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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are these frickers so venomous?? snakes venoms have no business being that fricking strong

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen a bunch of explanations
      >venom gets diluted in water so it gives a shitload of venom.
      >fish are even faster then shit like mice so you need to kill them as fast as possible.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even sharks don't mess with them.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw sometimes I have an irrational fear of a snake crawling up from the toilet while i'm taking a shit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      When i was a kid i has this but with a crab pincing my cheeks

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is that b***h's hair

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sea snakes can't even move on land, though. They give live birth.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Arbitrary rules?

        Sea snakes can't drink ocean water.
        Sea snakes can't exist in cold waters.
        Sea snakes are tiny and have only existed for a couple million years

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Sea snakes can't drink ocean water.
          We don't know if mosasaurs could.
          >Sea snakes can't exist in cold waters.
          We don't know if mosasaurs could.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>Sea snakes can't drink ocean water.
            >We don't know if mosasaurs could.
            Do you have a clue how sea serpents drink water? A Mosasaurus wouldn't be able to do that.
            >We don't know if mosasaurs could.
            With that size? Some probably could. Being big allows to retain internal heat.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sea kraits are a genus of venomous elapid sea snakes (subfamily: Laticaudinae), Laticauda. They are semiaquatic, and retain the wide ventral scales typical of terrestrial snakes for moving on land, but also have paddle-shaped tails for swimming.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why don't sea turtles give live birth?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because they haven't been in the ocean for very long. They aren't related to older extinct sea turtle families, and are instead more closely related to snapping turtles.
          Also there may be anatomical issues that prevent sea turtles from giving live birth that other marine reptiles don't experience.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sea snakes can't even move on land, though. They give live birth.
        What's the correlation there? plenty of terrestrial snakes are ovoviviparous. Garters, common boas, all kinds of vipers including crotalids.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. Also the iguanas from Galapagos
      OP is a moron

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are a fricking moron

        Sea snakes can't even move on land, though. They give live birth.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP utterly destroyed.

      Also penguins.

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