Yeah a dog/cat/horse/steer and every other male animal that gets castrated regularly isnt gonna miss what it dont know. There are actual, genuine reasons why it's a bad idea to castrate your pet cat and dog, and this whole 'How would YOUUUUU feel about it!!!' Is moronic and veganesque.
>wrong too
what do you think would be worse? having your balls, sexual urges and nothing to unleash them on while being locked in an apartment? or getting rid of all that shit and living a happy carefree life. note that cats cannot jerk off
>happy carefree life
most eunuchs also suffer from chronic depression, sex hormones are essential for maintaining motivation and good mood.
responsible pet owners leave the gonads and simply give their pets humping pillows or handjobs to keep them on the level. If you're not up to the task then don't get a pet.
>responsible pet owners leave the gonads and simply give their pets humping pillows or handjobs to keep them on the level
Serious question fellas but is it unethical in any way to give your buddy a handie or buy some cheap $20 sleeve from the boomer sex store to let him nut in?
I've got a 1 year old high energy male I'm training for agility so I want him intact for muscle mass, drive, etc. But he seems to have a hard time taking care of himself sometimes and gets frustrated over it
it's not unethical to give him a handie regardless
3 months ago
Anonymous
I get people do it for semen collection all the time, why do some people think it's unacceptable if it isn't for this purpose? Can dogs tell the difference?
3 months ago
Anonymous
because it's gross, not much deeper than that
fine if it's necessary and done for purely practical reasons, like any other weird gross medical thing doctors have to do, which breeders could be seen as vaguely doctor-adjacent
not fine if you could conceivably just not do it and are not a doctor, that makes you a weird-ass, especially if you like doing it on any level
i honestly don't get the impression that most people even think of it as abuse, most don't even think about it at all, only the small fraction of people that actually think about it enough to need a reason to consider it bad come to that conclusion
its not even bothersome or a time sink, you just let him hump your hand for 15 seconds til the knot pops out then he just stands around awkwardly shooting his shot for like 5 minutes til the knot goes back down. do it outside so theres nothing to clean up. the lifetime cumulative inconvenience of giving your dog biweekly handjobs is probably actually less than the net inconvenience of having them neutered which involves weeks of post-op recovery, micromanagement, cone wearing, making sure they dont chew their stitches out, etc. Plus handies are free and (presumably) feel nice vs surgery isn't and doesn't.
That's not even to address the health aspect of it where leaving intact also wins. But most people object on the basis of it being inconvenient to own a horny dog and it's really not true at all.
If any of this shit makes you blush then just wait til you have to drain your dog's anal glands or clean vomit off the floor after they puke up a half digested squirrel corpse. Touching a dog dick is nowhere even near the top of the list of gross shit that dog owners have to put up with routinely
3 months ago
Anonymous
I have never had to drain a dogs anal glands or clean up vomit.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>give your dog handjobs, preferably outside
I recommend not following this advice.
3 months ago
Anonymous
this, especially if you have neighbors
if you want to avoid making a mess put a condom on him, or just put the tip in your mouth
3 months ago
Anonymous
don’t listen to this guy you should always do it in very public areas it helps the dog to relax and feel safe
3 months ago
Anonymous
if i had to give a dog a handjob i would not do it outside i feel
3 months ago
Anonymous
Aren't there any behavioral downsides to this? Like aren't you basically conditioning the dog that you're a source of sexual relief?
3 months ago
Anonymous
It's the same as giving them food conditioning them to think that you're a source a food.
3 months ago
Anonymous
isn't that the whole point? otherwise your horny dog will hump the furniture or your neighbor's leg or the b***h down the road all of which are worse outcomes.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>do it outside so theres nothing to clean up
buddy do you just jerk off dogs in your backyard or something
because it's gross, not much deeper than that
fine if it's necessary and done for purely practical reasons, like any other weird gross medical thing doctors have to do, which breeders could be seen as vaguely doctor-adjacent
not fine if you could conceivably just not do it and are not a doctor, that makes you a weird-ass, especially if you like doing it on any level
i honestly don't get the impression that most people even think of it as abuse, most don't even think about it at all, only the small fraction of people that actually think about it enough to need a reason to consider it bad come to that conclusion
its not even bothersome or a time sink, you just let him hump your hand for 15 seconds til the knot pops out then he just stands around awkwardly shooting his shot for like 5 minutes til the knot goes back down. do it outside so theres nothing to clean up. the lifetime cumulative inconvenience of giving your dog biweekly handjobs is probably actually less than the net inconvenience of having them neutered which involves weeks of post-op recovery, micromanagement, cone wearing, making sure they dont chew their stitches out, etc. Plus handies are free and (presumably) feel nice vs surgery isn't and doesn't.
That's not even to address the health aspect of it where leaving intact also wins. But most people object on the basis of it being inconvenient to own a horny dog and it's really not true at all.
