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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    you either live in a place where your cat can safely go outside or you don't get a cat at all

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's nowhere. Jackals, stray dogs, eagles, and humans all make domesticated cats into easy prey. Islam tried to protect the only animal on earth that consistently superficially follows their ritual face washing routine by prohibiting dogs and they still have a lot of stray dogs so its actually worse to be a cat in a muslim area than in a village in norway where every yard has 2 huskies. According to my brother who toured iraq and afghanistan and visited turkey on peaceful business, they are the meanest dogs on earth and 90% of them act like humans are demons.

      You have to buy a massive catio or turn your backyard into kitty supermax, frickers can leap coyote rollers cuz claws, or just put up with a massive sanitation workload of having an indoor cat

      >litterbox scooped twice daily
      >dumped, taken outside, and bleached twice weekly
      >you can not have carpet or rugs and all furniture must be leather with washable fabric covers. (true with literally every pet and better for you in the long run)
      I had an indoor cat for almost twenty fricking years and am never getting a cat or allowing my wife to get a cat, ever. Even rescue huskies are less work. Only shiba inu from here on out. They are the perfect pet that doesn't have to be kept in a box.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        > they are the meanest dogs on earth and 90% of them act like humans are demons.
        That probably has to do with them being treated poorly in turn, like you say muslims aren’t fond of dogs

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          stray dogs are fricking shit everywhere not just in Islam. I lived in non-islamic city which used to have a stray dog problem. they form packs and attack people, mostly targeting women and children. the bigger the population the worse the problem gets. dogs are by far the worst animal to have as a city pest, rats are a blessing in comparison. the muzzies should gun them all down

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’ve seen stray dogs, and I’ve never seen the behavior that you’re describing anywhere. It’s probably because they can’t really be called stray, more like roaming, but if they were like that everywhere then yeah that would be a problem

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              because I'm not talking about your occasional dog here and there. I'm talking about having hundreds of thousands of dogs that form packs of various sizes every other street

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, stray dogs are that bad. We exist in the same niche. And dogs would actually be superior to us if we didn't have cooperative, intelligent civilizations.

              They are just as bad as stray humans except they can't operate firearms, construct explosives, start fires, or carry out months long plans. There's a reason our species came to a mutual agreement and whenever it falls through one of the two former partners has to die for there to be peace.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        what a load of shit. do you keep the litterbox in your living room right under your nose or something. cats are far lower maintenance than dogs, maybe with the exception of sighthounds
        >all furniture must be leather with washable fabric covers
        you think this is only for pets? do people actually NOT have washable fabric covers on the furniture all the time? or do they let their body odor, sweat, dead skin cells not get absorbed by their couches and stink the room forever? it's more important to have your furniture covered because of YOU more than because of your pets

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What a load of shit
          Way to describe your home. I didn't even talk about the litter tracking. That's just a given. It doesn't matter what special litter you buy. Or the vomiting. That's a given. Brushing and expensive food slightly reduces it, that's it. If you scoop the box less often than twice a day it's just disgusting.
          >y-you are dirtier than a cat
          Lol. Cope. I lived with the beast for nearly 20 years. They are filthy. Dogs are cleaner and lower maintenance unless you literally never go outside and view leaving the house for things other than gamestop and buying weed as a chore.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Way to describe your home. I didn't even talk about the litter tracking. That's just a given. It doesn't matter what special litter you buy. Or the vomiting. That's a given. Brushing and expensive food slightly reduces it, that's it. If you scoop the box less often than twice a day it's just disgusting.
            not a given. you bought shit litter, possibly clay based. you have the tofu shit now and it doesn't track. yes it does matter what litter you buy and it's a night and day difference. I scooped the box thrice a day

