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you either live in a place where your cat can safely go outside or you don't get a cat at all
That's nowhere. Jackals, stray dogs, eagles, and humans all make domesticated cats into easy prey. Islam tried to protect the only animal on earth that consistently superficially follows their ritual face washing routine by prohibiting dogs and they still have a lot of stray dogs so its actually worse to be a cat in a muslim area than in a village in norway where every yard has 2 huskies. According to my brother who toured iraq and afghanistan and visited turkey on peaceful business, they are the meanest dogs on earth and 90% of them act like humans are demons.
You have to buy a massive catio or turn your backyard into kitty supermax, frickers can leap coyote rollers cuz claws, or just put up with a massive sanitation workload of having an indoor cat
>litterbox scooped twice daily
>dumped, taken outside, and bleached twice weekly
>you can not have carpet or rugs and all furniture must be leather with washable fabric covers. (true with literally every pet and better for you in the long run)
I had an indoor cat for almost twenty fricking years and am never getting a cat or allowing my wife to get a cat, ever. Even rescue huskies are less work. Only shiba inu from here on out. They are the perfect pet that doesn't have to be kept in a box.
> they are the meanest dogs on earth and 90% of them act like humans are demons.
That probably has to do with them being treated poorly in turn, like you say muslims aren’t fond of dogs
stray dogs are fricking shit everywhere not just in Islam. I lived in non-islamic city which used to have a stray dog problem. they form packs and attack people, mostly targeting women and children. the bigger the population the worse the problem gets. dogs are by far the worst animal to have as a city pest, rats are a blessing in comparison. the muzzies should gun them all down
I’ve seen stray dogs, and I’ve never seen the behavior that you’re describing anywhere. It’s probably because they can’t really be called stray, more like roaming, but if they were like that everywhere then yeah that would be a problem
because I'm not talking about your occasional dog here and there. I'm talking about having hundreds of thousands of dogs that form packs of various sizes every other street
No, stray dogs are that bad. We exist in the same niche. And dogs would actually be superior to us if we didn't have cooperative, intelligent civilizations.
They are just as bad as stray humans except they can't operate firearms, construct explosives, start fires, or carry out months long plans. There's a reason our species came to a mutual agreement and whenever it falls through one of the two former partners has to die for there to be peace.
what a load of shit. do you keep the litterbox in your living room right under your nose or something. cats are far lower maintenance than dogs, maybe with the exception of sighthounds
>all furniture must be leather with washable fabric covers
you think this is only for pets? do people actually NOT have washable fabric covers on the furniture all the time? or do they let their body odor, sweat, dead skin cells not get absorbed by their couches and stink the room forever? it's more important to have your furniture covered because of YOU more than because of your pets
>What a load of shit
Way to describe your home. I didn't even talk about the litter tracking. That's just a given. It doesn't matter what special litter you buy. Or the vomiting. That's a given. Brushing and expensive food slightly reduces it, that's it. If you scoop the box less often than twice a day it's just disgusting.
>y-you are dirtier than a cat
Lol. Cope. I lived with the beast for nearly 20 years. They are filthy. Dogs are cleaner and lower maintenance unless you literally never go outside and view leaving the house for things other than gamestop and buying weed as a chore.
>Way to describe your home. I didn't even talk about the litter tracking. That's just a given. It doesn't matter what special litter you buy. Or the vomiting. That's a given. Brushing and expensive food slightly reduces it, that's it. If you scoop the box less often than twice a day it's just disgusting.
not a given. you bought shit litter, possibly clay based. you have the tofu shit now and it doesn't track. yes it does matter what litter you buy and it's a night and day difference. I scooped the box thrice a day
>Lol. Cope. I lived with the beast for nearly 20 years. They are filthy. Dogs are cleaner and lower maintenance unless you literally never go outside and view leaving the house for things other than gamestop and buying weed as a chore.
you are dirtier than a cat as far as couch goes. or a dog. you mentioned "every pet", I wasn't talking just about cats moron. you ARE dirtier than any pet as far as lying on an uncovered furniture goes. how often do you change your bedsheets? dogs are not lower maintenance you must be out of your fricking skull. imagine not considering the two hours you waste outside daily FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR DOG ALONE as part of "maintenance". how long does it take to clean a litterbox? 2-3 minutes at most unless you're an old lady. only sadists have dogs inside the house, again unless you have a greyhound or something.
I bought every kind of litter including the soi shit, it all tracks, and it all needs scooped twice a day at least.
>You are dirtier than a cat
I shower twice daily and am completely covered in fabric. I do not place my socks in a box of shit and piss contaminated particulates, kick them off, walk across the house, and then several hours later lick my feet and rub them against the rest of my body.
>Dogs are not lower maintenance, UGH GOING OUTSIDE
This is a you problem. "For the sake of your dog alone" is specifically the you problem. You never went out to think about what you read? You never realized blood flow, fresh air, and lights without 50/60hz pulsing are in fact good for your brain? A dog accompanies, they are not the purpose.
Sedentary behavior on its own reduces cognitive performance. I hope that's motivation enough for you to actually improve your brain function somewhat instead of hoping a vague association with a study of 200 dorm dwellers and a few fedora tipping reddit rants will make you smart.
The only extra maintenance i'm aware of is something you should (but don't) do with cats anyways, which is wiping off their paws, legs, and underbelly after they walk through dirty conditions.
