He was referencing an Anon who had a Cougar pet and she was in heat and he had to sate her by finger fricking vegana. He was asked if he licked his finger afterward and what it tasted like.
The genetic stock of a Florida panther versus a cougar from the Western US is virtually identical. The Florida Panther is just a remnant portion of eastern cougars, which are (were) themselves just an eastern colonial population of the general North American cougar population that is still present in the western half of the US and Canada. There's honestly no point in trying to maintain a pure genepool for the Florida cougars since they are just getting increasingly inbred, and the western cougars recolonizing into the east will inevitably breed with them anyway when they reach Florida.
My town has had a super big problem with older cougars coming pretty far in the last few years. I think it's partly because of some recent real estate developments.
No joke, in January, a cougar walked through my backyard not 8 feet from my window and we caught it on camera and it made the news. We live a good mile or two from the edge of town.
>Lebrewsky claims that the female mountain lion forcibly rubbed its genitals onto him on numerous occasions and that he felt compelled to give her an orgasm, fearing for his life.
>“If I didn’t give her what she wanted, she would get really aggressive and all, but as I told a friend: I’ve had worst sex in my life with human beings,” he added, laughingly.
>Although Lebrewsky’s fiancé did not take so kindly to the news, he says she is happy that he is healthy and well and that she does not consider what happened as cheating, under these particular circumstances, and that their wedding plans are still scheduled for this summer.
Why, that there is a painter cat. They haint in them hills.
Not that kind of haint, you dunder-mifflin. They stalk around in the brush.
>don't talk to me or my sons ever again
Looking cute as all hell. Gonna take it as a pet.
like sourdough and butter
Butter is a good name for a cat.
He was referencing an Anon who had a Cougar pet and she was in heat and he had to sate her by finger fricking vegana. He was asked if he licked his finger afterward and what it tasted like.
>Like sourdough with a little butter on it.
tastes good when licking it off your finger 😉
imagine hiking in the middle of night and you hear this haha
why is it screaming?
shes horny (actually)
yes
Ok the 40 names are:
Cougar
Mountain Lion
Puma
Panther
Catamount
Painter
Ghost Cat
Shadow Cat
American Lion
Florida Panther
Red Lion
Deer Tiger
Mexican Lion
Silver Lion
Brown Tiger
Black Tiger
Gray Lion
Eastern Cougar
Western Cougar
North American Cat
California Lion
Colorado Cougar
Dakota Lion
Texas Lion
Nebraska Lion
Oregon Lion
Wyoming Lion
Arizona Lion
New Mexico Lion
Utah Lion
Montana Lion
Nevada Lion
Idaho Lion
Washington Lion
Canadian Lion
South American Cougar
Andean Cougar
Chilean Lion
Peruvian Lion
Patagonian Puma
A lot of them it looks like are in the form of "Location Cougar/Lion" the list is pretty bloated actually.
S Tier: Ghost Cat, Shadow Cat, Catamount
moutain lion is best.
>is a lion (kind of)
>lives in the mountains
It's missing caterwauler
Would YOU climb into the cougarhole?
pretty sure these, a florida panther, are different from the mountain lion. it's bigger
The genetic stock of a Florida panther versus a cougar from the Western US is virtually identical. The Florida Panther is just a remnant portion of eastern cougars, which are (were) themselves just an eastern colonial population of the general North American cougar population that is still present in the western half of the US and Canada. There's honestly no point in trying to maintain a pure genepool for the Florida cougars since they are just getting increasingly inbred, and the western cougars recolonizing into the east will inevitably breed with them anyway when they reach Florida.
those eyes are trying to seduce me
Trying to seduce you? I feel literally raped by her stare!
I made peace with the fact that if I ever met a big cat I would get mauled for my inability to not rub cat belly.
I prefer catamount just because I think it's the most interesting name option. Fan of cuguar too, though.
That's my wife. Thank you for supporting her OF.
We call them painters because the tip of their tails is black
My town has had a super big problem with older cougars coming pretty far in the last few years. I think it's partly because of some recent real estate developments.
No joke, in January, a cougar walked through my backyard not 8 feet from my window and we caught it on camera and it made the news. We live a good mile or two from the edge of town.
And it's a problem because...?
Anon, if a couple college students in the middle of town are being stalked by a cougar that's a problem
>The cougar holds the Guinness record for the animal with the greatest number of names, with over 40 in English alone
ever north american mammal is actually a cougar in disguise
you don't want to know how deep the cougarhole goes
But I'm a North American mammal...
thats exactly what a cougar would say
Cougars scare me. Their screams are unsettling.
Weebshits ruin everything
Where do you think you are?
the ANIMAL board you foolish weeb
On a Jo-Jo's Bizarre Adventure fandom website.
>on the gay website
>Lebrewsky claims that the female mountain lion forcibly rubbed its genitals onto him on numerous occasions and that he felt compelled to give her an orgasm, fearing for his life.
>“If I didn’t give her what she wanted, she would get really aggressive and all, but as I told a friend: I’ve had worst sex in my life with human beings,” he added, laughingly.
>Although Lebrewsky’s fiancé did not take so kindly to the news, he says she is happy that he is healthy and well and that she does not consider what happened as cheating, under these particular circumstances, and that their wedding plans are still scheduled for this summer.
AND IT WAS ABOUT THAT TIME I NOTICED I DIDN'T HAVE A POSSUM LIVING IN MY ATTIC, BUT A FULL GROWN MOUNTAIN LION!
I want some cougar hole
its a keedykyat
it's a googer :DD
:D:DDD
ebin :DDD
saved
let me show you the dance of my people
we call them mountain lions where I'm from.
That is a Florida Panther
Florida has Pumas and Death Metal, I need to move there!