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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lobstar

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    weed lobster tries LSD

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys think weed lobster has tried LSD or shrooms?

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i did this exact experiment with a spider (order Araneae). it didnt seem to react much but it was dead the next day. i have pics

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post, b***h

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post the fricking weed spider, coward

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hot take: I don't care if animals have moral agency. We're better at killing them then they are at killing us and they taste good. I'm not obligated to value life outside my species.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guy got BIG buds lol

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know what ethics board they have but I wish I had them. Can't even get away with catching wild rabbits if you're not a fricking PhD here.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      .

      holy 2016 batman

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please explain the lore, tripgay.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Um Hello sir? Redeem? Do the needful and redeem?

    Or stfu maybe?

    Lobsters are cool! They will bring peace in both of your hearts. Trust the lobster and redeem.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I use AI to generate weed lobster images?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, they dont get the parts right, a lot of ai generated arthropods dont come out right, the limbs are in the correct spots if that makes any sense

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wholesome thread hijacked by morons
    Every single time.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      get these schizoid Black folk off this epic lobster thread

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That one is so baked right now XD

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >laying on it’s back cuz of how faded it is
      I’m so jelly ;-;

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys. I made this thread so we could talk about a lobster getting high as frick. ;-;

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      dude... are you high? cuz your shell is kinda red... XD

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        BROTHERS AND SISTERS OF THE SEA! REMEMBER WHAT THIS THREAD IS ABOUT!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lobster Weed Nation Lets GOOOO!!!!!!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      people here take things too seriously

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bug from the sea became bug for the space.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quick question regarding some personal observations. How many of you know of vegans who are also anti-abortion?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you should have never made that question, boy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      and with a simple question, the horde was silenced

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did know one (a pro-life vegan to be precise) but he was also schizo so take that how you will

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better than me.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not what they mean by lobster pot

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We were somewhere in the Neuroscience lab on the edge of the Pharmacology wing when the drugs began to take hold...

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what was the result? did he get high?
    thats enough vapour to get anyone interstellar

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It died about 8 hours later.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sir why are you hotboxing that lobster
    >SHIT FRICK... uhhh... its for a research paper...

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Baked lobster

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    lock me up in that chamber bruh

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Yeah, let's torture animals for science. And then let's do a study about how bad eating meat is."

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/UOEgiPb.jpg

      Money laundering?
      Hidden drug production?
      Bullshit studies paid with your taxes?
      No way. It's for you know... uh... the good of mankind and... SCIENCE !
      Trust us.

      I love how you can be worse than Mengele if you have a PHD and your victims are animals

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you for posting that picture. I know what that is.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Nature Of Love

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          What is it?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's a monkey getting tortured with a bug zapper

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              🙁 Why? and if hes getting zapped why is he holding on to it?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That damned image of infinite cruelty
        And they will tell you with a smile that demons aren't real
        >With the tools of science, humans will build a monument to all of their sins

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >humans
        >being shitty to anything not considered human
        name a more iconic duo

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          most people are not extremely superstitious barbaric sailors who grew up being brainwashed to hate nature because people form his time were too dumb and ignorant to understand it

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah. They just eat the flesh of animals for no reason other than "tradition" despite the fact doing so slowly kills them. Bloodmouths don't get to talk.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Bloodmouths don't get to talk
              >talk
              They laugh

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >For no reason
              Our bodies require it to function correctly.
              >Slowly kills them
              We thrive on it. Without it, we are weaker and dumber. Even with the might of globalized industry sourcing and creating foods that our ancestors would have never had access to in quantities and at qualities that are unreasonable for anyone below the middle class, more vegans are severely nutrient deficient than not.

              For what, living to 90 instead of 85? By the time you are 70, you have the intelligence quotient of a twelve year old child no matter what. It is not worth crippling yourself for life and spending inordinate amounts of effort on eating for the sake of the imagined feelings of some automaton.