Or don't tell me you don't even interact and play with your cats and just let them outside as a substitute...
>Sadists
I am writing all of your opinions off this moment. Your hysteria and hyperbole is growing and you can no longer be considered a fully fledged, rational human being.
>Dogs are cleaner
this is what dogfrickers actually believe. it's one of the dirtiest animals you can ever have in an apartment. I'd rather kiss a tortoise's shell than sit on the same bed a dog did
get absorbed* correction
Clean the litterbox once a week you stupid homosexual
>once a week
Ask me how i know you walk around smelling like cat toilet
>once a week
Anon…
Bug
What a hideous animal
I kind of pity catgays
>hour old thread
>60 posts
… Huh? Transgender janitors slacking off again?
the thread was moved here from a faster board.
That was my first thought but yeah I’ve never seen a thread moved to fricking Wauf of all places, especially not an obvious shitpost one lol
it's a Wauf thread. pretty rare to see threads moved out to anything else than /b/ or /trash/
Moved threads are protected.
my cat when i was growing up was an absolute chad
>tuxedo cat but had a random red goatee
>fricking massive frame but not fat at all or maine coon, just huge american shorthair
>got adopted by just climbing into our car and refusing to leave
>almost blinded a neighbors shitbull that got off leash and attacked him
>would stare down deer until they started stomping and snorting at him
>once jumped 8 ft straight in the air and caught a bird mid flight
>ripped a mouses head off and played with it for an hour before we realized what it was-never found the body
>drove my mom insane by climbing up the tree next to the house and climbing on the roof on a daily basis
>lived to be 23 and died peacfully on his favorite window pearch
i miss that absolute legend
RIP legend cat
mr chunky and mr monkey xD
SMASHED AND SLAMMED
Comfy void.
He was an obese king in a past life.
uhm.... meow? xD
have a nice day
Literally Behemoth from Master and Margarita
God i hate Ewoks
one of Warhol's finest imho
He's just like me.
White supremacist dog whistle thread
My cat won't go outside when it's cold. He has now started shitting outside of the box. Still piss in the box, but the floor around the box is now the designated shitting floor.
you might need to deepclean your box
I have cleaned and even changed the box. He's 12 years old, so I guess he's doing the Bruce Willis thing. I'll try the second box trick. Thanks frens.
you're meant to have x+1 litter boxes where x is the amount of cats u have
mine shits in one box and pisses in the other
get a second box
i got tired of having to clean the one so frequently so now one is the piss box and the other is the designated shitting box
i have two boxes because im based as frick and love my mr kitty cat
I found a dead cat on my front lawn. It has a collar but I just chucked it in the trash can. I wonder if its owners think it found a new family or something.
I'm surprised you didn't eat it xuoxing
Couldn't even be bothered to bury it. What a c**t.
I was walking home from the pub and saw a woman and her daughter stood next to dead cat drying. I so I offered them a plastic bag and told them to post it on Facebook in case someone recognises it. As I walked off I saw them throw the bag down a ditch.
Why were they drying a cat?
whatever hit him must have been extremely painful
for you
>human, do something!
>Coyotes and owls keep stalking my cat
>Read somewhere that cats need to hide their scent trail to avoid predators
>Start giving my cat weekly baths
will it work bros?
One time I found a cat turd in my gf's panties on the floor
cat thought it must be a toilet from the smell
my exgf moved my cats little bed off the foot of my bed while we were fricking and my cat responded by pissing in her shoes
theyve never pissed outside the box before over 11 years of ownership so this was definitely intentional
>asks to go outside at 8am
>comes back after 10 minutes
>sleeps all day
>asks to go outside at 1am
>stays out for hours
>makes a ruckus at your window at 5am
why are they like this?
My moronic cat gets stuck at top of the neighbors wall because she forgets how she got there, instead of just going back the way she got there she makes a ruckus and I have to get some stairs to get her
>she
she is a pretty princess that has problems getting out of walls ok
It's officially Caturday here.
Here's my monster after his tail was amputated.
youd be pissed if your tail got amputated too
He's not so bent up about it.
>clipped ear
good on you for taking in a stray anon. although damn they clipped a frickload more than they needed to...
They butchered my boy. When I first knew him he had two whole ears, a tail, and all his teeth. He's down to just his canines.
Cute. I'm sure they love you, too.
I wish you well, anon.
cute!
Thanks!
Cozy kot
Cozy rug
What happened to your voids tail, Anon? Also he's cute.
I think he got hit by a car. He had nerves severed in his tail and couldn't move it anymore. So off it came!
I also have a one eyed b***h.
You're a good man. Hope you and your kitties are happy and doing well.
Have a picture of voldemort with an autistic gremlin. It's on me.
did the cat steal her eyebrows or something?
Mew!
My cat never uses his basket, he just goes outside. He puked in my room once those.
>throws a third of the littler outside the box
what the frick is their problem?
>their problem
its not their problem, its yours
So true, not my problem. Clean it up, janny.
a third of the littler outside the box
>what the frick is their problem?
when they keep digging like that it means they are passive aggressively complaining and unhappy and you need to scoop the poop and stuff more often.
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what..the..frick
>live audio feed of cat owners infected brain
he be doin that
hE DIDN'T SAY THAT
he did in the director's cut
Dm me the link
sent