Is there ANY negative to releasing these all over the US?

Is there ANY negative to releasing these all over the US?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There corpses would clutter up the landscape.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of their victims, you mean.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Might as well import some gryphons and dragons while we're at it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Griphons are my favorite animal, so I agree.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gryphons
      I wish Gilda was real

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go back to furaffinity, tourist.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Chill, dweeb

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          what are you? a fricking meadowBlack person?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go back to furaffinity, tourist.

        what are you? a fricking meadowBlack person?

        lmao

        There corpses would clutter up the landscape.

        this isn't a major problem. the department of fish and wildlife could just issue hunting tags for them

        or the DFW could just pick up the bodies if they are found, possibly cutting off the head and legs with a chainsaw or something so it could be loaded into a standard pickup. gruesome but they could make it work easily, it's not an insurmountable issue

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      giwtwm

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao he actually looked like he was into it lmao

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, he did open his mouth

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can't be raped by a giraffe since no reasonable person would resist a giraffe's advances

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is up with all the graphuckers itt

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        idk it seems pretty self-explanatory

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          idgi

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            idgi = I dig giraffe insemination

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              That is not what I meant >:(

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                sure it wasn't

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the best place in the USA where giraffes would thrive?

    I am thinking this area, in Northern California, may be good for giraffes. similar to the Savannah.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is the top right corner of California.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They'd adore both coasts honestly, the great plains and the mojave would be a divide in their population but if they were seeded on both sides I think they're thrive both sides. I could see them marching through appalachia or even up into new england.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        imagine them wandering through the ozarks or great plains.

        is there any way the US Forest Service would seriously consider a proposal to transplant giraffes in the USA?

        Which agency would be in charge of that? Forest Service or someone else

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          lmao no, they don't even want any of the native animals. Doesn't matter which government agency you're talking about, they hate the idea of anything good happening in the US at all.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            what would happen if people smuggled giraffes into the country from mexico and set up a breeding operation for them?

            You think the US government would issue hunting tags for them?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I doubt it, they don't care about invasive species either.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Ks5yS7v.jpg

      this is the top right corner of California.

      They'd adore both coasts honestly, the great plains and the mojave would be a divide in their population but if they were seeded on both sides I think they're thrive both sides. I could see them marching through appalachia or even up into new england.

      imagine them wandering through the ozarks or great plains.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Theu can decapitate a lion with a single kick and they are very territorial.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like a good trait to have when surrounded by Blacks.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why giraffes instead of elephants

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ideally both.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Giraffes are pretty.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would a spotless giraffe when she's at least double the height

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      When she's at precisely the correct stature that doesn't call for a pail?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/M2ducPc.jpg

      obvious ai

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine domesticating giraffes and riding them around town. There's no reason it wouldn't be possible.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you want to bring a megafauna to North America, it should be one that evolved there and died out: Camels.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree entirely. There's no reason not to bring both varieties over to north america.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you want to bring a megafauna to North America, it should be one that evolved there and died out: Camels.

        IIRC, the US Army imported 70 camels on two trips from the Middle East in 18...53, I believe, to fight in the Indian wars and the Mormon wars. The first trip brought 33, one died en route but two were born so 34 made the trip and the second brought the rest.
        IDR the reason, exactly, but the camels were abandoned in what are now Arizona, New Mexico and western Texas. The feral camels survived until the 1960s, IINM, when the last confirmed sighting occured in Arizona.
        People occasionally report seeing camels in the region but no sightings have ever been confirmed. There are also reports of fricking ghost camels, lol
        Strangely enough, I saw a camel a few years ago in Pennsylvania just sitting in the snow on the side of the road but not once on the American Southwest. If memory serves, that particular camel was being hauled from-and-to somewhere and the vehicle broke down so they let the camel out to stretch its legs a bit while awaiting repairs.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          kino

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you take any pics of the camel?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Driving in the highway. Couldn't exactly do that but I'm sure somebody pulled over and snapped a shot. Gimme a sec to Google it.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Did you take any pics of the camel?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Neat

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                cute camel. We should breed a mini version of them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      America is a nation of invasive species, bigot

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't lions also live in North America at one point? They should be brought back too

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Giraffe is standing on Train Tracks, eating exposed leaves
    >Doesn't get scared by train horn
    >Gets liquefied and stopes train for several hours
    And let's not even get started on what would happen if a car hit one of them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The trains don't run on time and constantly get derailed anyway. Just trim the tree branches further back from the tracks.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't imagine a giraffe not getting scared off by a train horn.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There would be morons that would try to hurt them.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Importing invasive species from Africa to the Americas has never led to negative consequences throughout history. Bring it on.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, are there other examples?