              >inb4 my correlation said my correlation said well my correlation said
              Upper class health conscious individuals following a fad diet can not be compared to the proletariat eating a worse kind of over processed global-homogenization slop in good faith. Junk science.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                all because those oversocialized dimwits think eating an egg is on the same moral level as enslaving a human being to eat their children. something that is actually conscious and has feelings.

                not a chicken.

                because they are oversocialized on imagined worlds and never interact with real life until the damage to their psyche is already done and confirmation bias is in full swing 24/7.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Chickens are obviously conscious and have feelings. Their level of consciousness is also obviously lower than humans but that doesn't mean that they possess none at all.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                no not really

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did you never interact with a chicken?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Our bodies require it to function correctly.
                No it doesn't. Vegetarians and vegans are far healthier than bloodmouths.
                >We thrive on it.
                It causes cancer, heart disease, and strokes. Your body desperately begs you to stop eating meat, but you do anyway.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No it doesn't. Vegetarians and vegans are far healthier than bloodmouths.
                Lmao @ your shrinking choline deficient brain. Down the hatch with more supplements, you delusional frick. Maybe stop living in buildings when your disorder culminates in you empathizing with trees and rocks.
                >It causes cancer, heart disease, and strokes. Your body desperately begs you to stop eating meat, but you do anyway.
                The vast majority of people who eat meat live past their 80s. Too long, really, for anyone to be forced to live.

                Sometimes someone has weak genes and is unable to digest meat properly, but more often than not this isn't a "meat" problem, it's an eating nothing but frame broiled prime cuts of red meat and processed crap problem.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sometimes someone has weak genes and is unable to digest meat properly
                africans in particular just dont digest anything with fat in it "properly" because they evolved for constant famine and their bodies do not cope well with an abundance of food. whites, meds, and asians can just eat more without getting fat. they just shit the excess out.

                anyways nearly all of the longest lived people on earth ate white and ocean meat and the difference is irrelevant anyways because why the frick would you want to live past this little event...
                https://metafact.io/factcheck_answers/2355
                > A clear decline is evident. The mean WAIS-IV IQ is 100 for ages 20-24 and is 99 for ages 25-44. Then it drops to 97 for ages 45-54, to 94 for ages 55-64, to 90 for 65-69, to 86 for ages 70-74 and to 79 for ages 75+.
                >The decline with age in Gf—solving novel problems—is even more precipitous. Gf peaks at ages 20-24 (100), drops gradually to 99 (25-34) and 96 (35-44) before starting a roller coaster plunge to 91 (45-54), 86 (55-64), 83 (65-69), 79 (70-74), and 72 (75+)
                ...a Gf score of 83 is nonfunctional. as close to a gorilla as a typical CS student is to a perfectly average person. diet can not save you from this, it is the natural decay of the human body. it can maybe save you from a disorder that makes the fact that you have already essentially died more obvious, or prevent you from dying a good death before literally going full moron, however.

                eat meat. live a good life, die a good death.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                frick off already, vegancuck
                if we werent "supposed" to eat meat, then the canine teeth would have devolved away. humans are an oppurtunity eater and take what they can

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Humans have scavenger levels of stomach acid

                We’re “supposed to” be eating almost nothing but meat, like monkey hyenas

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the canine teeth would have devolved away
                This is your best argument?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Vegans populations are weak of mind and body.

                Only gay cum eaters want to vegan and make others vegan.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care, I'm not vegan.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Canines are for piercing the tough hide of fruit, moron.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is the most moronic argument itt. And theres people claiming vegans are healthy.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hello sir, this is lobster weed forum not vegoon forum. Pliss talk about lobster weed.
                What sentiments does weed lobster evokes to you sir?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                So are you trying to tell me that Chimps are MORE carnivorous than Humans? I mean, look at those canines!

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/aCgQqmE.jpg

                [...]
                Wow! How terrifying! Must eat deer or something, right?

                Sir please, those are not water based arthropod high on THC. Please refrain from posting those.
                This is a water based arthropod weed forum thread please be mindful.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                How do I get as high as Hot Box Lobster.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Follow audio istructiom
                https://voca.ro/1eLDrmoAQuzw

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I comcur

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/2OBMlDM.jpg

                So are you trying to tell me that Chimps are MORE carnivorous than Humans? I mean, look at those canines!

                Wow! How terrifying! Must eat deer or something, right?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/2OBMlDM.jpg

                So are you trying to tell me that Chimps are MORE carnivorous than Humans? I mean, look at those canines!

