Kitten is projectile shitting everywhere

Literally got a 2-3 month cat and I’ve had it a few days and now it started to projectile shit everywhere.

Literally on the walls and random furniture and it also shits in random places on the floor, then it tries to “bury” it and smears it even more literally everywhere.

The worst part is it’s like fricking thick and sticky as frick and it’s super hard to clean.

What the frick is this and why and how the frick does it even do this and how do I make it stop

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

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    im hitting you with my car

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

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    sanest dog owner

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

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    Doubtful it'll stay disabled, cats have a tendency to bounce back from injuries especially with modern veterinary tech

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

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    if i see a person like this, their dog will eat a wonderful delicious meat treat filled with Xylitol

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kill dogs for doing their job!
      stop letting your pet be a pest. livestock guard dogs do the same thing to stray mutts.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Doubtful it'll stay disabled, cats have a tendency to bounce back from injuries especially with modern veterinary tech

      [...]
      sanest dog owner

      [...]
      im hitting you with my car

      >actually falling for bait

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't shame him

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you vet?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why has no animal caregiver on this site ever heard of a fricking veterinarian? OP, does low IQ run in your family or did your mother hit you with a pan when you were young or something?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you want to piss them off or talk them into going to the vet? I doubt your insults are going to help the cat in any way.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >them
        do you think OP is a conjunctive twin or what?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too many poorgays who think they should own pets. Many such cases.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is it better to not rescue animals if you're poor?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only ok if you give them to richer people

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i am unaware of 99.9999% of human history and the reason cats exist in the first place

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >99.9999% of human history
          Clueless apes throwing rocks at stuff?
          >the reason cats exist in the first place
          Scavenging garbage and eating, but not eliminating, semi-domesticated mice and house sparrows, so they had to adapt by losing a lot of their their fight or fight response and become stuck in a pseudo-juvenile mindset so they could exist near humans and dogs without shitting themselves in fear, as they had located a practically infinite worry free food source?

          I know you probably heard some old wives tale that made it sound cooler and more purposeful but this is sadly what happened. The majority of humans would still be apes throwing rocks at stuff if they weren't good at imitating other people, and cats are still just scavenging mesopredators who never run out of food.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably has parvo

    RIP kitty

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vet

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pet cat shits all over the house
    sasuga

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid question, does it have access to a litter box

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes two and it didn’t do this before

      Only change is switching it from raw to cooked food

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Picture of the shitter

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