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    black people would either be scared or just shoot them indiscriminately

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I come to this fricking board for dinosaurs and these are the threads I end up in...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't intend for this thread to be furgays. I just wanted to release megafauna in north america because I think it would be based.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dinosaur threads are even shittier than bestiality threads.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    yea.. i'd be fricking them non stop

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I was a billionaire, this is what I would do. But like make it seem fake or something, have a "zoo" out in oklahoma or something and then just accidentally have a bunch escape

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is an excellent idea.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if any billionaire has already done something like this with other animals

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You could totally do it with some non-traditional livestock animals. Emu, rhea, ostrich, camel, antelope, etc.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You could totally do it with some non-traditional livestock animals.
          phrasing

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            ?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'll stick to giraffes to accomodate my larger-than-average size, endurance, and general good looks

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I used to live in a part of rural Oregon where some richgay imported a bunch of white fallow deer. Of course it's really difficult to keep deer contained and some escaped and started interbreeding with the native whitetails. Some mornings I'd be driving to work and big white stag would just sort of appear out of the fog.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There was that drug dealer that brought in a dozen hippos in South America and after he died they just started roaming the land. Government homosexuals though are trying to kill them off.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ywn be able to kill hippos with your buddies in colombia

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can't because animal rights homosexuals WHO DON'T EVEN LIVE IN COLOMBIA got upset about some super shooter guy with the best aim ever killing one from, like, a million meters away or some shit. One. They got pissed about a single fricking hippo getting shit and petitioned some homosexual judge to pass some homosexual law that makes it illegal to kill some invasive homosexual species THAT SHOULDN'T BE IN COLOMBIA IN THE FIRST FRICKING PLACE.

            https://i.imgur.com/l4AJZlR.jpg

            Hearst Castle in California has a herd of loose zebras after they escaped from a menagerie. There's also an entire population of nilgai, thirty to forty thousand, in Texas after they were brought onto ranches for hunting.

            Neat

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hearst Castle in California has a herd of loose zebras after they escaped from a menagerie. There's also an entire population of nilgai, thirty to forty thousand, in Texas after they were brought onto ranches for hunting.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Aw snap! called out.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Good man, frick them jannies. Can't stop real men from enjoying those sleek slender giraffe curves.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol guess the jannies aren't real men

      https://i.imgur.com/nJfQwxh.gif

      [...]
      Aw snap! called out.

      Is... she winking at me?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This was one of his favorites. He said once, “I didn’t know they could train giraffes to do this.” No one ever told him this was animated.
      >He was a proud member of the Masonic Lodge,
      I hate freemasons

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thread about "haha what if we make funny long antelope into invasive species?"
    >turns into zoophile thread
    Why. Why can't we just talk about animals like normal people for once?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What would you like to say about animals, friend?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a giraffe thread, it was bound to happen.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Giraffes are big and cute, I like their long necks and funny walks

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically wish these people would die. Keep in mind that there is a very large overlap between zoophilia and pedophilia too.

      https://i.imgur.com/2KGdHst.jpg

      Is there ANY negative to releasing these all over the US?

      I don't think giraffe could live in the northern half of the Americas.
      They can eat the stuff here, but oak trees and most others aren't evergreens. They would have very little to eat through the winter. They can't eat pine of any kind.

      They could maybe do well in higher altitude areas of Mexico and further down to Brazil. I definitely think they could live in Brazil.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They can't eat pine of any kind.
        How come?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not sure, result from searching it up said they can't eat pine or eucalyptus.
          I had heard pine has creosote in it, and if you burn it and breathe it, you're gonna frick your lungs up really badly. Maybe that's part of it.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >they can't eat [...]eucalyptus
            Finally, an animal that can't invade Australia.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day immediately discord degenerates

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      But what have we done?

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Bronies

    https://i.imgur.com/x5lIrHR.jpg

    The furry fandom

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eh

      https://i.imgur.com/x5lIrHR.jpg

      is more monster girl then furry

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, you're right. (The feral is still cuter.)

