ITT evolutionary perfection

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not trying to be rude, but why do you consider horseshoe crabs evolutionary perfections?

    • 2 months ago
      Crabanon

      not op but its a funny meme about a creature that never changed "visually" and is still around

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    never forget the sacrifices of those who fought to get us here

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how'd they invent toxic lagoons 100 million years ago

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably a brine pool or something.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lagoons often have anoxic bottoms. It's why you get so many fossils from them.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same way rivers can naturally get algal blooms after drought.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*flips you over
    where's your god now?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a moron who believes "retains its original state" = "biologically successful" again

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder they all die as a result of this and by 2040 horseshoe crabs will be completely extinct thanks to Human greed.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        IIRC it is almost exclusively the Chinese doing this.
        Yet another ecological disaster we can thank them for.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/horseshoe-crab-blood-miracle-vaccine-ingredient.html

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're welcome

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yea but you said it was all chinks. My point was that Amemorons are just as culpable in this situation. Don't get me wrong I hate chink countries and what they do to animals, but the hicks out west are pretty fricked up too.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but the hicks out west are pretty fricked up too.
                >implying hicks are the ones harvesting horseshoe crab blood to make medicine
                I grew up around marsh hicks and they ignored them or gaped at them. The most interaction people had with them was taking one of the gull picked shells home to hang on their wall.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty sure he used hick to describe Americans in general.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah you can tell it's a third worlder coping

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >China isnt evil for causing extinctions in the name of made up stone age witchcraft
                >look, americans are slightly depressing populations to make actual medicine and continuously monitoring the program to ensure it doesn't cause permanent ecological damage!
                Actual CCP shill, more obvious than when glowies bust into random conversations like "anyways who here hates russia!? HOORAH!"

                Horseshoe crab harvesting is sustainable and is on track to be replaced by a synthetic alternative

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"america does this awful practice too"
                >gets presented evidence they do
                >SHILL!!!!!!! SHILL!!!!!!!!! CHINESE SHILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                why are sharts this fragile?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                But america harvests sustainably for real medicine and china wipes out populations for superstitious nonsense you wumao b***h

                Tianmen square massacre happened, ccp killed innocent students for demanding freedom. Taiwan is the true china. Goodbye, shill!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >having this much of a meltdown over facts
                lmao

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The fact is china destroys horseshoe crabs for disproven superstition and america is sustainably harvesting horseshoe crabs for functional medicine and is planning to phase the practice out as soon as it is economically viable

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                K but like the others said it’s nowhere near the same situation

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >for vaccines that don't stop the virus and actually make the virus mutate and get worse
            Well that's assuming the vaccinated don't actually spread it more by being a reservoir for it that doesn't antagonise it at all.

            Other way, all for nothing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        they don't

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks man

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Used to love these things as a kid. There is something so unique about them that still speaks to my child like wonder

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