Everyone always talks about what their favorite animal is, but what is your LEAST favorite animal?
For me it's frogs, I would excuse their general sliminess and disgusting aura if it wasn't for the fact that they are so fucking stupid
Least favorite animal
kys
Otters because they're psychotic serial murder-rapists.
Koalas because they're so insanely stupid and just should not exist.
Yellow jackets because I'm convinced that they don't reproduce, and instead just stream out of the bowels of Hell into the mortal world just to torment us.
I don't hate frogs, but I do dislike them.
basically anything that can be house pest. roaches and rats will never get my sympathy.
You are a RETARD! Get bent idiot.
Trannies
The guinea worm.
I remember reading about a guy who had one in his foot and he said that it felt like walking on glass while it was in. The only good thing related to these lengthy bastards is the fact that there is an eradication plan for them.
most bloodsucking arthropods, especially horseflies since they're so persistent and their bite is so painful.
FUCK mosquitoes. I'm allergic and the bites hurt worse than 2nd degree burns. Otherwise, dogs, aggressive fuckers, smelly and noisy. But I've got more of a gripe with irresponsible dog owners who let their animals run freely when they don't obey vocal commands. Been attacked by a loose dog to many times, and it's always the "but he's never been aggressive towards anyone before" excuse. If you want your aggressive pet to go for a run off-leash put a fucking muzzle on it, and stick to designated dog parks.
Crayfish because when I was around five I stuck my hand in a bucket full of live bait crayfish without knowing what it was. I pulled out one that had been half-eaten by the others. Still gives me the willies.
Deer because the ones around here are terminally retarded and regularly wander out onto the roads. I know multiple people whose cars have been totaled from hitting deer on the road that connects to my street.
Chimps for obvious reasons. Unpleasant little bastards.
just drive slower and then no hit deers
I do drive slow. In fact, I take a lot of pleasure in going 5 under the speed limit whenever there's some asshole in a shitty Dodge Charger behind me. Doesn't really matter if you're driving through a heavily wooded area and a deer skitters out of the underbrush right in front your car.
what's the speed limit?
t. cityfag
Pandas. Fuckint useless creatures, shilled by the chinks.
Why are we even keeping them around?
bats and coons
i dont know if i HATE any animal but i really do not like chimpanzees
Mosquitos. They don't contribute a single good thing to the world.
They're the enemy of mankind
They're excellent pollinators and provide a source of food for a great many small mammals and reptiles, not to mention fish.
Crows
Coyotes
Eels
I love every animal except deer, horses, squirrels, pitbulls, and parasites
Why hate deer and horses?
I live in the country, deer are vermin and I cannot ever enjoy a peaceful drive because one of those retards might just decide to kill us both out of nowhere.
Horses just scare me because they're half ton sacks of dumb muscle with rocks for feet that can smell fear, fuck em.
I fucking hate bears. Fuck bears. Stupid fuckers shouldn't exist, we should have exterminated them long ago. Braindead killing machines shouldn't be allowed to walk the Earth.
Also fuck hornets and fuck wasps.
And fuck all spiders. And scolopendra.
In fact, all animals smaller than a mouse could disappear. Bees and butterflies can stay.
> disrupts the food chain
I don't have a least favorite animal, unless human counts.
In no particular order:
>geese
>wasps
>raccoons
I can't fully hate bugs because they serve as an important food source for animals I do like.
Except for wasps.
Basketball is a good sport though
Americans. Only destructive species I would shoot if I saw one in the yard.
Horrid creatures.
FUCK DOGS
FUCK CATS
FUCK TICKS
FUCK MOSQUITOS
Cows are only on this planet to be butchered for their flesh. Are absolute idiotic pieces of shit that are also shit-fermenters. A cows existence is shit, it eats shit, it lives in shit, no wonder India loves them so goddamn much.
Stupid, disgusting, and downright horrible things. However, they taste good.
Mosquitos.
If I could bring the dragonfly population back to dinosaur era levels just to eat all of those little nigs, I would.
I hate caterpillars. I don’t know how people can find those glorified maggots cute but be deathly afraid of moths.
Id say ticks and bedbugs but honestly they have never been a serious problem for me.
But latley every time I go outside I get covered in buffalo gnat bites. They hurt more than mosquito bites and leave giant welts on my skin. Hate those fuckers.
Slugs. Actually revolting beings. I can't be bothered googling a picture because they're just that disgusting.