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Im worried about your mental health

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Horrors beyond imagining

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Human face on a giraffe
      Horrors indeed

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Run

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can do it for you

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      President Xi Jinping owes me a giraffe gf.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I had the money, I would spend a lifetime selectively breeding giraffes until I had a domesticated breed that was saddle-capable.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Living the dream.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >new Clash of Clans troop
        Giraffe rider

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      forgot the img

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mass increase of transphobia

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      sign me up

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everything increases transphobia these days to be fair. It's like global warming. Or global warming deniers.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the negative is making africans seethe and mald that their megafauna do better in an environment with more industrial encroachment than their native lands solely due to poaching and nignoggery

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No! Only positives! Please I beg you, release them everywhere!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >black tounge
        But does that also mean. . .
        ?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes see

          https://i.imgur.com/PBQDVSJ.jpg

          big enough that I could comfortably perform cunnilingus on one standing up, but not so big that I'd need a stepladder

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            what about their dongs?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Pink and like 3 feet long.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Pink and like 3 feet long.

              Exotic erotics offers a 1:1 replica of a giraffe dong for zoological parks and for universities. There are smaller replicas as well.

              Additionally, a 1:1 giraffe tongue can be bought in this store as well as some smaller sizes.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >for zoological parks and for universities
                Who do they think they're kidding?

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lots of stupid zoomers will get killed

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They would be great to eat, which would make cityfolk gnash their teeth
    Alan Quartermain said they have wonderful marrow, I'd like to test that
    also, whatever trees they prefer are totally fricked

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is one of the main reasons for introducing them. Imagine the level of hunting we could provide.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it hurts bros

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would fug

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          U mad?

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They would be abused by americans and Chinese tourists

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I find that extremely unlikely. Do you know how big giraffes actually are?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        big enough that I could comfortably perform cunnilingus on one standing up, but not so big that I'd need a stepladder

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You must be a basketball player then. Their cunnies are at least 7' high.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            okay a bucket might be required

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    they wouldn't survive in most places, and also they can easily and would inevitably kill humans, pets, etc.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It might be bad for the native plants but idk.

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    americans are violent morons that will shoot 80% of them. The rest will be run-over by traffic or smash their heads into power lines

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >oi mate I’m an ekspurt

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they like this?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      such lewd animals

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, dumb yanks would shoot them for fun

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      americans are violent morons that will shoot 80% of them. The rest will be run-over by traffic or smash their heads into power lines

      you guys don't really think this right?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I do

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        where's the lie? america has been importing the third world for decades, and most of its population and all of its major cities have become violent third world shit holes because of it.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          you got me, good point

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Deer population in all of europe:
      >9.5 million
      Deer population in United states:
      >36 million

      Europe has decimated their wildlife, on land and sea.
      Americans are PETA tier when it comes to wildlife management compared to Europeans.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are more deer in the US now than there ever was. Turns out if you remove 99% of their predators and competition they become a pest.
        The reason deer hunting is so popular is because its conservation hunting, culling the numbers so they dont boom and bust.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Americans would want to hunt them even if they were critically endangered.
          Hunters' interests accidentally allign with conservation, but only partially. Start talking about reintroduction of native predators and they'll quickly show how little they care about ecosystems.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You don't know shit.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >decimated
        You're ewesing that wrong.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tell me again what happened to buffalos

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          collateral in a genocide campaign that historians are conspiring not to call a genocide. they survived, thankfully.

          ask a canadian what happened to the inuits dogs while you're at it.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bringing them back from the brink of extinction after injuns almost killed them all like the rest of the megafauna? Native populations world over killed their megafauna, wypipo brought them back.

          they wouldn't survive in most places, and also they can easily and would inevitably kill humans, pets, etc.

          I don't understand why those are problems. This isn't an antinatalist or nihilist perspective, either: having megafauna be introduced to a select area at the minor risk of people there is absolutely a boon.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he fell for the victor-written history
            Protestant colonists attempted outright genetic and cultural genocide against the native peoples, and part of that was the mass slaughter of buffalo to force them to live a more english lifestyle dependent on farmers rather than readily available wildlife.

