I am not one to hold a prejudice against any animal, but it is a plain fact that the spottedhyenais not well served by its appearance. It is ugly beyond redemption. Its thick neck and high shoulders that slope to the hindquarters look as if they've come from a discarded prototype for the giraffe, and its shaggy, coarse coat seems to have been patched together from the leftovers of creation. The colour is a bungled mix of tan, black, yellow, grey, with the spots having none of the classy ostentation of a leopard's rosettes; they look rather like the symptoms of a skin disease, a virulent form of mange. The head is broad and too massive, with a high forehead, like that of a bear, but suffering from a receding hairline, and with ears that look ridiculously mouse-like, large and round, when they haven't been torn off in battle. The mouth is forever open and panting. The nostrils are too big. The tail is scraggly and unwagging. The gait is shambling. All the parts put together look doglike, but like no dog anyone would want as apet.
Giant squids. I hate them and I thank God Sperm Whales exist to eat them. When I was a kid I was so afraid of giant squids that I would try to make the clicking noises that Sperm Whales make whenever I was at the beach in the hopes that one would come to keep the squids away.
These guys are unironically my favourite colour. If I ever wanted to spent money on a custom car, I'd get it painted in precisely this shade of iridescent green.
I fucking hate deer
I am not one to hold a prejudice against any animal, but it is a plain fact that the spottedhyenais not well served by its appearance. It is ugly beyond redemption. Its thick neck and high shoulders that slope to the hindquarters look as if they've come from a discarded prototype for the giraffe, and its shaggy, coarse coat seems to have been patched together from the leftovers of creation. The colour is a bungled mix of tan, black, yellow, grey, with the spots having none of the classy ostentation of a leopard's rosettes; they look rather like the symptoms of a skin disease, a virulent form of mange. The head is broad and too massive, with a high forehead, like that of a bear, but suffering from a receding hairline, and with ears that look ridiculously mouse-like, large and round, when they haven't been torn off in battle. The mouth is forever open and panting. The nostrils are too big. The tail is scraggly and unwagging. The gait is shambling. All the parts put together look doglike, but like no dog anyone would want as apet.
ticks
they could all disappear tomorrow and no animal would be affected by that, they only exist to hurt
they exist for population control, very necessary
Mosqui-
these
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I don't trust them.
Literally too stupid to live without human interference
Giant squids. I hate them and I thank God Sperm Whales exist to eat them. When I was a kid I was so afraid of giant squids that I would try to make the clicking noises that Sperm Whales make whenever I was at the beach in the hopes that one would come to keep the squids away.
i normally like bugs, but these guys are the fucking worst
literally just exist to annoy people for hours and then get eaten by birds
These guys are unironically my favourite colour. If I ever wanted to spent money on a custom car, I'd get it painted in precisely this shade of iridescent green.
well i just mean flies in general, those ones are pretty ye
IP count didnt go up btw
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I too, dislike women.
same i hate women too
fuck women