Checked. I will fight the blackest African, rassle baby eater toad line dogs bare-handed, but I have nightmares about slugs.
i like ticks and bedbugs
Ticks, which are assuredly satans favorite animal.
I hate ticks with such a burning passion it's unreal.
>spreads lyme disease
>wont kill you but has the potential to make your life forever shit
>no health professional will ever care because the symptoms are so vague technically minor
>live with joint pain, brain fog, and heart pains even after "treatment"
>become permanently allergic to red meat.
>die of lyme induced heart failure at the age of 62
>>become permanently allergic to red meat.
new most hated animal
ticks
I hate stick fish
They freak me out
Make margherita out of listerine and Draino.
I fucking HATE hedgerow song birds. Especially in the summer when they wake up at 4am with their annoying singing. Thankfully I've got it under control now with my feral cat bros who I give some food and shelter every now and then.
>ANOTHER thread derailed by cat/dogschizo console wars autism
Fuck this board
I made a thread about this problem the other day before the tranitors cleaned it up, and the schizos said
>Just ignore it lmao
Well this is what I mean. You derail every other thread with your trash that no-one wants to hear
Have any of you achieved anything with this? Other than waste a few hours of your limited time on this earth screaming at each other about cat piss?
Was it worth it?
Kindly have a nice day immediately
Just make a discord
>
Why are Amerimutt doggays so obsessed with toxo to the level of derangement on display here?
idk but by engaging with them, you are part of the problem
please stop feeding the trolls
>noooo you cant just talk about animals you hate in the thread about animals you hate
Dogs are way more annoying in general than cats from my experience. People have been fired from their work from home jobs in my area because a neighbors dog is left out all day and does nothing but bark. he ended up being poisoned though.
Neglected dog: noisy
Neglected cat: destruction and disease
Neglected cat gets killed by neglected dog. Rather than accept justice, cat neglector poisons the neglected dog. Then the two neglectful pet owners fight to the death. Peace.
Why cant it happen more often?
>destruction and disease
This happens with dogs too
Mostly in the 3rd world. Where humans live, stray pet control is present and effective. Except for cats, basically, humans have devolved and now encourage the existence of feral cats. Now they’re a blip on the rabies radar for the first time in ages. Thanks, colony fags. You’re worse than pagans
>no ser i can not kill feral animal my karma ser *devolved hominid noises*
Non-placental mammals, oppossums and koalas especially.
They are failed mammals. They STINK and I DON'T like them.
Wrong = you
>just more dog vs cat fighting
I should’ve known nothing fun or interesting wouldve came out of this thread
I hate crustaceans from lobsters to crabs to rolly pollys because everyone tries to falsely tell me that I’ve always lived crustaceans when I absolutely tucking dont. They are so incessant with it too. Plus I accidentally suffocated a rolly polly when I was 5 and it was my first time coming to the realization I killed something. I might like rolly pollys if they could just stay in their own alloted playground structure like picrel so I wouldn’t have to touch them directly.
why do people try to convince you that you love crustaceans? who are these people?
Are you autistic? You sound severely autistic.
I kinda like frogs because they’re so fucking retarded though. Millions of years of evolutionary arms race and they barely got out of the water, yet they found their niche.
same
these fuckers are so fucking retard, theyre such fucking cretins and yet they still exist
amazing
Intelligence is not a requirement for success, in fact all the most successful species on Earth are only capable of accomplishing the most basic tasks for survival
Penguins. FUCK penguins
>sardines are posting on Wauf right now
Cats
I used to be okay with them but catgays are so fucking pushy and insufferable that they made me despise the animal itself.
Owls. They're loud all night with their honking and screeching while you try to sleep. And they may try to carry away neighborhood kittens. Also they shit from their mouths and are extremely stupid even to bird standards. You can't be rid of them unless you cut down their tree. So annoying. And I heard that barn owls like to be gay too.
>they shit from their mouths
American education, ladies and gents
They can't digest the hair and bones so they vomit them up with some digestion juice and biles. It is basically shit and it's disgusting. Have you even got owls in your country? They're horrible birds. They like to swoop at your car at night while you try to drive. But you get in big trouble if you hit one thanks to tribal rules.
Ive got owls (Ontario). Ive seen them many times chilling in trees or flying around but Ive never heard or had any kind of interaction with them. Ive never heard of owls being destructive or a general nuisance. The bird i fucking hate the most is the grackle in my neck of the woods.