            >Lol. Cope. I lived with the beast for nearly 20 years. They are filthy. Dogs are cleaner and lower maintenance unless you literally never go outside and view leaving the house for things other than gamestop and buying weed as a chore.
            you are dirtier than a cat as far as couch goes. or a dog. you mentioned "every pet", I wasn't talking just about cats moron. you ARE dirtier than any pet as far as lying on an uncovered furniture goes. how often do you change your bedsheets? dogs are not lower maintenance you must be out of your fricking skull. imagine not considering the two hours you waste outside daily FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR DOG ALONE as part of "maintenance". how long does it take to clean a litterbox? 2-3 minutes at most unless you're an old lady. only sadists have dogs inside the house, again unless you have a greyhound or something.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I bought every kind of litter including the soi shit, it all tracks, and it all needs scooped twice a day at least.
              >You are dirtier than a cat
              I shower twice daily and am completely covered in fabric. I do not place my socks in a box of shit and piss contaminated particulates, kick them off, walk across the house, and then several hours later lick my feet and rub them against the rest of my body.

              >Dogs are not lower maintenance, UGH GOING OUTSIDE
              This is a you problem. "For the sake of your dog alone" is specifically the you problem. You never went out to think about what you read? You never realized blood flow, fresh air, and lights without 50/60hz pulsing are in fact good for your brain? A dog accompanies, they are not the purpose.
              Sedentary behavior on its own reduces cognitive performance. I hope that's motivation enough for you to actually improve your brain function somewhat instead of hoping a vague association with a study of 200 dorm dwellers and a few fedora tipping reddit rants will make you smart.

              The only extra maintenance i'm aware of is something you should (but don't) do with cats anyways, which is wiping off their paws, legs, and underbelly after they walk through dirty conditions.

              Or don't tell me you don't even interact and play with your cats and just let them outside as a substitute...

              >Sadists
              I am writing all of your opinions off this moment. Your hysteria and hyperbole is growing and you can no longer be considered a fully fledged, rational human being.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Dogs are cleaner
            this is what dogfrickers actually believe. it's one of the dirtiest animals you can ever have in an apartment. I'd rather kiss a tortoise's shell than sit on the same bed a dog did

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          get absorbed* correction

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clean the litterbox once a week you stupid homosexual

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >once a week
      Ask me how i know you walk around smelling like cat toilet

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >once a week
      Anon…

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bug

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a hideous animal
    I kind of pity catgays

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hour old thread
    >60 posts
    … Huh? Transgender janitors slacking off again?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the thread was moved here from a faster board.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a Wauf thread. pretty rare to see threads moved out to anything else than /b/ or /trash/

        That was my first thought but yeah I’ve never seen a thread moved to fricking Wauf of all places, especially not an obvious shitpost one lol

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a Wauf thread. pretty rare to see threads moved out to anything else than /b/ or /trash/

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Moved threads are protected.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    my cat when i was growing up was an absolute chad
    >tuxedo cat but had a random red goatee
    >fricking massive frame but not fat at all or maine coon, just huge american shorthair
    >got adopted by just climbing into our car and refusing to leave
    >almost blinded a neighbors shitbull that got off leash and attacked him
    >would stare down deer until they started stomping and snorting at him
    >once jumped 8 ft straight in the air and caught a bird mid flight
    >ripped a mouses head off and played with it for an hour before we realized what it was-never found the body
    >drove my mom insane by climbing up the tree next to the house and climbing on the roof on a daily basis
    >lived to be 23 and died peacfully on his favorite window pearch

    i miss that absolute legend

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      RIP legend cat

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      mr chunky and mr monkey xD

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      SMASHED AND SLAMMED

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Comfy void.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was an obese king in a past life.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      uhm.... meow? xD

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally Behemoth from Master and Margarita

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      God i hate Ewoks

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    one of Warhol's finest imho

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's just like me.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    White supremacist dog whistle thread

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My cat won't go outside when it's cold. He has now started shitting outside of the box. Still piss in the box, but the floor around the box is now the designated shitting floor.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you might need to deepclean your box

