Is this a mountain lion, cougar, puma, catamount, or panther?

Is this a mountain lion, cougar, puma, catamount, or panther?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why, that there is a painter cat. They haint in them hills.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not that kind of haint, you dunder-mifflin. They stalk around in the brush.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >don't talk to me or my sons ever again

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looking cute as all hell. Gonna take it as a pet.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    like sourdough and butter

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Butter is a good name for a cat.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was referencing an Anon who had a Cougar pet and she was in heat and he had to sate her by finger fricking vegana. He was asked if he licked his finger afterward and what it tasted like.

        >Like sourdough with a little butter on it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      tastes good when licking it off your finger 😉

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine hiking in the middle of night and you hear this haha

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is it screaming?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        shes horny (actually)

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok the 40 names are:

    Cougar
    Mountain Lion
    Puma
    Panther
    Catamount
    Painter
    Ghost Cat
    Shadow Cat
    American Lion
    Florida Panther
    Red Lion
    Deer Tiger
    Mexican Lion
    Silver Lion
    Brown Tiger
    Black Tiger
    Gray Lion
    Eastern Cougar
    Western Cougar
    North American Cat
    California Lion
    Colorado Cougar
    Dakota Lion
    Texas Lion
    Nebraska Lion
    Oregon Lion
    Wyoming Lion
    Arizona Lion
    New Mexico Lion
    Utah Lion
    Montana Lion
    Nevada Lion
    Idaho Lion
    Washington Lion
    Canadian Lion
    South American Cougar
    Andean Cougar
    Chilean Lion
    Peruvian Lion
    Patagonian Puma

    A lot of them it looks like are in the form of "Location Cougar/Lion" the list is pretty bloated actually.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      S Tier: Ghost Cat, Shadow Cat, Catamount

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      moutain lion is best.
      >is a lion (kind of)
      >lives in the mountains

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's missing caterwauler

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would YOU climb into the cougarhole?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure these, a florida panther, are different from the mountain lion. it's bigger

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The genetic stock of a Florida panther versus a cougar from the Western US is virtually identical. The Florida Panther is just a remnant portion of eastern cougars, which are (were) themselves just an eastern colonial population of the general North American cougar population that is still present in the western half of the US and Canada. There's honestly no point in trying to maintain a pure genepool for the Florida cougars since they are just getting increasingly inbred, and the western cougars recolonizing into the east will inevitably breed with them anyway when they reach Florida.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      those eyes are trying to seduce me

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trying to seduce you? I feel literally raped by her stare!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I made peace with the fact that if I ever met a big cat I would get mauled for my inability to not rub cat belly.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer catamount just because I think it's the most interesting name option. Fan of cuguar too, though.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's my wife. Thank you for supporting her OF.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    We call them painters because the tip of their tails is black

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My town has had a super big problem with older cougars coming pretty far in the last few years. I think it's partly because of some recent real estate developments.
    No joke, in January, a cougar walked through my backyard not 8 feet from my window and we caught it on camera and it made the news. We live a good mile or two from the edge of town.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      And it's a problem because...?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, if a couple college students in the middle of town are being stalked by a cougar that's a problem

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The cougar holds the Guinness record for the animal with the greatest number of names, with over 40 in English alone

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ever north american mammal is actually a cougar in disguise
      you don't want to know how deep the cougarhole goes

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        But I'm a North American mammal...

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          thats exactly what a cougar would say

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cougars scare me. Their screams are unsettling.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Weebshits ruin everything

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Where do you think you are?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              the ANIMAL board you foolish weeb

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                On a Jo-Jo's Bizarre Adventure fandom website.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >on the gay website

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Lebrewsky claims that the female mountain lion forcibly rubbed its genitals onto him on numerous occasions and that he felt compelled to give her an orgasm, fearing for his life.

          >“If I didn’t give her what she wanted, she would get really aggressive and all, but as I told a friend: I’ve had worst sex in my life with human beings,” he added, laughingly.

          >Although Lebrewsky’s fiancé did not take so kindly to the news, he says she is happy that he is healthy and well and that she does not consider what happened as cheating, under these particular circumstances, and that their wedding plans are still scheduled for this summer.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        AND IT WAS ABOUT THAT TIME I NOTICED I DIDN'T HAVE A POSSUM LIVING IN MY ATTIC, BUT A FULL GROWN MOUNTAIN LION!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want some cougar hole

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    its a keedykyat

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a googer :DD

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      :D:DDD

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        ebin :DDD

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        saved

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      let me show you the dance of my people

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    we call them mountain lions where I'm from.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That is a Florida Panther

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Florida has Pumas and Death Metal, I need to move there!

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