They're terrible. If there are cats or puppies in your neighborhood they will try to carry them away to eat at their nests. And they can try to break into your chickens and ducks too. When they get on to your roof to scream all night they can pry up the tiles with their claws. And all the ugly noises they make. They are worse tham geese and they are ugly and brown and noisy as well. Once they start nesting in your tree all you can do is cut it down because of tribal laws. There used to be whipperwills in my street but not anymore. Not after the owls moved in two years ago and took over their tree.
Owls are pretty cool I walk to work In a fairly rural area around 3am and barred owls are hootin it up having good time u can hoot back at em to. Hand to God I caught to fuckin in a tree and they both freaked and flew off in separate directions. Spooked the shit outta me cause when they were flying away it was very quiet but the wingsspan was easy 3 to 4 feet on the one that flew west didn't get a good look at the one flew east was cool tho sorry to share. Also burrowing owls are kawaii as fuck
I like ouls
women
and whatever this thing is
cute vegetarian nosferatu
Isn’t this just an albino monkey baby? One of the small breeds
It says what it is right there in the file name
What's it say I'm illiterate
He cute
Baby tarsal monkey?
That bat be broken as shit.
I really, really like this thing.
It's just a stupid baby monkey mother hurts baby monkey fall down die | 1080p (Link in the description) #Ad
pity monpaiet
Mosquitoes.
Why do they exist?
Ticks
I've been taking plant samples from tall grass meadows for two months now and every day I pray to the big opossum in the sky to rid us of this scourge
I found one on my balls last year. Exterminate them all.
Parasites. I would say humans, but humans have degenerated to a subanimalian demonic state and are no longer fit to be called animals.
bed bugs because my house is currently infested with them
FUCK BEDBUGS FUCK FUCK FUCK DEATH TO BEDBUGS
You should talk to that other anon in the bed bug thread. You could make some money off his mental illness
As of right now, mosquitos, cats(always shit on the road near my house), and flies
Cats because their subhuman owners force them on me and my land and then complain and seek revenge when i get rid of them
Its like the barking dogs of subhuman areas but they cross class and racial boundaries
>i'm confused when people get pissed and stay pissed after i shoot their pets to death
extremely low iq detected
If your pitbull chases my geese i will shoot it
If your cat digs and shits in my onions i will shoot it
Trespassing pet = agricultural pest.
However if your husky does that i’ll kidnap it and sell it for like $500
>my geese
Asshole birds for an asshole human. They say birds of a feather flock together, it checks out.
Speaking of pushy and insufferable. More unambiguous examples of why I hate cats because of catgays. All you fuckers have to do is keep your pets on your own property like most of the doggays do and everything would be good. But nah. You have to let your animals roam around like wild morons to piss on the side of my house, shit in my garden, and make ungodly noises outside my windows in the middle of the night.
Like I said, I sincerely don't understand where these problems are coming from. I've noted 5 seperate strays on my street alone, and am never bothered by them ever. Are none of your cats neutered or something?
Maybe thats because you live in the middle of the city or suburbs where the cats are all too fat, stupid, and castrated to act like cats and havent known the hell of having “the catfag” living within several miles of you.
So if your dog is yapping and disturbing the peace at 11:00 pm you're ok with me braining it?
I wish I could remove my neighbor's loud fucking dog actually, but he's technically not in my property so it's a bit more complicated.
Ah, so legality justifies morality, got it.
Yes. Do you eat meat? Does rodent control affect your life at all? If so shut up about the morality of killing pests (feral pets). It is no different from exterminating rats.
If it was your treasured pet, it wouldn’t make it into my lawn at 1 in the morning without you running after it.
From a purely moral standpoint I should be allowed to remove your pet if it trespasses my property, doesn't matter if it does it with its voice or body. A dog should only ever bark if it spots an intruder and a cat should either stay indoors or in a barn.
Morality is irrelevant. Who told you that? God? No? Then you made it up. If it’s not law it is invalid. Period.
I will not discuss this with you further. Law is the last word in appropriate behavior like the bible is the last word in Law.
>it's only ok if big daddy government says it is
>yes officer, please cavity search me with your nightstick aagain uWu
That's some next level bootlicking right there.