If any of this shit makes you blush then just wait til you have to drain your dog's anal glands or clean vomit off the floor after they puke up a half digested squirrel corpse. Touching a dog dick is nowhere even near the top of the list of gross shit that dog owners have to put up with routinely
are there any medical downsides to giving a dog a handie???
3 months ago
Anonymous
you could have an allergic reaction to dog semen
3 months ago
Anonymous
From what I remember from other people on /an who've gotten way too comfortable about the aspect of anonymity, a dogs penis shouldn't spend that long outside of the sheath or outside of another dogs pussy. It could end up with cracked skin. Furthermore a humans hand is way too rough on sensitive dog peen skin.
So just don't do it. Just don't. If you can't handle your dog being horny then neuter it or get a female.
3 months ago
Anonymous
you don't grab his dick moron, you grab the sheath
3 months ago
Anonymous
>a dogs penis shouldn't spend that long outside of the sheath or outside of another dogs pussy. It could end up with cracked skin.
not really. if you forced it outside of sheath for like 40 minutes maybe that would happen? dogs don't stay knotted for that long. and it stays erect for a while after popping out when they mate normally.
you basically have no excuse for not giving your dog a handie when it's necessary.
3 months ago
Anonymous
why would you be touching the actual peen with your hand anon
>having your balls, sexual urges and nothing to unleash them on while being locked in an apartment? or getting rid of all that shit and living a happy carefree life.
By this argument about 95% of this website’s population should castrate themselves
some people don't have any other option
real estate investor gays have fricked over the housing market with their cash offers over asking price, no one can compete against them with a mortgage
3 months ago
Anonymous
So kill them and reclaim your birthright.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I’m mostly joking I know how fricked the housing situation is in a lot of places but people who are renting should be doing whatever possible to stop rather than being complacent
That's a good thing. It's impossible for the average person to to ethically keep an intact cat and a clean home. You need a special outdoor enclosure like an exotic pet.
Basically pick one, no nuts or no cats. If you want cats with nuts and won't keep them properly contained, remove them from the "domestic animals" list so no one gets the smart idea of putting dogs down and pointlessly killing coyotes for fulfilling their natural role in the food chain.
Or just have your house smell like piss that works too
But it also increases their life span and quality of life. So castration is a plus for them. And for dogs too.
>And for dogs
Fake news for dogs. Larger and/or physically active breeds should be kept intact and only neutered just before the aging organs actually become disordered.
Most disorders linked to being intact are turning out to be heritable, so just more bad breeding on the part of dog sports/dog show people.
>another thread of dogfrickers
how do people as dumb as you even function in society
welcome to Wauf newfriends! it's always like this btw 🙂
But it also increases their life span and quality of life. So castration is a plus for them. And for dogs too.
It's a plus for you too
>people still believe this cucked bs in 2024
go get your own nuts chopped off then
you're replying to a woman
>xe thinks cats and dogs are equivalent to humans
>what if it was... le YOU???
Yeah a dog/cat/horse/steer and every other male animal that gets castrated regularly isnt gonna miss what it dont know. There are actual, genuine reasons why it's a bad idea to castrate your pet cat and dog, and this whole 'How would YOUUUUU feel about it!!!' Is moronic and veganesque.
>But it also increases their life span
verifiably false
>quality of life
wrong too
why are your balls still attached anon
>wrong too
what do you think would be worse? having your balls, sexual urges and nothing to unleash them on while being locked in an apartment? or getting rid of all that shit and living a happy carefree life. note that cats cannot jerk off
Cats can lick everything but the top of their heads...
>happy carefree life
most eunuchs also suffer from chronic depression, sex hormones are essential for maintaining motivation and good mood.
responsible pet owners leave the gonads and simply give their pets humping pillows or handjobs to keep them on the level. If you're not up to the task then don't get a pet.
not them but if you have a litter of dogs/cats that are male/female then it’s kind of necessary
have a (You) moron, you seem needy
>responsible pet owners leave the gonads and simply give their pets humping pillows or handjobs to keep them on the level
Serious question fellas but is it unethical in any way to give your buddy a handie or buy some cheap $20 sleeve from the boomer sex store to let him nut in?
I've got a 1 year old high energy male I'm training for agility so I want him intact for muscle mass, drive, etc. But he seems to have a hard time taking care of himself sometimes and gets frustrated over it
it's not unethical to give him a handie regardless
I get people do it for semen collection all the time, why do some people think it's unacceptable if it isn't for this purpose? Can dogs tell the difference?
because it's gross, not much deeper than that
fine if it's necessary and done for purely practical reasons, like any other weird gross medical thing doctors have to do, which breeders could be seen as vaguely doctor-adjacent
not fine if you could conceivably just not do it and are not a doctor, that makes you a weird-ass, especially if you like doing it on any level
i honestly don't get the impression that most people even think of it as abuse, most don't even think about it at all, only the small fraction of people that actually think about it enough to need a reason to consider it bad come to that conclusion
its not even bothersome or a time sink, you just let him hump your hand for 15 seconds til the knot pops out then he just stands around awkwardly shooting his shot for like 5 minutes til the knot goes back down. do it outside so theres nothing to clean up. the lifetime cumulative inconvenience of giving your dog biweekly handjobs is probably actually less than the net inconvenience of having them neutered which involves weeks of post-op recovery, micromanagement, cone wearing, making sure they dont chew their stitches out, etc. Plus handies are free and (presumably) feel nice vs surgery isn't and doesn't.
