faithful tradwife leopard seal pussy remains a complete unknown
      it's not fair

      Comfy

      you deserve death by drowning

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        In pussy.

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