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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >exotic
    To whom? They're an AmeriCanadian breed, developed in Michigan and Ontario. If you're from North America, they're not exotic.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Depends on the allergy. They still lick themselves and most cat allergies are to the saliva, which dries and powder off like pollen, not the fur. Most people with cat allergies would have it worse with a sphinx cat because there's no fur to absorb the saliva.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gobolin

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the spaghetti worms in my aquarium surfaced this week for some reason and goddamn that one ugly motherfricker. Think of your average fat annelid worm but full of tentacles all over protuberaring and knotting with no rhyme or reason. no visible mouth or distinction between arms and tentacles, it’s all extremely chaotic.
    Then came my shrimp and it started poking holes in it so it deflated losing a lot of white liquid and went back to the gravel.
    I didn’t take any pics and never really found a good one on the internet either.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look in a mirror :DDD

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why are cat's eyes so alluring?
    Like no other animals have such captivating and expressive eyes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You've probably got the brainworms

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because catgays have extremely basic b***h taste

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No contest

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that is a right and proper SMASHED and SLAMMED specimen right there

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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    They lose hair by about the 6-8 year mark and can become completely hairless as they get older. Skin cancer not withstanding.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, an arid region cat gets skin cancer?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >can gets
        It happens in temperate too. They are incredibly inbred and unhealthy cats.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Great Lakes region, where they come from, is not arid. Did you think they were from Egypt? lmao

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gato cojones

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you have to wipe their asses or they'll stamp you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus
      It keeps getting worse

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up.

      I only had to wipe mine when he was a kitten.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt your gross meme cat got cleaner as much as you got used to the nastiness

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He is my filthy little boy <3
          But no he doesn't get poopy butt anymore

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you have to do this extra thing to accommodate owning this breed that you love.
      I agree sphynxes are ugly as sin, but that's why people who love them love them so much. How is doing that any different from someone who has a small dog having to express their anal glands every now and again, or someone who has a pet bird having to clean up bird shit from their floor every day? Oh, is it because you're an ass-blasted, mindless NPC who hates cats because The Kool Kids on the Mongolian basket weaving forum told you that it's now cool to hate them? I thought so.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >How is doing that any different from someone who has a small dog having to express their anal glands every now and again
        wat

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mention mundane detail
        >get blasted with an insulting paragraph
        get your head examined

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >They're exotic, strange and beautiful, a breed not everyone knows how to love.
    kinda sounds like brazilian fart porn

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brazilian fart porn smells better

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