            They did bring them back, but as an apology for almost exterminating them.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Buffalo numbers were pretty low before Euros arrived, due to native hunting. The giant herds we think of when we think of the wild west only existed because old world diseases wiped out ~90% of the natives, and thus reduced hunting by ~90%.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >ignore historical record, accept the feefees of primitives as word of god
              No.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            what boon is there to introducing potentially dangerous megafauna? if we just want to see the giraffes we already have them in every zoo in our country.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              tell me with a straight face having magnificent beasts wandering outside killing errant nignogs and methheads is a bad idea

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                blacks all live on their protected reserves aka american cities. giraffes wouldn't be allowed there. the only people who would fall victim to angry stomping murder giraffes are exurban white people and their children and pets.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >every zoo in our country.
              Of my three local zoos, I'm only certain that one of them had giraffes. Lemme check on the other two, brb

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Two do, the third does not. And it looks like one of the two allows guests to feed giraffes by hand.
                The one that didn't have giraffes has pudus. Didn't even know wtfa pudu was before looking up to see if they had giraffes. They're cute and nifty. I want to lick one
                Here's a baby pudu with mommy

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I want to lick one

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >lick a pudu

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >lick a pudu

                Looks like a teddy bear fricked a deer. Of course I want to lick a pudu. Yudu, tu.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't want to lick a teddy bear or a deer so why would I want to lick their bastard child?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because yudu.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                only pudu. Ever thought of that?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whodu?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                fewdu

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Youdu

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                duwut

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its like a deer capybara

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's like the pony version of a deer.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >after injuns almost killed them all
            most historically literate American

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he doesn't know

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          European bisons had it even worse (not to mention the wild aurochs), that's not the own you think it is.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >American Bison population: 500,000
          >European Bison population: 8,500

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s because America was wildlife for most of its existence. Not saying Europeans get off scot free, since Europeans are more likely to hunt and eat weird shit.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        by PETA, you mean killing left and right?

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I doubt american tree species are developed to handle an animal that can actively eat its leaves.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some actually still have adaptations to avoid predation from megafauna.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it's important to remember that North America basically has a massive missing ecological niche that is being actively suppressed by humans. Anything larger than a deer is kind of fricked, but the plants don't know that yet so you get trees with weird thorns.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe we can reintroduce some wooly mammoths, as a treat.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            indian elephants are their closest relative, right?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      well all of our best trees are way too fricking tall for even a giraffe to eat them

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        giraffe would end up clearing out a lot of invasive trees funny enough, like mimosas

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism
    Is be knocking over coffee cups and books all day

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Majestic creatures!

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day
    hidden

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It wouldn't be safe to go outside anymore

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wish that were me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      But they are herbivores!

      [...]

      But I am a herbivore!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But I am a herbivore!
        humans are obligate carnivores m8

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >humans are obligate carnivores
          Humans are obligate Ominvores

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Try to live your entire life on meat and you'll be great.
            Try to live your entire life on vegetables and you'll have a shitton of health issues.

            So, no, we're carnivores.
            Dogs eat grass sometimes. They're still carnivores.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Try to live your entire life on meat and you'll be great.
              Sure, there are many examples, in deserts mostly.
              >Try to live your entire life on vegetables and you'll have a shitton of health issues.
              Millions of Indians have lived for centuries without meat, they are fine, it's even a miracle they can survive in their shithole.
              >Dogs eat grass sometimes. They're still carnivores.
              There are degrees in carnivorism: dogs diet includes less meat than cats diet for example.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >indians living without meat
                You do realize these people are extremely frail and brittle correct

                They are unable to survive without charity, and this is in a region where every crop is in season every single day

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most still eat chicken and other non sacred animals if not going the "no harm to any living being" road, the most extreme wear masks to not hurt germs by breathing them in but that doesn't change that most of them are physically very fragile like the other anon said

                I guess you're right about their fragility.
                Maybe there is a huge difference in health between vegetarian and vegetalian as well?

                Most still eat chicken and other non sacred animals if not going the "no harm to any living being" road, the most extreme wear masks to not hurt germs by breathing them in but that doesn't change that most of them are physically very fragile like the other anon said

                >the most extreme wear masks to not hurt germs by breathing them in
                This sounds very extreme indeed, I knew some people don't eat mushroom, which can make some sense considering they're heterotrophs and closer to animals than to plants (Opisthokonts), but not breathing germs is something else...