                Canine teeth arguments are always moronic because primates kill prey with their hands.

                the chimpanzee diet is 6% meat, on account of their smaller brains. they eat sticks and leaves.
                the human diet is almost entirely meat and fish with tubers and berries eaten as supplements. humans have larger brains, smaller guts, and stronger stomach acid than some carnivores.

                humans may have a predation instinct, making them unique among great apes, which manifests as an overwhelming urge for males, and males only, to chase things, throw rocks at random animals, and beat them to death with sticks. this is not learned and human males will do it unprovoked as toddlers. they are also prone to catching large insects, which indicates an instinctive tendency to hunt them for food. as with all predators, the predation instinct is confused and incomplete at birth and the parents are meant to teach their children how to eat after catching.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shut the frick up. This is the weed lobster thread. I bet you’ve never had your dick sucked/pussy ate, you fricking virgin.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Damn, you cooked that guy alright! Bet he's melting like CBD oil right now.
                Lobster king!!!

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >/pussy ate
                and with 2 words your entire roast sounds moronic

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Redeem yourself sir!

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the chimpanzee diet is 6% meat, on account of their smaller brains. they eat sticks and leaves.
                Utterly false. Chimpanzees only eat meat during times of total starvation, which are becoming increasingly common due to Human encroachment on their territory. Meat is a famine food.
                >the human diet is almost entirely meat and fish with tubers and berries eaten as supplements.
                Actually, the Human diet consisted primarily of grain and vegetables until the 20th century.
                >humans may have a predation instinct, making them unique among great apes
                Sociopathy is not "predatory instinct"
                > which manifests as an overwhelming urge for males, and males only, to chase things, throw rocks at random animals, and beat them to death with sticks.
                You have some serious issues to work out. I hope you're not allowed around pets or small children.
                >they are also prone to catching large insects, which indicates an instinctive tendency to hunt them for food.
                And horses swat flies with their tails. Predators?
                >as with all predators, the predation instinct is confused and incomplete at birth and the parents are meant to teach their children how to eat after catching.
                This is because no animal is innately carnivorous, all are vegetarians by nature.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Disinfo

                Go back to /x/

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                One time I saw a video of a group of chimps ripping a little monkey limb from limb and eating the limbs while the monkey was still alive.

                But sure, they only eat meat when they absolutely have to, and those teeth are actually only for eating salad.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're intended for tough fruits. Gorillas and Orangutans have NEVER been recorded eating meat, and yet have even larger canines.
                How much does the meat industry pay you for these shitty replies?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Disinfo. You are dismissed.

                Return to /x/, schizo.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                How is it 'disinfo' that Primate canines do not imply that they are carnivorous?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they're intended for tough fruits
                Exactly what kind of fruit are you talking about that specifically requires a canine shaped in this way to open? Also explain why this canine shape just coincidentally happens to be excellent for ripping flesh.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >melon
                >pineapple
                >jackfruit
                >dates
                >apples
                Again, gorillas and orangutans have NEVER been recorded eating meat, and yet have the largest canines. Your "coincidence" is exactly that, and isn't even the only example. Pic related isn't from any allegedly predatory dinosaur, but a sauropod. But look at those sharp teeth! Must have eaten meat, right?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                See

                https://i.imgur.com/w9dK6pP.jpg

                One time I saw a video of a group of chimps ripping a little monkey limb from limb and eating the limbs while the monkey was still alive.

                But sure, they only eat meat when they absolutely have to, and those teeth are actually only for eating salad.

                [...]
                Canine teeth arguments are always moronic because primates kill prey with their hands.

                the chimpanzee diet is 6% meat, on account of their smaller brains. they eat sticks and leaves.
                the human diet is almost entirely meat and fish with tubers and berries eaten as supplements. humans have larger brains, smaller guts, and stronger stomach acid than some carnivores.

                humans may have a predation instinct, making them unique among great apes, which manifests as an overwhelming urge for males, and males only, to chase things, throw rocks at random animals, and beat them to death with sticks. this is not learned and human males will do it unprovoked as toddlers. they are also prone to catching large insects, which indicates an instinctive tendency to hunt them for food. as with all predators, the predation instinct is confused and incomplete at birth and the parents are meant to teach their children how to eat after catching.

                you were btfo before you even entered so you just made shit up now buhbye unless you wanna post stoned lobsters. vegan schizos and christ schizos are the cancer killing Wauf.

                weed lobster is the cure.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Disingenuous prick.

                https://i.imgur.com/w9dK6pP.jpg

                One time I saw a video of a group of chimps ripping a little monkey limb from limb and eating the limbs while the monkey was still alive.

