Left:
>Elegant
>Regal
>Efficient
>Kills prey before eating them as a sign of respect
Right:
>Ugly
>Swarthy
>Diseased
>Tortues and eats prey alive because they're too moronic to save energy
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Great whites and komodos are more bloodless than cats, and lions are essentially just scavengers of hyenas
>he hasn't seen that video of lions tearing open a housecat and licking its skin off while still alive
toxogay sneeds and secedes to the superior lizardbro again
>"/DCG/ Dog v. cat General, Suborder Addition, have slap fights over which carnivoran would win against who in an anime battle"
It would be so frickin awesome if these types of threads were an instant week-long ban <3
>have slap fights over which carnivoran would win against who in an anime battle"
these are based thoughever
>YAAAAAAAS, having gay sissy slap fights over animals is so hecking VALID AND LEGIT!!1!! SLAY IT KWEEN!!!!
This is what just came out of your mouth, homosexual.
it sounds like you are describing some sort of mega autistic sleepover where everyone just argues about the most inconsequential things to ever exist
isn't that what this place is for?
To be fair there's only one caniform on the right. And two of them aren't even mammals.
>bears and hyenas
>"""""civil"""""
...You could have just said "i'm a fricking moron who doesn't know what I'm talking about."
whoops, meant for this crayon eater
Hyenas are unironically civil, relatively, because they have an actual social structure that goes beyond a harem. Cats are PATHETICALLY stupid and hyenas are the only feliform i respect as lives rather than organic machines.
>inb4 noooo they be mean to the heckin zebra >:’0
I don’t care about zebras. They can go die in a volcano.
Spotted hyenas really aren't, but fire off, moron.
And this isn't because I have any vendetta against yeens or anything, but, gay, they literally try to kill the weakest sibling AT BIRTH. If they can't chew said sibling to death, they try to out-compete it for milk and food, and if that doesn't work, it gets relentlessly bullied until it's capable of climbing the social ladder (especially if it was born male)
sounds more based than an adult cat killing children without giving them a chance as greaseballs say “natural selection!” and yet take issue with violent criminals subjecting them them to “the redistribution of resources for personal benefit as dictated by strength and will”. easily the most civilized feliform.
>you see, you actually pointed out a flaw in my argument, but instead of understanding your point, i'm going to double down in typical Wauf fashion and start saying i'm right and based anyways cuz i'm a moron
Getting killed instantly as a kid by your dad >>>>>>>>> getting slowly bullied to death by your dickgirl feminist siblings and your mom not giving a shit. Since you're too disingenuous to continue this conversation, every (You) or non-(You) response you give me = a new cumshot on your mother's face
Yeah ok
Here's a video a leopard eating a gazelle's intestines while its shit comes out
Truly elegant and regal, right?
It's dead, Jim. Quit being a contrarian, Caniforms would do the exact same thing.
hell, brown bears LIKE their meat partially spoiled, it's why playing dead ends up being one of the more viable ways of surviving a brown bear mauling.
Sharks are too stupid to even conceive playing or torturing their prey
they just grug hungry grug big bite
Left:
Infanticide addicts
Small penises
Low IQs
Often eats prey alive if the mythical “kill bite” fails which it does. The cat doesn’t care as long as they’re not being attacked.
Right:
Much more civilized honestly. At least only the bears are intanticide addicts and hyenas are as smart as macaques.
The cutest animal is in the top right
OP is a baiting homosexual
There are enough, easy to find videos of big cats eating prey alive
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No animal kills a prey out of "respect" that is so fricking moronic.
Furthermore it's moronic mystic nonsense for any human culture that does it. That includes white burger hunters and their indigenous noble savages. "Blahh we need to le respect the forest by closing our eyes for a few seconds and thanking Jeebus/the sky buffalo before we send a bolt/bullet through this animal's heart". Shut the frick up. You kill animals because it's fun or you're hungry. Neither is respectful, the former for obvious reasons and the latter because you're a fricking omnivore and choosing to reduce a being's life to your temporary food is a personal choice.
Animals do not understand 'respect' at all, that is a nebulous human concept that is already misused and abused by humans as I've demonstrated. If an animal makes sure the prey is dead before starting eating its because natural selection found that instinctual behavior more successful. For species that just start chowing down, it simply didn't matter in their genetic history. That's all there is to this.
The Lion King is a beautiful movie but the circle of life is moronic propaganda. Duhhr, we turn into the grass and the animals eat the grass so it's okay for us to eat them. Guess what Mufasa, the prey animals turn into grass when they die too, you fascist monarch.
This. Predation is a survival method, there is nothing noble about it, you are simply doing what you need to do to stay alive.
>left
Carnivores.
>right
Carnivores. And a bear for some reason.
>bear
please be trolling.
Yes? A bear. That's one of the animals on the right.
Left:
>gay and twink
Right:
>straight and masculine
cats eat things that are alive all the time
theyre cute thoughever
cringe
lions start eating large play alive such as buffalo as well
in their defense they have no way to kill the elephant effectively
>the calf died at around one and a half hours