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah there likely is since eggs, diary and other animal products like honey are very nutritious while vegetalians (vegans cover every area of life, vegetalian just the diet without pledge and is the OG word) don't get them at all so the need for supplements or imported goods such as more exotic fruits/veggies/plants your region doesn't have may be requiered to keep your food intake diverse and with more nutrients, but then again import issues are true for other diets due to how the market works

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you for the explanations.
                >but then again import issues are true for other diets due to how the market works
                Yes, sadly.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most still eat chicken and other non sacred animals if not going the "no harm to any living being" road, the most extreme wear masks to not hurt germs by breathing them in but that doesn't change that most of them are physically very fragile like the other anon said

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Buddha warned them about spooks but they didn't listen

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              The longest live people are the okinawans and they're nearly vegetarian

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                living past 70 is a waste of your time and cruel to everyone else unless you are actively employed as a teacher (for children because your iq score will be in the low 80s and you’ll be unable to answer difficult questions or remember what happened yesterday)

                have you ever had the displeasure of watching someone age? by 70 its either sad or sad and irritating

                and the worst fricking thing is if you eat meat you’ll probably still pass 80. horrible. time to ditch chicken and lay on the bacon.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                if you eat mostly fish/white meat but avoid processed foods you’ll probably end up in your 90s. take up smoking and buy a motorcycle.

                The longest live people are the okinawans and they're nearly vegetarian

                Beware genetics and class, because short people and people who don’t eat goyslop also live longer, but yes living too long is moronic. Literally 0 benefit to being 90 except being an irrational animal with a genetic drive to avoid dying. Suicide rates steadily increase with age and high IQ scores relative to the average for that age group correlate with higher suicide rates.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                brb buying a SUZUKI HAYABUSA

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Literally 0 benefit to being 90
                You will see the 22nd century

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol
                Your family and community just have shitgenes lmao
                My nan lived to be 106. She was smart as a whip and walked literal miles daily (my parents' house was two miles from church and she insisted on being active in that community with all the other ancient parishioners.)
                She would have gone on longer but she fell out of a tree. That's right. A fricking centenarian was climbing trees. See, she had this belief stuck in her head that any fruit you can reach won't be as good as fruit from higher branches. idk how true it is, but she definitely thought it was genuine word of God. So when she decided to go back to her house rather than live with my parents, she had no tall ass grand kids to reach fruit for her so up she went, down and came and severely injured she was. She stuck around another few months then finally croaked while birdwatching from her balcony.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your community had a common ancestor that was not entirely human

                There’s a reason stories like these never refer to large populations

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                1.64 million of us. We're actually studied because people wonder why the frick we live so long. We do all the things that Anglo medicine and diet science say are supposedly wrong and unhealthy. We eat pork. We eat a HUGE amount of simple, refined carbohydrates. We eat an enormous amount of fat. Many of us, tho no one in my immediate family, smoke. We drink. A lot. And we eschew a lot of traditional medicine (desire her age, Nan took only three pills daily and two weren't even prescribed to her lmao, one was an over the counter "joint health" thing and the other some fish oil capsules). Yet we still manage to have one of the greatest /confirmed/ life expectations in the world (Japan claims to have a lot of people living long, active lives but pension fraud is rampant there; y'know, where Gramma dies but they family don't report it so they can keep connecting her pension).

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You do not need one single scrap of plant matter to live 70-80 years in natural conditions. Most people would die of some plague or injury before that and you would actually dodge dental disease as a huge plus. However, your diet would not resemble a modern steak eater. Ancient humans went heavy on organ meats and fish, fatty red meat was a treat and cured/fried shit basically didn’t exist for thousands of years.

            Anything beyond that is entirely dependent on highly unnatural acts of civilization

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              lol
              at first, I thought you were joking but you actually believe this bullshit
              lmao

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Proof to the contrary? Without a shitty study group like nutrition nerd vegans throwing back exotic supplement smoothies daily vs, mcdonalds enjoyers? Didn’t think so

                >bbbut your chances of heart disease after 70 wwwwill be higher
                Eat more fish and less blubber and not by much. You are essentially dying after 50 anyways and suicide before 80 is encouraged. Everyone older than that is a borderline vegetable with the IQ score of a toddler and almost none if their original personality left intact.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                living past 50 is basically prolonged suffering for someone elses benefit. these days its the tax collectors because families disperse like wolf packs. we should be eating nothing but potatoes fried in seed oil to stick it to the man. frick meat, frick berries, frick tubers. eat more fries.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >fries
                Those ARE tubers, you mong.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                How much do you want? For one, there is no single set ancient human diet since what was available to early humans varied drastically location to location and many in the tropical and other fertile areas (IE the places that literally birthed civilisation) were largely frugivorous/herbivorous, eating meat perhaps a third of the time.
                Here's one article.
                https://discovery.ucl.ac.uk/id/eprint/1470393/