The bible is clear. Follow the law of land and the word of God. I will repeat this, but it does not need to be justified or discussed. You accept it, accept christ, and repent or you are a heathen and incapable of moral behavior and correct opinions on morality. Do you understand?
So how many gays have you stoned to death today?
Haven’t had a chance. Care to visit?
>living in 2015+7
>hasn't encountered any queers
>doubt
Yeah, I haven’t met you in person yet.
no u
>bible
>he prays to a magic garden gnome
A shekel for the good goy.
have a nice day christcuck.
>I will not discuss with you any further
I'm calling BAAAASED.
>too insecure to repeatedly defend your stance
>based
At least take a psych 101 course before opening your mouth again.
>so insecure you have to restate ideology over and over again
>Who told you that? God?
God actually came to me when I was young and told me the Catholic and Protestant churches were both run by the Antichrist. In only a moment of time He spent many days telling me His true word, which contradicts every written bible to a large degree. He told me the knowledge would be a curse because the churches would reject me and the nonbelievers would ridicule me. I won't go into detail because the more I say the more you'll reject my words as you have been brainwashed by two thousand years of knowledge drift and subversive interpretation.
Modern law is woefully incorrect and is designed to allow the amoral to accrue power. There are no operating religious orders which are remotely correct, and laws are based on the personal preference of small collectives instead of being designed to further the unification and eternal prosperity of mankind. Carrying on walking through a poisonous mire just because you were told to may be what the majority do, but that fact doesn't make it any less foolish.
God told me to marry my dog. Facts.
>you yelled at me, so now im going to shoot you this is literally trespassing
>photons that reflected off you are now on my land time to die
the intelligence of catfags. the best part is if we were talking about removing feral dogs he wouldnt give a shit.
>catfags
Follow the thread before posting
Sound isnt clearly defined property law. I have a legal justification to kill your cat/dog for being off its leash in my backyard. I can not shoot you or your cat for screaming on your own property. Thats a noise complaint that goes to the police.
>catfags are psychopaths who want to shoot stuff thats not even on their property
>anons that triggered them admitting to being rural and having the same problem with feral dogs
Toxobrains.
>Catgays continues being insufferable pricks further proving anons' points
moron I have to get up at 5:30am and my gay neighbor's dog keeps me in a constant state of sleep deprivation. Hopefully when I inevitably fall asleep at the wheel i plow my truck into your little neetbox of a house.
Call the cops gay. Do you not have a noise ordinance? Or accidentally put a hole in the fence and brain it when an aggressive dog enters your property.
>Call the cops gay. Do you not have a noise ordinance?
We do. They never do anything. Nothing has changed.
>Or accidentally put a hole in the fence and brain it when an aggressive dog enters your property.
I'd get into deep legal shit with that, but I could probably just stomp the little ankle biter to death. Good idea tbh.
Cops will do something if you keep bitching and itll hurt them more than the loss of a free dog they obviously dont care about
If laws or codes are broken they can’t legally tell you to pound sand or you can sue them for health and job problems stemming from the sleep deprivation
If their dog was on my property yapping just outside my windows I would have a problem the way I have a problem with cats fighting or fucking on my property just outside my windows.
But that never happens. In fact it's rare to hear dogs barking at night even though my neighborhood is full of dogs, so I have no reason to give a fuck about dogs
Just wait until a crazy dog gay moves in
>so dont walk anywhere near my house or my dogs might get out and kill you
>they’re protecting my property
>* non stop pitweiler shepherd barking *
I've lived here for 20 years and that is yet to happen. Have had to put of water the cats for 2/3 of those years.
When I was a kid one neighbor had a shitty dog like that. They re-homed it in a farm because they recognized it was not suitable for a suburban life. Meanwhile other neighbor's cats shitting up my sandbox constantly and all they would ever do is "they're just being cats, u can't do anything about it. Sorry"
So again. I have no reason to have a problem with dogs
first fucker you replied to, my pets are indoor only pets. Don't quote me when talking about people who let their pets roam free. All i said was obviously people are going to hold a grudge if you do this and you're retarded if you don't expect that.
Shut up, catgay. You're not any better by arguing in behalf of other irresponsible catgays
>people aren't allowed to own animals I don't like noooooooooooooooo
Sorry about the debilitating autism bro
>The catgays are incapable of understanding basics concepts
Shocking
>And ad hominems
Also shocking
I don't care what animals you have. Keep them on your own fucking property and out of my business. Simple fucking concept for everyone else but toxobrained morons
You are literally mad at somebody telling you they are a responsible cat owner after you accused them of otherwise. You are mentally ill. I'm sorry the family cat scratched you after you pulled on it's tail like the dumb moron child you are, but some of us just enjoy having a different animal then le pupperino around the house. If that makes you angry, then you are displaying massive red flags for literally being autistic.
