Left:. >Elegant. >Regal. >Efficient. >Kills prey before eating them as a sign of respect. Right:. >Ugly

Left:
>Elegant
>Regal
>Efficient
>Kills prey before eating them as a sign of respect

Right:
>Ugly
>Swarthy
>Diseased
>Tortues and eats prey alive because they're too moronic to save energy

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great whites and komodos are more bloodless than cats, and lions are essentially just scavengers of hyenas

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he hasn't seen that video of lions tearing open a housecat and licking its skin off while still alive
    toxogay sneeds and secedes to the superior lizardbro again

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"/DCG/ Dog v. cat General, Suborder Addition, have slap fights over which carnivoran would win against who in an anime battle"
    It would be so frickin awesome if these types of threads were an instant week-long ban <3

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >have slap fights over which carnivoran would win against who in an anime battle"
      these are based thoughever

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >YAAAAAAAS, having gay sissy slap fights over animals is so hecking VALID AND LEGIT!!1!! SLAY IT KWEEN!!!!
        This is what just came out of your mouth, homosexual.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          it sounds like you are describing some sort of mega autistic sleepover where everyone just argues about the most inconsequential things to ever exist

          isn't that what this place is for?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair there's only one caniform on the right. And two of them aren't even mammals.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bears and hyenas
    >"""""civil"""""
    ...You could have just said "i'm a fricking moron who doesn't know what I'm talking about."

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      whoops, meant for this crayon eater

      Left:
      Infanticide addicts
      Small penises
      Low IQs
      Often eats prey alive if the mythical “kill bite” fails which it does. The cat doesn’t care as long as they’re not being attacked.

      Right:
      Much more civilized honestly. At least only the bears are intanticide addicts and hyenas are as smart as macaques.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hyenas are unironically civil, relatively, because they have an actual social structure that goes beyond a harem. Cats are PATHETICALLY stupid and hyenas are the only feliform i respect as lives rather than organic machines.
      >inb4 noooo they be mean to the heckin zebra >:’0
      I don’t care about zebras. They can go die in a volcano.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spotted hyenas really aren't, but fire off, moron.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          And this isn't because I have any vendetta against yeens or anything, but, gay, they literally try to kill the weakest sibling AT BIRTH. If they can't chew said sibling to death, they try to out-compete it for milk and food, and if that doesn't work, it gets relentlessly bullied until it's capable of climbing the social ladder (especially if it was born male)

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            sounds more based than an adult cat killing children without giving them a chance as greaseballs say “natural selection!” and yet take issue with violent criminals subjecting them them to “the redistribution of resources for personal benefit as dictated by strength and will”. easily the most civilized feliform.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >you see, you actually pointed out a flaw in my argument, but instead of understanding your point, i'm going to double down in typical Wauf fashion and start saying i'm right and based anyways cuz i'm a moron
              Getting killed instantly as a kid by your dad >>>>>>>>> getting slowly bullied to death by your dickgirl feminist siblings and your mom not giving a shit. Since you're too disingenuous to continue this conversation, every (You) or non-(You) response you give me = a new cumshot on your mother's face

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah ok
    Here's a video a leopard eating a gazelle's intestines while its shit comes out

    Truly elegant and regal, right?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's dead, Jim. Quit being a contrarian, Caniforms would do the exact same thing.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        hell, brown bears LIKE their meat partially spoiled, it's why playing dead ends up being one of the more viable ways of surviving a brown bear mauling.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sharks are too stupid to even conceive playing or torturing their prey
    they just grug hungry grug big bite

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Left:
    Infanticide addicts
    Small penises
    Low IQs
    Often eats prey alive if the mythical “kill bite” fails which it does. The cat doesn’t care as long as they’re not being attacked.

    Right:
    Much more civilized honestly. At least only the bears are intanticide addicts and hyenas are as smart as macaques.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The cutest animal is in the top right

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a baiting homosexual
    There are enough, easy to find videos of big cats eating prey alive

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  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No animal kills a prey out of "respect" that is so fricking moronic.
    Furthermore it's moronic mystic nonsense for any human culture that does it. That includes white burger hunters and their indigenous noble savages. "Blahh we need to le respect the forest by closing our eyes for a few seconds and thanking Jeebus/the sky buffalo before we send a bolt/bullet through this animal's heart". Shut the frick up. You kill animals because it's fun or you're hungry. Neither is respectful, the former for obvious reasons and the latter because you're a fricking omnivore and choosing to reduce a being's life to your temporary food is a personal choice.
    Animals do not understand 'respect' at all, that is a nebulous human concept that is already misused and abused by humans as I've demonstrated. If an animal makes sure the prey is dead before starting eating its because natural selection found that instinctual behavior more successful. For species that just start chowing down, it simply didn't matter in their genetic history. That's all there is to this.
    The Lion King is a beautiful movie but the circle of life is moronic propaganda. Duhhr, we turn into the grass and the animals eat the grass so it's okay for us to eat them. Guess what Mufasa, the prey animals turn into grass when they die too, you fascist monarch.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Predation is a survival method, there is nothing noble about it, you are simply doing what you need to do to stay alive.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >left
    Carnivores.
    >right
    Carnivores. And a bear for some reason.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bear
      please be trolling.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes? A bear. That's one of the animals on the right.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Left:
    >gay and twink
    Right:
    >straight and masculine

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    cats eat things that are alive all the time

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    theyre cute thoughever

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      cringe

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    lions start eating large play alive such as buffalo as well

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      in their defense they have no way to kill the elephant effectively

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the calf died at around one and a half hours

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