                I can provide dozens of others that will also say humans have been eating cooked tubers and grains for about 2,000,000 years. Since the brain literally runs on carbohydrates, the consumption of starch at that time gave homosexual sapiens the edge over competitor hominins.
                Meat consumption happened, of course, and rightly continues to this day, but to claim that plant foods, especially starchy ones, played no role in human development is not only completely divorced from reality but also wholly fricking moronic.
                The interplay of meat and cooked starch in the diet is literally what allowed our ancestors to become the dominant species. Starch powered they're brains to allow them the intelligence to develop more sophisticated hunting techniques all the way down to the invention of husbandry. Without starch, this simply would have never happened.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Try to live your entire life on meat and you'll be great.
          Try to live your entire life on vegetables and you'll have a shitton of health issues.

          So, no, we're carnivores.
          Dogs eat grass sometimes. They're still carnivores.

          Have you not seen this pic? Have you really no sense of humour?

          I would totally love to eat that giraffe girl out. But since I refuse zoophilia, I can't "eat out" that giraffe. I can't be omnivore or carnivore in a sexual manner.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            misquote?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Thinks herbivores can't kill
        >Thinks deer won't eat meat or hunt mice when starved
        >Doesn't think long bodied animals can swallow a man whole.
        You best watch yourself the next time you head on a safari or to the zoo. The giraffes are watching you too.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      based and vorepilled

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I used to not mind voregays, thinking their fetish was too fantastical and unrealistic like inflationgays. But after seeing so many zoosadists into content of animals being eaten, and not natural circle of life documentary stuff but captive live prey feeding in shitty little close confines, and the webm of the woman dressed up as a cat eating live mice, voregays are pretty fricked. It's usually depicted so goofily that it's easy to forget it's still snuff.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer the version where she has enormous breasts

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No acacias in murica. They're like Koalas and it's actually pretty hard to feed them hay or other leaves.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You for real? That's annoying if so. I'll look into it.

      https://i.imgur.com/Fzsp4ao.jpg

      It wouldn't be safe to go outside anymore

      Wish that were me

      [...]

      have a nice day

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    kissu

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda weird that these freakish animals that defy belief are mogged in media by a horse with a horn on it's head.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They'd probably compete with local herbivores.

      If I was an alien and you described a unicorn and a giraffe to me, I would believe in the unicorn and not the giraffe.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      In fairness the unicorns got casualized from a more chimeric form.

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You ever seen what happens to a car that hits a moose?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being a driver so bad that you can't avoid a fricking giraffe

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        But I'm not a woman.

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    can they eat what we have?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      of course

      You ever seen what happens to a car that hits a moose?

      yeah, not a big deal when it's a rare occurence

      They'd probably compete with local herbivores.

      If I was an alien and you described a unicorn and a giraffe to me, I would believe in the unicorn and not the giraffe.

      >They'd probably compete with local herbivores.
      obligate high browsers wouldn't compete at all with any existing herbivores. Deer are low browsers or rear up to get at low-hanging branches, but giraffes would eat 10 feet up from there and almost exclusively. The only ones that could hypothetically reach that high, moose, can eat lower branches and eat a lot of aquatic plants AND would nary cohabitate with giraffes considering their taiga/wetland adaptations while giraffe are hot forest/jungle adapted.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Moose in Maine are managed so that the counties with high traffic have less to none so they don’t kill people

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't that frick up with bird nests and roosting spaces?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick birds

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Giraffe eat within 1-3 metres from the ground just like all the animals they cohabitate with. Theres only been actual field work in this area over the past decade and it's not what biologists expected at all. Its not a small amount of foraging either its like 80% of their feeding is a metre off the ground. Yet another 'long neck' Darwinian theory of natural selection btfo by nature doing whatever the frick it wants. You'd think it would mog other species but no it leans over like an idiot.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was looking up giraffes bending down to eat and got this lol

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          While that's very interesting, I hesitate to say it would produce a problem for their cohabitation with north american animals. Thank you for this extra info though.

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