                But sure, they only eat meat when they absolutely have to, and those teeth are actually only for eating salad.

                is irrelevant because it is not only anecdotal, but "THEY DID IT ONCE" is a stupid thing to try to apply.
                https://www.barrons.com/news/eating-dirt-in-madagascar-to-escape-famine-01607092831
                Are humans lithovores? Of course not.

                [...]
                Canine teeth arguments are always moronic because primates kill prey with their hands.

                the chimpanzee diet is 6% meat, on account of their smaller brains. they eat sticks and leaves.
                the human diet is almost entirely meat and fish with tubers and berries eaten as supplements. humans have larger brains, smaller guts, and stronger stomach acid than some carnivores.

                humans may have a predation instinct, making them unique among great apes, which manifests as an overwhelming urge for males, and males only, to chase things, throw rocks at random animals, and beat them to death with sticks. this is not learned and human males will do it unprovoked as toddlers. they are also prone to catching large insects, which indicates an instinctive tendency to hunt them for food. as with all predators, the predation instinct is confused and incomplete at birth and the parents are meant to teach their children how to eat after catching.

                I already ripped this homosexual a new one.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Everything you post is a lie. Go back to /x/, vegan schizo.

                >nooo killing animals is sociopathy!
                go the frick back moron. bye. homosexual.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's okay to abuse animals
                I think you're the one who doesn't belong.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >im a vegan debate me! u hate aninuls if u eat dem!
                Vegan schizo go home, be a homosexual somewhere else.
                >>>/x/

                [...]

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You know you can't defend your industrialized torture and don't want to debate it in good faith.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >pls repsond 2 my loaded questions n accusations ok 🙁
                Vegan schizo go home. Go be a homosexual somewhere else.
                >>>/x/

                [...]

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're the one who claimed that torturing animals is fine.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >im vegan and dont make a moral distinction between murdering people and eating fish debate me

                [...]

                >>>/x/

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Gorillas and Orangutans have NEVER been recorded eating meat
                Bro, they eat ticks, fleas, and parasites off eachother all the time to the point that social grooming is a defining characteristic of the great apes.
                Orangutan are famous for using tools to get termites out of a mound.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not vegan and even I know you're full of shit.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                He’s right lmfao do you think cavemen had hunting guides written down? every study of the pre-agricultural aka natural human diet says it’s over 2/3s meat.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >every study
                No, just ones done in meat-dominated cultures. Studies done in China indicate far more reasonable levels of meat consumption, around 1/8th.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Now look up what "gutter oil" is.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't see what Americans reusing raw sewage for their food carts have to do with anything.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s gotta be some of the most blatant projection I’ve seen here

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The frick are you even talking about? They don’t eat meat because they’ve destroyed their environment and are mostly horribly poor

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're so right. Please, don't ever go return to eating meat again.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bloodmouth has to be the worst insult I’ve seen in a while like. Ok Black person I’ll enjoy my steak with the metal ass title you’ve given me

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Frick you for ruining the comfy stoner lobster thread

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's something profoundly depressing about boiling the essence of nurture down to some felt wrapped around wiring and giving it a face, then presenting it as a coping mechanism to a living creature who's otherwise only known fear and pain. This is what more advanced AI companions of the future will do for humanity, just present us with a coping mechanism to deal with a world of pain.

        We can still reject this future if we destroy the system that will lead to it, it's not too late to change fate. We can take the lessons we've learned from this system and build a new one that isn't so schizophrenic and cold. Science doesn't have to be so cruel.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unethical science is the only science worth doing.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get it

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Box test was sadder.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >All these heartfelt butthurt replies to a simple instincts research
        emotions are just a brain mechanism like any other

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Butthurt is an emotion. We are an experiment, too.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pictured: the world you live in

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        How is pic rel any different from anons wanting real life sex dolls

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not. Isn't that sad?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            How is pic rel any different from anons wanting real life sex dolls

            Anons wanting sex dolls is arguably worse. The monkeys didn't actually have a choice. It didn't understand the situation it was in, or how to change it. People do, people can, and choose not to. They choose the comfortable lie.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        A million pity

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I fricking love science!!!!!

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Money laundering?
    Hidden drug production?
    Bullshit studies paid with your taxes?
    No way. It's for you know... uh... the good of mankind and... SCIENCE !
    Trust us.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      A way to get the school to pay for your pot.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is he having a good time
    Frick that. How high do I get if I eat him?

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