That's not even to address the health aspect of it where leaving intact also wins. But most people object on the basis of it being inconvenient to own a horny dog and it's really not true at all.
If any of this shit makes you blush then just wait til you have to drain your dog's anal glands or clean vomit off the floor after they puke up a half digested squirrel corpse. Touching a dog dick is nowhere even near the top of the list of gross shit that dog owners have to put up with routinely
I have never had to drain a dogs anal glands or clean up vomit.
>give your dog handjobs, preferably outside
I recommend not following this advice.
this, especially if you have neighbors
if you want to avoid making a mess put a condom on him, or just put the tip in your mouth
don’t listen to this guy you should always do it in very public areas it helps the dog to relax and feel safe
if i had to give a dog a handjob i would not do it outside i feel
Aren't there any behavioral downsides to this? Like aren't you basically conditioning the dog that you're a source of sexual relief?
It's the same as giving them food conditioning them to think that you're a source a food.
isn't that the whole point? otherwise your horny dog will hump the furniture or your neighbor's leg or the b***h down the road all of which are worse outcomes.
>do it outside so theres nothing to clean up
buddy do you just jerk off dogs in your backyard or something
are there any medical downsides to giving a dog a handie???
you could have an allergic reaction to dog semen
From what I remember from other people on /an who've gotten way too comfortable about the aspect of anonymity, a dogs penis shouldn't spend that long outside of the sheath or outside of another dogs pussy. It could end up with cracked skin. Furthermore a humans hand is way too rough on sensitive dog peen skin.
So just don't do it. Just don't. If you can't handle your dog being horny then neuter it or get a female.
you don't grab his dick moron, you grab the sheath
>a dogs penis shouldn't spend that long outside of the sheath or outside of another dogs pussy. It could end up with cracked skin.
not really. if you forced it outside of sheath for like 40 minutes maybe that would happen? dogs don't stay knotted for that long. and it stays erect for a while after popping out when they mate normally.
you basically have no excuse for not giving your dog a handie when it's necessary.
why would you be touching the actual peen with your hand anon
>cats cannot jerk off
you've obviously never owned a cat
>having your balls, sexual urges and nothing to unleash them on while being locked in an apartment? or getting rid of all that shit and living a happy carefree life.
By this argument about 95% of this website’s population should castrate themselves
I wanted to keep it Wauf related but you're not wrong
Only if they live in apartments
why?
rentcucks suck
some people don't have any other option
real estate investor gays have fricked over the housing market with their cash offers over asking price, no one can compete against them with a mortgage
So kill them and reclaim your birthright.
I’m mostly joking I know how fricked the housing situation is in a lot of places but people who are renting should be doing whatever possible to stop rather than being complacent
and it also turns them into weak homosexuals so uncastrated chads can bully them
Found the woman
>test
>mostly produced in testes
holy shit??!!
a good 10% is produced in kidneys or suprarenals iirc
yes, the suprarenal glands produce low levels of test too, that's why i said mostly, but i am pretty sure it's even lower than 10%
Why do you think there is such a thing as "tom cat jowls" on male street cats? You probably just thought they looked funny you dumbo.
Where do you think testosterone is produced?
i thought they might have had something else that produces test
i didn't think castration would turn your cat into an eunuch sissy
>eunuch
Guess what this word means you moronic frog.
you're a goddam idiot
That's a good thing. It's impossible for the average person to to ethically keep an intact cat and a clean home. You need a special outdoor enclosure like an exotic pet.
Basically pick one, no nuts or no cats. If you want cats with nuts and won't keep them properly contained, remove them from the "domestic animals" list so no one gets the smart idea of putting dogs down and pointlessly killing coyotes for fulfilling their natural role in the food chain.
Or just have your house smell like piss that works too
>And for dogs
Fake news for dogs. Larger and/or physically active breeds should be kept intact and only neutered just before the aging organs actually become disordered.
Most disorders linked to being intact are turning out to be heritable, so just more bad breeding on the part of dog sports/dog show people.
>It's impossible for the average person to to ethically keep an intact cat and a clean home.
my intact cat never marked a single time in my home the 5 years I've owned him where is this coming from
>I don't smell anything
Yeah that's what I thought until I broke out the UV lights
All pets piss and puke where they shouldnt way more than you think