ITT: We find try to find the shittiest shelter dog available for adoption. >100% good girl

ITT: We find try to find the shittiest shelter dog available for adoption

>100% good girl
>Adult-only home preferred
>Not good with cats
>Not good with dogs
>Only pet home
>Single Dog Home

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stuff the satanic beast full of tranquilizers
    >it still destroys your house

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prozac isn't a tranquilizer moron

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >breaks teeth destroying metal and plastic objects
      Seems like a quickly self correcting problem, no?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stepdaughter
      The memes write themselves

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >CLEAN IT UP JANNY

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel bad for this insane dog

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Euthanasia is really the only ethical treatment for these warped distortions of God's most perfect creation.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What organization is crossing all these random breeds with pitbulls. Why is it always pitbulls?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of it is random idiots who don't spay and neuter their dogs rather than planned mixes.

      No they euthanize them, generally.

      They actually do ship dogs around the country. Usually from southern states. There are even some pet rescues involved in international adoptions.
      https://www.petfinder.com/adopt-or-get-involved/adopting-pets/about/pet-transportation/

      The entire dog "rescue" community is a fricking racket.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Organizations do ship dogs, but you won't find many who will knowingly take in a dog with a bite history and not immediately euthanize it. Maybe a few, but it's rare.

        t. Board member of animal shelter

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You remember all the ads about how you need to "spay and neuter your pets"? Well, only white people did it. So all the white breeds of dog like collies and hound dogs got genocided while the Black person dogs bred like rabbits. The few white breeds that escaped the holocaust were left with no choice but to breed with the orcen hordes.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cringing so fricking hard at this thread you've made.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek go cry to reddit about it

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Omae wa mo taberareta

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you cringing at the dogs, or just the idea of the thread?

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a retired fighting dog.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      possible but also could have just gotten into a fight with a fellow pit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      All pits are

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        False. They only retire when they die.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"It's all in how they were raised!"
    >"Don't shop. Adopt this random traumatized 3 year old dog that was a "bait dog" rescued from an abusive environment."

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't shelters worried to be the ones responsible for death and or disfigurement one of these agressive pitbulls might cause?

    That's a heavy thing to bear.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They literally don't care as long as someone takes away the shitbulls

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They probably make you sign some shit so they aren't liable when it eats grandma.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I looked it up, and there have been some cases where people successfully sued the shelter after getting bitten by a dog somebody else got at a shelter. There might be some cases where someone got mauled by a dog they themselves got from the shelter. I didn't spend a lot of time looking into it.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          If the shelter lied about the breed, or omits important information such as the dog having previous assaults, behavioral problems, illnesses, or not being fixed, you can sue them. But if you adopt a pitbull that says "Princess needs to be rehomed to a home with no pets because she is always fighting with the other doggies!", the shelter can just wash its hands.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the dog having previous assaults
            Don't they pretty much ship them around the country and give them a whole new identity when that happens?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, you're thinking of Catholic priests.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pits are the Catholic priests of the dog world.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              No they euthanize them, generally.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Adopted a dog
    >Mauled to death 5 hours later
    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/11/17/animal-loving-man-killed-newly-adopted-dog/75910376/
    lol

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rottweiler ownership speedrunning world champion

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pound picked up the stray dog off the street and adopted it out less than a week later
      Jesus

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      dogs rule cats dr- ack

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Some of her down falls are that she will try to kill anything that moves.
      >She doesn't bite but has a big bark.
      So she's aggressive but hasn't bitten anyone *yet*

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      that is the least delusional pit mommy i have ever seen

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      this has to be a troll with how stealth-dramatic it is.... right?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this has to be a troll with how stealth-dramatic it is.... right?
        Nah, its typical of trash pitbull owner brain rot

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Climbing trees
      It's over. Nowhere is safe.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >climbing trees
      lost it

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    My local shelter just has the usual "mixed breed" for everything with a pitbull head.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's a cute labrador

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    this has been at my local pizza joint for awhile.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >So, come grab your -boyfriend- we mean dog!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >snuggle motivated
        Is just code for a possessive domineering neurotic dog

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >come grab your boyfriend
        what the heck did they mean by this

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        frightening

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can see one of the souls he's killed in the top right, warning others away.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        homie missing his entire frontal lobe.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the fricking font for his name
        >dumb as a bag of hammers
        >only animal household
        >older kids only
        >boyfriend
        >detroit
        No way anything is gonna top this.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mickey be lookin SMASHED and SLAMMED

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Money says the skull dent is from the last time he mauled an old lady and got beat with a lead pipe to get him to let go

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No cats
    Means it has already killed at least one cat

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      So? Cats are prey. Housing dogs and cats is like housing cats and sparrows.

      People shouldn't expect an inferior vermin animal to get along with a superior apex predator unless the apex predator is literally dysfunctionally moronic. Catgays eternal salt over dogs reminding them that "le egyptian god animal" is just some overgrown rat is exactly what it would be like if doggays thought it was a "problem" if pet jaguars were eating their chihuahuas.

      The ONLY dogs that have a 0% chance of eating cats are literally moronic and would starve without someone scooping their kibble.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day subhuman

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      stray/outdoor cats cause so much harm to the ecosystem that i can't feel sorry for them

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dinosaurs had feathers, chud.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did Sauropods?

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    these things are so dysgenic and ugly. you'd think that they'd be less popular because they're so fricking ugly

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Total pitbull death. There's enough dogs, don't need them. Bred to be killers, literally is in their DNA, can be the best owner in the world and the dog will still maul everything.

      Ugly people like ugly dogs.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women love ugly ass animals for some reason. You'll go over to some girls house and she'll say "oh I can't wait for you to meet Princess!" and it's the ugliest fricking abomination you've ever seen in your life.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You'll go over to some girls house
        what did he mean by this?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          touch grass

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's some shitbulls that look cuter, but they're equally deadly. Pitbulls like in OP's pic, I don't know what breed they are but they're fricking scary.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Marghe Pitbull very affectionate, sterilized...Temperament... it's a PITBULL, period! She will be given only after following the adoption process which includes filling out an information form and a pre and post foster visit by a local volunteer! NO SAME SEX DOGS, opposite sex to be evaluated upon inclusion! NO CATS! NO SMALL CHILDREN, because she is exuberant and very physical when playing!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are so many deranged shelter posts that it's impossible to know whether this is real or not

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is real. I omitted the part where it lists the contact info, of course.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Christ

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mauls a child
      >Oh she's just exuberant hihi

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    That first photo is quite unsettling. Also I think you've already won the game, that dog checks all the boxes and even comes with misleading happy-go-lucky description.

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