>disingenuous gay invents stories
You're such a bitch lmao shut the fuck up and leave cats alone you psychotic loser. Stop trying to act Christian when you're obviously just an authoritarian bootlicking pussy.
>responds to bait specifically made to piss gays like himself off, while thinking that he is intelligent.
I think you might be projecting a bit hard there.
I just thought it was funny man
>sees pet in backyard minding its own business
>kills it
Literal psychopath behavior. You do not belong on this board or in society. I hope that you get ventilated by an angry redneck one day.
Minding its business usually means pissing and shitting all over my things, digging in my vegetable and flower patches, disturbing or damaging my nestboxes, making loud sounds at night and spreading Toxoplasma gondii in my living space. In other words, it's my business.
Sounds like you could just put a small fence around where you don't want them, but then how would you excuse fulfilling your psychotic bloodlust?
I have a hectare of land, much of it is delineated by a natural hedgerow and it's not fair that I have to shell out large sums of money because my neighbors lack the civic sense to not invade my private property with their vermin and noises.
How do you have that much land and have problems with cats wrecking your shit? My suburban neighborhood is literally infested with strays and I have encountered zero of the problems you described. Granted I don't have geese, but I never see cats digging or shitting in my garden. Or anywhere on my property. In fact, i rarely even see them at night. One of them even lives with me now. Why are your cats so shit?
That isn't the only Anon here dealing with cats like that. I have to put up with the same shit
Most of my land is a hazelnut copse and they're not interested in it.
The parts they like are the ones with soft soil (like the garden) and most of all the barns, woodsheds and balconies. In the past they slashed some garbage bags too. They're more annoying than rats and even if I chase them away or throw things at them they always come back.
those are raccoons, stupid.
Not possibile, I'm in Europe
Not that anon but Raccoons are invasive in Europe. https://www.youthreporter.eu/de/beitrag/why-are-there-racoons-in-germany.17080/#:~:text=Racoons%20are%20native%20from%20North,of%20exemplars%20in%20the%20country.
True but in Europe they mostly exist in the north, like Germany, Luxembourg and northern France, they're not reported where I live and I've never seen one in my life. I see cats in my land very often though, I chase them away but they always return.
they're raccoons.
Cats climb 8 foot fences. The only permanent solution is a prey driven dog, until entitled catfags decide they should be poisoned for defending their territory from trespassers. Bet they wouldnt care if it was stray dogs getting heemed though. Reason: it’s never normal people! Its always some aging nutcase that feeds 50 unfixed ferals and considers them his pets. We aren’t talking about housecats kids, this is a rural problem.
>Its always some aging nutcase that feeds 50 unfixed ferals and considers them his pets.
I love cats but fuck those people honestly. One of my coworkers was literally like that, she even looked like the Simpson's crazy cat lady. But even she was smart enough to neuter them all.
Yeah you fags need to understand that’s the guy that causes problems not your fatass tabby
>see animal in my backyard
>its a rabies vector that digs through soil, contaminates it with awful shit, pisses on my stuff, and claws up the patio furniture
Are you going to come over, get it, and undo the damage? No, didnt think so. Dont care if its a cat or a dog. Only care if i can sell it for money instead of wasting ammo.
Nice b8 m8
cats. every time i think about them (which is a lot), i have to make a seethe thread on Wauf (that's if I'm not busy dilating lol)
Oh my god me too. Do you think hating cats is part of having gender dysphoria? Someone should do a study of it.
hornets and wasps
can't stand em
capybara
Mosquitoes. I hate any animal that sucks blood and they are noisy, hard to notice and filled with disease. Basically annoying, flying needles.
Fuck you.
Mosquitoes and basically any other parasite. Find another niche you freeloading fucks.
have a nice day
Rats. I fucking hate rats. They are disgusting, get in your home, chew wires and holes, shit in your crawl space. I fucking despise rats. No matter how many you kill its never enough.
You have rats in your home?
I dream to experience the true horror of a rat king one day.
to Encounter one or to be part one of one? If the ladder, being a rat o a human?