Isn't it amazing how food literally grows on trees? We're so blessed.

Isn't it amazing how food literally grows on trees? We're so blessed.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Any botanists in? Are my bears ripe for picking?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      those are animals u would need a paleontoligist not an harborist, idiot!

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you are high,aren't you

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why do trees grow food they don't even eat it

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    its not so amazing cause we did that. the fruit you posted did not come into existence naturally- human minds cultivated and bred plants into palatable fruits and vegetables.
    if you went back 3000 years ago, you would see none of the fruits or veggies you recognize today

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Humans are carnivores originally anything from plants is a sad fall but one we all have to live with

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        humans have always been opportunistic omnivores tho

        Just what americans need, more food.

        americans need healthier food and fruit would be a way better snack than doritos or french fries

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          except they would now just be eating fruit on their way to eat doritos and french fries. its not lile fruit is rare or expensive. the option is always there, they just dont want it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          bro
          first we were chased out of the trees, man, where fruits were plentiful, so when we hit the groundw e had to kill the mammoths, bro.
          that's the period where we became carnivores for like 10 billion years, then the tundra disappeared and small pheasants came around, and we couldn't hunt the mammoths any longer, so we started eating some veggies
          duh

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >MONSANTO: Did you just plant a seed that wasn't bought from us..?
    >proceeds to genetically alter seeds to only work once
    >hmm much better

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Real question: where the frick else would it come from?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      animals

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ohhhh true true

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Food LITERALLY GROWS ON TREES
    >People are still starving
    I say that they deserve it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Food literally grows on trees
      >Homeless people aren't nursing their own small orchards and building houses
      >even if they wanted to, the trees would be uprooted and structures torn down
      This whole system is fricked

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        as a kid i always wanted to use primitive methods to cultivate my own food and make a house from mud bricks and everything, but then learned about "zoning laws" and "land ownership" and my dreams were crushed. absolutely fricked.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      capitalism has failed

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There's a little movement to have public fruit orchards near residential areas here in the U.S. so you could just be walking home and grab yourself an apple on the way. I like that idea.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wouldnt these be pretty exposed to pollution ?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I could think of 7 reasons why that wouldn't work out

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Chinese will literally come and take them all to resell.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Around here, they even go into fenced gardens, harvesting all they can. Glad my backyard is protected enough. But public gardens with paying members with their own vegetable plots? Yet another pest to control. One which is more difficult to deter.

        Funfact, a few new ones went mushroom hunting and made a soup for their family, dumbasses mistook some Amanita Phalloides for edible ones from china. Sought help after the weakest ones died. Multiple, not with the first death.. I believe 2 out of 9 survived, one didn't eat the soup, the other just had a scrap left, needed a liver transplant.

        Note- if they just follow the customs around here- not a problem with them. But thieves, and the ones fricking up nature around here, frick that.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm the anon who posted about public food gardens and I'm actually of Chinese descent lel

          My family are good Americans, but we do know a family who stole a water lily from a public garden and have it growing in their backyard pond.
          And I once had a roommate from China who complained that bikeshare didn't work there because her countrymen have no morals and you'd just see the public bikes lying around with the valuable parts missing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Here where I'm from they specifically replaced all fruit bearing trees from the street to avoid exactly that, because the goy can't have free stuff.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just what americans need, more food.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      In smaller nicer communities? Maybe as just a neighborhood quality thing. In bigger towns? No way. People won’t give it much respect and strip it bare, and like others here said the ghetto blacks will tear it apart and the Chinese will just take all the fruit and resell it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Only you mentioned blacks. Rent free.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >gets infested with pests because nobody is maintaining them
      mmhh yes, apple with bugs, perfect!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you just eat the non-infested part
        apples with worms are the best, because you know it's not full of pesticides and other crap that will turn you gay

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i'd take that over it being coated in a sheen of Monsanto

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i love my monsanto sheen it makes my hair shiny and all the ladies in the town love me

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >mmhh yes, apple with bugs, perfect!
        free protein

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Such a thing used to exist, and it was such a bad idea that we still refer to them in economics
      >tragedy of the commons

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        just have guards.
        >Who guards them?
        The community.
        >Why will they not just steal them when it's their turn to guard them?
        Keep a record of who's guarding them and punish someone who lets theft happen while they're there.
        >But it's illegal to punish them for that because blah blah
        Sounds like the law's the problem.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, I never really thought about it like that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It really do be like that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      TPBP

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    your point being?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My point is you can go frick yourself

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        your point being?

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