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're meant to have x+1 litter boxes where x is the amount of cats u have
        mine shits in one box and pisses in the other

        i have two boxes because im based as frick and love my mr kitty cat

        get a second box
        i got tired of having to clean the one so frequently so now one is the piss box and the other is the designated shitting box

        I have cleaned and even changed the box. He's 12 years old, so I guess he's doing the Bruce Willis thing. I'll try the second box trick. Thanks frens.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're meant to have x+1 litter boxes where x is the amount of cats u have
      mine shits in one box and pisses in the other

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      get a second box
      i got tired of having to clean the one so frequently so now one is the piss box and the other is the designated shitting box

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i have two boxes because im based as frick and love my mr kitty cat

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I found a dead cat on my front lawn. It has a collar but I just chucked it in the trash can. I wonder if its owners think it found a new family or something.

    • 4 months ago
      As far as they will go but even farther

      I'm surprised you didn't eat it xuoxing

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Couldn't even be bothered to bury it. What a c**t.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was walking home from the pub and saw a woman and her daughter stood next to dead cat drying. I so I offered them a plastic bag and told them to post it on Facebook in case someone recognises it. As I walked off I saw them throw the bag down a ditch.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why were they drying a cat?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          whatever hit him must have been extremely painful

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            for you

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >human, do something!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Coyotes and owls keep stalking my cat
        >Read somewhere that cats need to hide their scent trail to avoid predators
        >Start giving my cat weekly baths
        will it work bros?

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    One time I found a cat turd in my gf's panties on the floor

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      cat thought it must be a toilet from the smell

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      my exgf moved my cats little bed off the foot of my bed while we were fricking and my cat responded by pissing in her shoes
      theyve never pissed outside the box before over 11 years of ownership so this was definitely intentional

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >asks to go outside at 8am
    >comes back after 10 minutes
    >sleeps all day
    >asks to go outside at 1am
    >stays out for hours
    >makes a ruckus at your window at 5am
    why are they like this?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      My moronic cat gets stuck at top of the neighbors wall because she forgets how she got there, instead of just going back the way she got there she makes a ruckus and I have to get some stairs to get her

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          she is a pretty princess that has problems getting out of walls ok

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's officially Caturday here.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's my monster after his tail was amputated.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        youd be pissed if your tail got amputated too

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's not so bent up about it.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >clipped ear
            good on you for taking in a stray anon. although damn they clipped a frickload more than they needed to...

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              They butchered my boy. When I first knew him he had two whole ears, a tail, and all his teeth. He's down to just his canines.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/FjbheTJ.jpg

            I think he got hit by a car. He had nerves severed in his tail and couldn't move it anymore. So off it came!

            I also have a one eyed b***h.

            Cute. I'm sure they love you, too.
            I wish you well, anon.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        cute!

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks!

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cozy kot
            Cozy rug

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/bM2SVIH.jpg

        He's not so bent up about it.

        What happened to your voids tail, Anon? Also he's cute.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think he got hit by a car. He had nerves severed in his tail and couldn't move it anymore. So off it came!

          I also have a one eyed b***h.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/bM2SVIH.jpg

            He's not so bent up about it.

            Here's my monster after his tail was amputated.

            You're a good man. Hope you and your kitties are happy and doing well.
            Have a picture of voldemort with an autistic gremlin. It's on me.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      did the cat steal her eyebrows or something?

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mew!

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My cat never uses his basket, he just goes outside. He puked in my room once those.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >throws a third of the littler outside the box
    what the frick is their problem?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >their problem
      its not their problem, its yours

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        So true, not my problem. Clean it up, janny.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      a third of the littler outside the box
      >what the frick is their problem?
      when they keep digging like that it means they are passive aggressively complaining and unhappy and you need to scoop the poop and stuff more often.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ᵏᶦᵗᵗʸ

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      what..the..frick

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >live audio feed of cat owners infected brain

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    he be doin that

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    hE DIDN'T SAY THAT

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      he did in the director's cut

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dm me the link

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          sent

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